Catch the Joli

by Joli

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Joli2005-08-21 07:15:57
ok.. we were talking about Hajamin killing Yrael and I had to be a retard and say I wanted to be played with too... This is rather long.. but for anyone wondering why I got tossed to the Megalith and tossed to Nil.. this is why.


(Celest): You say, "A lance bigger then his body?"

(Celest): Hajamin says, "Aye, doesn't leave much of the body left over."

(Celest): Hajamin says, "You weren't around for the fun? I played this really
fun game, where I throw the lance and he runs around in circles."

(Celest): Hajamin says, "Then I got bored, so I hit him."

(Celest): You say, "No, I'm afraid I missed that."

(Celest): Brenon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You sound very bored.
Daydreaming of killing him, aren't You?"

(Celest): Hajamin says, "Nah, was just playing a fun little game with him."

(Celest): You say, "-sniffle- You never play games with us."

<>: You say, "I might want to run.."

(Celest): Hajamin says, "Well... if you would like to play that game, you
can... but you better run fast."

(Celest): Exusai (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Uhmm... I'm not sure I
want to chased around by a lance."

(Celest): You say, "Not that one."

(Celest): Brenon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Come play with
Hajamin."

(Celest): You say, "A friendly game."

(Celest): Hajamin says, "Ok, I know a fun game... I need two players."

(Celest): You say, "And does running actually keep the person from dying?"


(Celest): You say, "I'll play!"

(Celest): Hajamin says, "Two people other than Joli."

(Celest): Arlent (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "For what?"

(Celest): You say, "..I'm gonna go cry now."


(Celest): Brenon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yes, we'll play the
"gentle game". It involves a lot less pain and dying than the games Hajamin
plays with Yrael."

(Celest): Hajamin says, "Joli wants to play a game."


(Celest): Arlent (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I was editing projects,
I guess I missed whatever we're doing."

(Celest): Brenon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'll play Lord
HajamiN!"

(Celest): Hajamin says, "It won't hurt, I promise..."

(Celest): Hajamin says, "Well, much."

(Celest): Exusai (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'll play."

(Celest): You say, "That's what you said last time."

(Celest): Hajamin says, "Ok, so the players are Exusai and Atherius."

(Celest): Arlent (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Brenon wants to play,
too."

(Celest): Brenon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "As he should be, now if
we can just make him stay that way for once."

(Celest): Hajamin says, "The game is... catch Joli."

(Celest): You say, "..."


The Pool of Stars.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.


The Pool of Stars.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.


(Celest): Atherius says, "Hahaha, how amusing."

Atherius grabs protectively at you.

The Pool of Stars.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.

Exusai tilts his head curiously.

Nephilim arrives from the east.

You blink.

The Pool of Stars.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.


Before the Path of Righteousness on Whelk. (road).
You are transported by the power of the Divine.

The Pool of Stars.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.

Brenon grabs protectively at you.

The corners of Atherius's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Nephilim grabs protectively at you.

Nephilim hums a happy tune.

(Celest): You say, "Hajamin is cheating!"

(Celest): Nephilim says, "I got her."

(Celest): Brenon says, "I got the Joli first."

(Celest): Nephilim says, "Aww."

(Celest): Hajamin says, "Well, this isn't that much fun... Maybe the goats want
to play too..."

(Celest): Atherius says, "Oh, not true, I had her befor eyou all."


The Pool of Stars.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.

Myna grabs protectively at you.

The Pool of Stars.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.

(Market): Aurella says, "Selling several potions of health."

You blink.

(Celest): Atherius says, "But then again, she ran into my arms, so that hardly
counts."

You flap your arms madly.

Nephilim licks you.

Exusai Ishran says, "Goats?"

Exusai blinks.

Nautical Instructor, Myna Glacielle says, "Hey!"

Exusai pats you in a friendly manner.

The corners of Atherius's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Approaching the Pool of Stars on Whelk. (road).
You are transported by the power of the Divine.

