Argh. Fania! How could you?! Now illithoids are off the list. Because I'll just think of those things.

They had acid for blood and they laid eggs in people's stomachs...



Illithoids are icky. I did you a favour. They touch you with their inner worm!

Yeah, exactly! How much more biologically badass can you get? The first two movies are great, and the canon for them is fantastic. They can survive pretty much anything except fire and lots of bullets. I have been a huge fan of xenomorphs since I first saw Alien five years ago, and I know waaay too much about them.

Anyway, back on topic...

Join Stormcrows!

I actually thought the same thing about them for a while... Until I paged through a sketchbook of H.R. Giger and saw what exactly he used to depict them and all their little growth phases originally. And I'm sorry, but I wil nevereverevereverever look at them the same way for the rest of my life. Ever.

Beldoria is looking for a husband or a wife, either way it doesn't really matter!

- She's part of the d'Deneith household, which is quite small.
- She likes to hunt a fair bit and likes to join on aetherhunts as a siphoner, she finds it kinda exciting.
- Quite fond of tailoring since she gave up cooking, and if you had a shop she'd make stuff for it.
- She also likes to write poetry, and often goes to watch plays in the theatre of Magnagora. Or she'll read books from the library.
- She's a female undead human, 47 years old and is GR2 in the Ninjakari, and CR2 in Magnagora (I think that's what it is)
- Her circle is this -> 80 (60.18%).
- She does like her own time, but mainly she likes the company of someone, so you'll have to put up with that.
- She's not overly snuggly, and will only do such things in private. The amount of naughty-ness in public is a kiss or a peck on the cheek.
- She's sort of quiet sometimes, but when she gets going she doesn't shut up, and often likes a good descussion.



What she wants, :
- Someone who is pretty active and someone who isn't going to ignore her. That's a big no-no right there.
- She wants kids. Lots of.
- Either wants you to marry into her family, -or- is quite willing to join another family.
- Someone to take her hunting, but not get her killed.
- Someone with similar interests, but talk to her more in-game about that.
- You can't be illithoid, kephera, orlach (or furrikin or faeling. Anything smaller than herself is just bad on her list.) Every other race is pretty much ok.
- You've got to be in Magnagora, she'll not be leaving.


That's all really... If anything is missed out, or you want to know more of something, then talk to Beldoria in-game, or message her in-game. Or send her a tell. Whichever!

Beldie is certified awsome. Expect cookies.

And people wonder why I have the compulsive need to ensure that I'm well equipped with flammable devices.

I'll have to buy cookies from shops now, I gave up Cooking for Tailoring

I make sexy lingerie now.

Lots of bullets is better. Or just wear a teflon suit and get hacking. Even Fluoroantimonic acid can't burn through that.

Can we please stop talking about ways to kill kephera aliens? It's hard enough finding a mate without you guys offering up ways to off us.

Come2celest, I'll marry yoouuu

Join Stormcrow!

Slightly back on topic here...

Kalaneya is on the market.

About Kala:
- secretary in Nekotai, CR4 in Glom, level 79 (25.59%)
- quiet, hard-working, and rather peaceable
- loves to figure things out. Puzzles and quests are quite fun for her. (Well, me really, but that's just the way things are.) May try to figure you out.
- will talk about anything. Very random.

A few initial things:

- No mudsex. Just to get that out of the way. Conservative public displays of affection.
- Good grammar, or at least proper capitalization.
- Please don't act like a little kid. If you just want to glomp, bounce around, and shout 'Boo!' at me, gtfo, thank you!

Kala isn't particularly intimate and mainly wants companionship.
- male of female, doesn't matter
- She will not leave Glomdoring or the Nekotai.
- No interest in combat, but don't care if you do. Might be fun conversation.
- Pretty fiercely independent, so she won't spend EVERY WAKING MINUTE with you.
- You will have to do a whole lot of convincing to get her to leave Nightshade. A whole lot.
- No kephera (again, sorry! It must be the xenomorphs.), no krokani. Illithoids and orclachs considered, but not...ideal.
- Will design for you. Anything. It'll be exciting and probably wordy.

Lastly, no drama. I play the game for fun and relaxation, not to start crap with people, cliques, factions, whatever. Contact IG or here if you're interested, thanks!

Beldoria is still looking, and there's a few changes.

If you're in Serenwilde, then she might consider leaving Magnagora.

- She's part of the d'Deneith household, which is quite small.
- She likes to hunt a fair bit and likes to join on aetherhunts as a siphoner, she finds it kinda exciting.
- Quite fond of tailoring since she gave up cooking, and if you had a shop she'd make stuff for it.
- She also likes to write poetry, and often goes to watch plays in the theatre of Magnagora. Or she'll read books from the library.
- She's a female undead human, 47 years old and is GR2 in the Ninjakari, and CR2 in Magnagora (I think that's what it is)
- Her circle is this -> 80 (60.18%).
- She does like her own time, but mainly she likes the company of someone, so you'll have to put up with that.
- She's not overly snuggly, and will only do such things in private. The amount of naughty-ness in public is a kiss or a peck on the cheek.
- She's sort of quiet sometimes, but when she gets going she doesn't shut up, and often likes a good descussion.



What she wants, :
- Someone who is pretty active and someone who isn't going to ignore her. That's a big no-no right there.
- She wants kids. Lots of.
- Quite willing to join another family.
- Someone to take her hunting, but not get her killed.
- Someone with similar interests, but talk to her more in-game about that.
- You can't be illithoid, kephera, orlach (or furrikin or faeling. Anything smaller than herself is just bad on her list.) Every other race is pretty much ok.

Because of random happenings, Nori is seeking a mate again.


About Nori:
- Female shadowcaster faeling with aslaran habits & physical traits.
- An undersecretary in the Shadowdancers.
- In the Order of Nocht.
- 35 years old.
- Has her own manse.
- Is part of a historic Glomdoring family, the Stormcrows, currently the biggest family in Glomdoring.
- A bit shy, a bit silly, is sort of a hopeless romantic, enjoys poetry and combat.
- Will marry for love or politics.


Requirements:
- Be of Glomdoring
- Ability to RP.
- Ability to hold an intelligent, grammatically correct conversation.


Preferences (but not required):
- Be active!
- Have ambition and passion for something (whether it's your guild, your family, combat, etc).
- Willingness to spend time with Nori but respect her independence as well.


PM me or Ried or send Nori or Ried a message in-game.

They resist bullets. Also, the stabby tail. And movie blood, which is clearly stronger than any real acidic or corrosive substance we know. I suspect that the Aliens have blood comprised of Piranha Solution.



Good grief, you're shameless.

Well, at least SC grows in the end.

I see how it is, now.

Marry me?

lol

I've not a clue what you mean.