But, but you are a city enemy!

If that's all it'll take...

Ardmore would make a lovely e-hubby. Just saying.

Thanks to the new commodity system, Sotsepmet is now looking for, in addition to the other criteria somewhere above, a wealthy husband, willing to lavish him with money so that he may continue to cook. Not -essential- but a very very very large plus.

On the plus side, for you, Sotsepmet enjoys cooking to the point where he will probably just make things for you if he has free time.

He makes delicious maggot-filled meats and rotting soups. A great husband for any hungry Lich.

Oh so lonely.

It's because you're a Mes'ard and therefore related to everyone already.

*sagenod*

Still looking. Probably doesn't help that I'm enemied to so many places, but either a husband or wife is fine with me!

Edit: And I don't and won't have a family! I can easily marry into any family.

Third times the charm.

Neos is looking for a wife. No enemies Celest, Tainted or from Gaudi and possibly Glom, not sure yet.
Preferably someone close to his age: 96 or so. 10 years give or take.
Willing to marry into his family.
Around enough to spend time with him, but you don't have to be logged in every single hour he's around
Any race, but Viscanti, Illithoid, and Krokani. (The one eye will freak me out)
All around fun.
Able to deal with the times when he goes mindless.
Loving to hunt is not a prerequisite. I haven't been really going hunting as of late since I can never remember all my defenses.
Doesn't mind that he gets very busy when working on something.

That's all I can think of so far. Hope someone responds. I need to help my family grow and I'm tired of Neos being lonely all the time.

*stamps with seal* 100% Pectus approved!

Warning: Neos can be a grumpy butt.
Second Warning: Casilu scares me..

Why do so many people say that?

I'm not a grumpy butt. I'm preoccupied a lot.

Don't make me rub off the seal, mister!

Ew.

Someone marry her! She's about as intimidating as a box full of kittens mounted on a box full of puppies.

How much paperwork do you have to file before you receive the paperwork that you have to fill out to be married to Casilu properly though?

Aaand...you don't need your ad here anymore. Off with you, shoo shoo.

Mountains. That's the real reason Serenwilde hates Hallifax: it kills trees not by sitting on top of them and being all cityish, but by turning them into forms. Eeeeevil.

Little does Ileein know that Hallifax uses crystals for its forms.

Only after filing the proper forms in triplicate to have the crystals created.