(Celest): Brenon says, "Why does that comment about goats scare me so much??"

(Celest): Hajamin says, "I bet the goats could catch her..."

(Celest): Rauros says, "Because as a child you had a bad experience with
goats?"

(Celest): You say, "Nooo."


(Celest): Brenon says, "No no, that's the cats. Lord Hajamin, can I ask why the
cats in the city look at me as if I'm dinner?"

(Celest): Rauros says, "You smell like fish?"

(Celest): Hajamin says, "Did you bathe in catnip?"

(Celest): Rauros says, "You smell like fish?"


Centre of the Necropolis.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.


Pool of Stars.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.

You flap your arms madly.

You tell Hajamin, the Golden Lord, "-lean-."

(Celest): Brenon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yeah, but you look at
me like I'm food as well, Shinza."

(Celest): You say, "I didn't think You were supposed to play, Lord Hajamin?"

(Celest): Shinza (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I don't eat very
often."

After a while..

(Celest): Hajamin says, "Wasn't that fun Joli?"

(Celest): You say, "You cheated though."

(Celest): Brenon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hmm, are you enemied to
Magnagora, Joli?"

(Celest): You say, "No."

(Celest): You say, "Dunno how I'm not."

(Celest): Brenon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ooh, we could play
"Escape from Nil" with Joli."

(Celest): You say, "..."

(Celest): Hajamin says, "Sounds like fun."

The Fields of Petty Connivances.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.

You blink.

(Celest): Hajamin says, "Joli, better Escape fast."

(Celest): You say, "It would help if I knew how."

(Celest): Brenon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Did You really just put
her on Nil? Dearie me that's a scary prospect."

You tell Shikari, the Predator, "-cough- Can You help me?"

(Celest): Brenon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You could ask one of
the Tainted ones if they'll help you."

(Celest): You say, "They'll kill me."

Exusai tells you, "Can you tresseact? I'm in Water if you can."

Pool of Stars.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.


(Celest): Hajamin says, "Bah, too slow."

(Celest): Brenon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Really? I thought you
weren't an enemy of Magnagora..."

(Celest): You say, "How was I supposed to get out other than transverse through
the megalith?"

The Divine voice of Shikari, the Predator echoes in your head, "What is the
problem?"

You tell Shikari, the Predator, "Nevermind.. Lord Hajamin put me on the plane
of Nil and I couldn't get out."

The Divine voice of Shikari, the Predator echoes in your head, "Ahh."

You tell Shikari, the Predator, "He's abusing me!"

(Celest): Brenon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Its ok, trust in
Hajamin. He won't let you down... or let you get killed."

(Celest): Hajamin says, "I won't?"

(Celest): You say, "He's killed me before!"

(Celest): Hajamin says, "Not My fault your frail body can't handle a little
scratch."

(Celest): Brenon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Well, if you're lucky
and He's in a good mood He won't let you get killed."

(Celest): You say, "How am I not supposed to die to a Divine poke?"

(Celest): Hajamin says, "Murphy lived through one once."

(Celest): You say, "Murphy isn't a furrikin!"

(Celest): Brenon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You can poke me, if
someone'll put my body in the Pool to immolate..."

(Celest): You say, "I would rather get snuggles than pokings."

(Celest): Hajamin says, "A bearhug perhaps?"

(Celest): You say, ".. You'll smoosh me."

(Celest): Brenon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Snuggles from manly
figures disturb me a little. I have to be best friends with them before I feel
confortable with it."

(Celest): You say, "I think I deserve a snuggle."

(Celest): You say, "After all of the emotional scarring and all."

Myna snuggles up close to you, looking happy and content.

(Celest): You say, "You're lucky I don't run from You, Lord Hajamin."

Nautical Instructor, Myna Glacielle asks you, "Are you okay?"

You snuggle up close to Myna, smiling happily.

You nod your head emphatically.

You say, "A bit startled."

Myna gives you a concerned look.

Myna grabs protectively at you.

