everyone likes to pull pranks. what's one you've pulled?

last april fools day, i went home for the day to spend some time with my dad. and he had made a comment about women in general being sly and evil.

so, to make him eat his own words, i put see through plastic wrap on the toilet and then put some vaseline on the toilet seat. i wait up allllllllllll night for him to walk into the bathroom. when he finally comes down stairs, im as sweet as i can be. he laughs and says, "i rest my case". so he goes into the bathroom. and everythings quiet. then, all of a sudden...

"what the hell?"

only miliseconds later i hear a sudden BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

my dad had not only peed on himself, he also **** on himself as well, not to mention he slipped off the toilet seat and onto the ground.

morale for this prank: yeah. girls really are sly and evil.

I suppose this wasn't really a prank, but some Mormons came to my door, started talking to me and so on I was polite so I invited them inside. They were there for an hour they left, in the middle of it I must have gave my phone number, I don't remember that though, but they called me a week later wanting to come by again.. So I was like "umm.. sure. but I have a problem... when you guys were here, I had trouble.... staying focused on the scripture because I was so attracted to you, can we go out next Saturday.." My plan had worked... it had stopped his spiel of babbly and he sputtered on the end of the line. He told me he would call me back.... I think today was the day... he didn't call.. I feel kinda relived but a little rejected at the same time.

Those silly Mormons!

Yea, similar story, some bible bashers came to the door, I looked out a window, next to the door, saw them there holding their bibles.



So I stripped, and answered the door.
It. Was. Sooooo. Worth. It.

Remind me to visit you with a bible in hand

A mate of mine was stopping at the border of a fruit fly exclusion zone, and I was with him. So we pulled up, just near the sign warning of it, and tied me up in the boot with ducttape. Seeing the officers face was funny stuff. "Got any fruits or vegetables in the car?" "Nope. Take a look!" Heh. Heh.

My mate's sister did something like that. The Mormons were walking around the neighbourhood, so she went to her room and put on some lovely goth make-up (she has naturally short, black hair) and a black skirt. Nothing else. Answered the door. *wave Mormons*

Ooh, I should try that sometime... Wonder if it would be more or less effective, me being male and all...

It wouldn't matter Shorlen, either way it would be against their mission rules to stay and talk

this was kinda funny, i was out back at my aunts remove a tree stump and she was in the hospital well i hear this car pull up and its these jahova whitness's or what ever, and i have a axe in my hand so i keep working on the hole, they come around the side of the house where they see me, and they are like hey how are you doing, i turned and said better when i get this body burried, they just kinda slowly walked away.

I wonder if a few of these pranks are, perhaps, a large reason why certain young folk pick up their Bible and start knocking on doors...



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