Why do these games never have bathrooms?

by Richter

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Richter2005-08-01 17:32:53
Why -don't- we have bathrooms? I mean, aside from not wanting to have fart jokes, or wanting to RP people using a toilet, what gives?

We all know Serenwilders use leaves and such, but what about the cities at least?
Ialie2005-08-01 17:34:13
Celest has a bathhouse.

And well Magnagora is tainted, might as well just go in the city streets. What do you think that cloud is about. Thats when you know all of Magnagora has gotten together and taken a dump.
Soll2005-08-01 17:36:49
QUOTE(Ialie @ Aug 1 2005, 05:34 PM)
Celest has a bathhouse.
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Yes. Celest has a bathtub. But you've made me cry, now. crying.gif All of Celest having to share one bathtub which I doubt has been cleaned in 23 odd years.. More Tainted that Magnagora.
Navaryn2005-08-01 17:38:49
QUOTE(Soll @ Aug 1 2005, 12:36 PM)
Yes. Celest has a bathtub. But you've made me cry, now. crying.gif All of Celest having to share one bathtub which I doubt has been cleaned in 23 odd years.. More Tainted that Magnagora.
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Ew, Ew, Ew... EWW!
Gwylifar2005-08-01 18:25:27
So that's what all those mysterious bubbles are.
Unknown2005-08-01 18:27:24
..oh EWWWWWWWWWW

Note to self, after going to celest, find the deepest part of the ocean to scrub self clean. EWWW EWWW EWWWWWW!!!
Estarra2005-08-01 18:52:00
This opens a whole new range of possibilities. We could add a new line on status called, which could read something like this: "Your bowels are empty, and your bladder is slightly full." If you don't RELIEVE SELF, there's a chance of getting having an accident, ruining whatever clothes or armor that's being worn. Plus we can have new afflictions, like constipation and urinary tract infection!

Then again, some things are better left out... sick.gif
Unknown2005-08-01 19:02:00
Constipation affliction...

Can you imagine the shouts on Market for the cure?


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Soll2005-08-01 19:06:40
QUOTE(Estarra @ Aug 1 2005, 06:52 PM)
This opens a whole new range of possibilities. We could add a new line on status called, which could read something like this: "Your bowels are empty, and your bladder is slightly full." If you don't RELIEVE SELF, there's a chance of getting having an accident, ruining whatever clothes or armor that's being worn. Plus we can have new afflictions, like constipation and urinary tract infection!

Then again, some things are better left out... sick.gif
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Add add add! biggrin.gif
Richter2005-08-01 19:11:58
QUOTE(Estarra @ Aug 1 2005, 10:52 AM)
This opens a whole new range of possibilities. We could add a new line on status called, which could read something like this: "Your bowels are empty, and your bladder is slightly full." If you don't RELIEVE SELF, there's a chance of getting having an accident, ruining whatever clothes or armor that's being worn. Plus we can have new afflictions, like constipation and urinary tract infection!

Then again, some things are better left out... sick.gif
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Sleeping and eating is bad enough!
Ialie2005-08-01 19:18:07
HAHah it could be fun depending on where you relief yourself.



Walk up to Celest gates.

Relieve self.


A stinking pile of poo lies here defiling the air.
Soll2005-08-01 19:20:47
nonono.gif Sorry. halo.gif

"That's gross! Why would you want to relieve yourself in open air? Goodness me!"

"Seating yourself upon a large lavatory, you relax and within moments feel a huge burden leave you, to your utmost delight." unsure.gif

Have to go a bathroom. In my head they'd make it so you have to go to a bathroom... Or they'd be multiple alts pooing everywhere. sick.gif
Alger2005-08-01 19:28:46
lvl 80 - you no longer have to eat sleep pee or take a dump.
Richter2005-08-01 19:29:19
I wasn't suggesting a system for bodilly functions, I was asking about why there are no rooms. tongue.gif
Stangmar2005-08-01 19:49:04
I like the system. Make it so you can piss and crap on any item in the room.

Example:

Stangmar opens his zipper and empties his bladder on the Pool of Stars.

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Ialie2005-08-01 19:53:49
QUOTE(stangmar @ Aug 1 2005, 02:49 PM)
I like the system. Make it so you can piss and crap on any item in the room.

Example:

Stangmar opens his zipper and empties his bladder on the Pool of Stars.

wink.gif
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Stangmar opens his zipper and using his tweezers he fishes for his tool and finally empties his bladder on the Pool of Stars.
Ixchilgal2005-08-01 19:54:20
QUOTE(Estarra @ Aug 1 2005, 01:52 PM)
This opens a whole new range of possibilities. We could add a new line on status called, which could read something like this: "Your bowels are empty, and your bladder is slightly full." If you don't RELIEVE SELF, there's a chance of getting having an accident, ruining whatever clothes or armor that's being worn. Plus we can have new afflictions, like constipation and urinary tract infection!

Then again, some things are better left out... sick.gif
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All I gotta say is, in the middle of combat...
PSI ID DOMINATE NARSRIM RELIEVE SELF
Stangmar2005-08-01 20:06:09
QUOTE(Ialie @ Aug 1 2005, 12:53 PM)
more like
Stangmar opens his zipper and using his tweezers he fishes for his tool and finally empties his bladder on the Pool of Stars.
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A: That is completely incorrect.

B: Even IF it was that small, how would you know?
Richter2005-08-01 20:06:50
Play nice everyone.
Ialie2005-08-01 20:07:43
QUOTE(stangmar @ Aug 1 2005, 03:06 PM)
A: That is completely incorrect.

B: Even IF it was that small, how would you know?
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I scried you once while you were showering.