You say, "Was getting teleported all over the dern place."

Myna nods her head emphatically.

Brenon chuckles long and heartily.

Myna gives you a compassionate hug.

Light's Apprentice, Brenon Silverdawn says, "It was funny. Sorry about getting
you dropped on Nil though... still, did you have fun?"

You say, "Didn't get snuggled."

Myna snuggles up close to you, looking happy and content.

You stick out your tongue and say, "By Lord Hajamin."

Light's Apprentice, Brenon Silverdawn says, "No Divine snugglings for Joli?"

Myna giggles happily.

Light's Apprentice, Brenon Silverdawn says to you, "Its ok, when I'm a Demigod
I'll give you a semi-Divine snuggling."

You nod your head emphatically.

You tell Hajamin, the Golden Lord, "Aw, no more teasing?"

The Divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord echoes in your head, "I do have some things to work on, heh."

You tell Hajamin, the Golden Lord, "Bah and I wanted a hug or something out of all that."

Hajamin, the Golden Lord has bestowed His divine truefavour upon you. It will last for 1 days.

You tell Hajamin, the Golden Lord, "Aww."

You tell Hajamin, the Golden Lord, "Rather have a hug, but that's good too."
Bau2005-08-21 11:09:28
Awww, that looked like fun.
Joli2005-08-21 12:46:30
QUOTE(Bau @ Aug 21 2005, 06:09 AM)
Awww, that looked like fun.
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Yeah, I think me running to Shikari was the funniest part. I seriously thought I was going to get jumped by all of Magnagora.
Bau2005-08-21 13:08:34
That wouldn't have been much fun, I suppose.

Had a little fun myself the other day. Became Trade Minister... got myself unenemied to Serenwilde so I could buy comms in Seren villages. Spoke to Nejii, paid 20k, go to Paavik a little while later.

*pop* A Seren jumps out of the rift.

*peer*

*crickets*

*pop* Another Seren pops out of the rift.

Uh-oh!

*pop* Another Seren!

"Uh, I think I will just leave now."

*scamper out of Paavik*

Shout, "Damn you, I just filled yer coffers! Let me shop!"


Shorlen2005-08-21 16:28:28
QUOTE(Bau @ Aug 21 2005, 09:08 AM)
Spoke to Nejii, paid 20k, go to Paavik a little while later.

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2 minutes is NOT a 'while later' tongue.gif
Unknown2005-08-21 16:30:24
2 minutes might not be considered a 'while later', BUT...it might be considered a LITTLE while later. It all depends on one's definition of 'little' and 'later'. And perhaps the definition of 'a'.
Malicia2005-08-21 16:52:11
I want a free trip to the Megalith!
Joli2005-08-21 20:47:43
QUOTE(Malicia @ Aug 21 2005, 11:52 AM)
I want a free trip to the Megalith!
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I'm sure if you ask Hajamin will oblige you.
Stangmar2005-08-21 22:58:03
And we'll be waiting for you. evil.gif behead.gif fight.gif bananasword.gif cooldance.gif
Yrael2005-08-21 23:30:32
I was the only one at the Megalith; but it was a small surprise. "Yeah, yeah, hurry up, pow- the hell?"
Joli2005-08-22 00:30:41
QUOTE(Yrael @ Aug 21 2005, 06:30 PM)
I was the only one at the Megalith; but it was a small surprise. "Yeah, yeah, hurry up, pow- the hell?"
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laugh.gif Hajamin has the uber teleporting skills.
Bau2005-08-22 05:22:31
Viravain asked me if I wanted a lift back to the Ravenwood after I was done speaking to Her in Her fulcrux earlier, and I said I'd walk, since I had to do work. But She went back to the Ravenwood while I was still following Her, and when She realised I'd followed, She threw me back up to Avechna.
Bau2005-08-22 05:23:42
And as for the two minutes, it takes me longer than two minutes to find my way between Shanthmark and Paavik (don't ask, I just can't seem to figure out the easy path)