Looking for a Husband/Wife

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Fania2009-04-13 18:28:45
QUOTE (Vhaas @ Apr 13 2009, 10:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You could cut through the sexual tension on this thread with a Jack!



QUOTE (Jack @ Apr 13 2009, 10:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
mmmm


Nope, it's still here.

I'm still needing lots of babies, and more non-sex!
Vermis2009-04-14 00:05:05
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Apr 13 2009, 04:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
:nippletwist:

No, you should do it this way:

-Throws fat kid at Shaddus-

Courtisy of Daedalion XD
Fania2009-04-14 02:04:08
Totally thinking about limiting myself to marrying a woman. *mumbles something about men* heh heh
Reiha2009-04-14 03:24:02
QUOTE (Jack @ Apr 13 2009, 10:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
mmmm

You've killed my libido.
Fania2009-04-14 04:44:17
QUOTE (Reiha @ Apr 13 2009, 08:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You've killed my libido.


Here's something to get you all hawt and steamy. A log of our last fling.

QUOTE
Everything about you is obscured by a heavy fog.


Enjoy!

Reiha2009-04-14 04:57:29
QUOTE (Fania @ Apr 13 2009, 09:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Here's something to get you all hawt and steamy. A log of our last fling.



Enjoy!

Oh baby I didn't even know where you were in the room, much less know if you were even there. I love it when you get all elusive like that. *gets worked up*
Fania2009-04-15 16:28:38
This topic has totally been derailed, and I still need a nonmatingneeding mate. I've got a shiny gold piece! look at the shiny gold piece! You want it? Marry Fania.
Sajite2009-04-15 23:52:12
Come on! Someone marry Sajite! I promise I won't torture you...













































Much
Fania2009-04-16 00:16:12
QUOTE (Sajite @ Apr 15 2009, 04:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Come on! Someone marry Sajite! I promise I won't torture you...


I make no such promises.
Sajite2009-04-19 04:14:43
QUOTE (Sajite @ Apr 7 2009, 07:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Looking for someone to marry Sajite. Male or female doesn't really matter. No merian, elfen, or kephera, Shaddus would kill me. I won't be moving from Magnagora so Magnagora or Glomdoring only. It seems I am not marrying out. Just contact me on here or IG.



QUOTE (Reiha @ Apr 7 2009, 07:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you like evil, Sajite is your GIRL wink.gif



QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Apr 7 2009, 07:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No. No, you won't, or I'll kill you anyway. You's staying Mes'ard if it kills you.



QUOTE (Sajite @ Apr 7 2009, 08:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
One more thing, you have to be willing to put up with some weird qualities. Such as speaking in first-person plural.


Considering moving to third person plural!
Fania2009-04-19 05:54:58
QUOTE (Sajite @ Apr 18 2009, 09:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Considering moving to third person plural!


All the Fanias I know have already.


Oh yeah...Lord Eventru is not allowed to hook Fania up. The last guy attacked me....I'm sure the next prospect will probably have voices telling him to do stuff. (That only works if the voices are me telling him what to do)
Unknown2009-04-19 19:07:02
QUOTE (Sajite @ Apr 18 2009, 11:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Considering moving to third person plural!



Aww c'mon! If you marry her, it comes with some Bella lovin' on the side biggrin.gif

...okay not the mudsexing kind, but the normal overly bouncy kind
Unknown2009-04-20 00:33:57
QUOTE (Bellarin @ Apr 19 2009, 08:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Aww c'mon! If you marry her, it comes with some Bella lovin' on the side biggrin.gif

...okay not the mudsexing kind, but the normal overly bouncy kind



bouncy!!!
Unknown2009-04-20 02:01:45
QUOTE (Bellarin @ Apr 19 2009, 03:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Aww c'mon! If you marry her, it comes with some Bella lovin' on the side biggrin.gif

...okay not the mudsexing kind, but the normal overly bouncy kind

Hey!


*is hurt sad.gif *
Marcalo2009-04-22 19:29:07
seeking a wife for marcalo, preferably magnagorian, but will work with anything. Must be a bit twisted and willing to work around his random outbursts and new found love for his pony named mutt
Lawliet2009-04-22 21:49:04
QUOTE (Bellarin @ Apr 19 2009, 08:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Aww c'mon! If you marry her, it comes with some Bella lovin' on the side biggrin.gif

...okay not the mudsexing kind, but the normal overly bouncy kind


Can I has some of the mudsexing kind? wink.gif
Fania2009-04-22 22:05:03
QUOTE (Lawliet @ Apr 22 2009, 02:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Can I has some of the mudsexing kind? wink.gif


No mudsex for you until I get married.

Hrm is it more ironic that I'm telling you can't musex until I'm married even though I wont be mudsexing, or that I'm telling you that you can mudsex with Bella, though it seems she doesn't want to?
Lawliet2009-04-23 20:51:28
Unless my brain is interpreting the meaning of irony... neither?

As a side note, I'm bored, someone keep Law company to entertain me? sad.gif
Unknown2009-04-25 09:16:11
I wonder what's the success and fail rate of finding a spouse. biggrin.gif
Reiha2009-04-25 14:25:32
QUOTE (lussien @ Apr 25 2009, 02:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I wonder what's the success and fail rate of finding a spouse. biggrin.gif

No standards, I'd say 50/50.