I'm looking for some short, one-line Lusternia tips or comments. Any suggestions?

Here's some examples to give you the idea:

"The combat in Lusternia is incredibly complex. Few become true masters."
"Other players are usually very friendly. If you need help, just ask."
"Will you rise to power and one day rule a powerful city-state?"

Shortness matters, they really can't be more than 10-12 words long.

Don't poke the turtles!
Fun atmosphere, very newbie friendly!
Stay away from Yrael he will take everything!
Get pwned by Magnagora everyday!

Remember, kids: Don't join Celest!

Buy Revan's enchantments.

It's everything but boring!

Heart-pumping, adrenaline-rushing action more than you can take!

(literally)

"For a good time... join Lusternia!"

Don't lick strangers.

Seriously though.

Envelop yourself entirely in Lusternia's rich roleplying atmosphere.
School yourself in the basin's epic history.
Become a master of your field and specialize in one of the many skill selections.
Experience the creativity and varieties within the fully player driven economy.

Will you glory in the Light or wallow in the Taint?
Got a question? Ask. We're newbie friendly.
You may not be welcome in certain areas of the realm. Ask.
Mighty Magnagora, the Engine of Transformation, is the eastern most city.
The Commune of the Serenwilde is the northernmost commune.
The (You get the idea.)
Newton Caverns are an excellent place for novices.
Respect the Divine. They are incredibly powerful.
Experience the dynamics of our complex economy.
Influence the world politics directly with our influencing system!
A rich and well developed history.
Become an epic hero, the mighty roar of your name carved into the realm forever more.
Our in-depth combat system will have your hands shaking.

Edit: Stopped calling the Seren a city. *facepalm*

Ooer. Yrael's were good!

Stoppit Yrael, yer ruining yer reputation.

Think you experienced everything already? Think hard.

Come live in the Basin and we will show you how to live life as it's meant to be!

Epic power struggles! Be a part of it.

Do not like to fight? Be a top mover of politics then.

Think you are a fantastic questor? Obviously you have never been to Lusternia.

Fancy debating denizens instead of just plain killing them? We got the thing for you.

Lusternia. What else do you need?

"We love our newbies; we won't bite unless you ask really nicely"
"Travel the Basin then step onto the next plane and explore a bit more"

Our economy puts a new dimension to "dynamic", you can build it, or ruin it all by yourself!

What the hell do you think I've been trying to do? Economic recession is

"Use GNT to speak to your guild." (thats a big one)
"Newton Caverns is a great place to visit, use PORTALS to travel there."
"Use PROBE to learn more about objects or creatures."
"If you have a question you may ask it on NEWBIE."
"The fate guides are to help you, HELP GUIDES for more."
"Power is the essence of Lusternia, HELP POWER for more."

thats all I can think up right now.

Whassthisallforanyway? Some sort of ingame tip system?

Be nice to fat bees.

Especially if they're following this eeeeevil and scary person named Ialie.

Seeking challenge - join Celest!

Don't quit your commune to join a crazy mugwump's clan.

Everyone has credits except for you.

And a real one:

Remember to stay in-character!

Maybe tack help insanity or help roleplaying to the end.