Toad Curse

by Narsrim

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Narsrim2005-08-22 17:35:28
So, I invade Glomdoring for spiders because there are like no other spiders anywhere else that aren't loyal to something. Anyhoo, I got caught and when I spored out, this guy teleported to me. This is what happened to little gloms who do nasty things like disturb me:


To your NORTHWEST you see:
Wooden landing of the stairwell.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. Seeking enlightenment, a monk
disciple stands here in his grey robes. Squatting on the ground is a large,
ugly toad covered in warts.
You see exits leading southeast, south, southwest, up, and down.

4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27220w xk-

In search of enlightenment, a monk disciple wanders in from the south.
4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27220w xk-

You have recovered equilibrium.
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nw
Wooden landing of the stairwell.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. Seeking enlightenment, a monk
disciple stands here in his grey robes. Squatting on the ground is a large,
ugly toad covered in warts.
You see exits leading southeast, south, southwest, up, and down.
4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27232w exk-

Ever seeking enlightenment, a monk disciple wanders out to the southwest.
4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27232w exk-

(The Ethereal Star Alliance): Malicia says, "That's more humbling than death."
4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27232w exk-
say I hope we have learned our lesson?
You say, "I hope we have learned our lesson?"
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Wooden landing of the stairwell.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. The balcony of this landing
has been crafted from redwood and polished to a deep red shine. A large oak
stairwell rises from below, it's steps ending at the landing, then beginning on
the other side of the pole to continue to the chambers above. The air is still
and it's silent save for the noise of the monks below. Squatting on the ground
is a large, ugly toad covered in warts.
You see exits leading southeast, south, southwest, up, and down.
4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27240w exk-
l
Wooden landing of the stairwell.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. The balcony of this landing
has been crafted from redwood and polished to a deep red shine. A large oak
stairwell rises from below, it's steps ending at the landing, then beginning on
the other side of the pole to continue to the chambers above. The air is still
and it's silent save for the noise of the monks below. Squatting on the ground
is a large, ugly toad covered in warts.
You see exits leading southeast, south, southwest, up, and down.
4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27240w exk-
l
Wooden landing of the stairwell.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. The balcony of this landing
has been crafted from redwood and polished to a deep red shine. A large oak
stairwell rises from below, it's steps ending at the landing, then beginning on
the other side of the pole to continue to the chambers above. The air is still
and it's silent save for the noise of the monks below. Squatting on the ground
is a large, ugly toad covered in warts.
You see exits leading southeast, south, southwest, up, and down.
4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27240w exk-

(The Ethereal Star Alliance): Ceres (from the Klangratch Tournies) says, "I'm
stuck!"
4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27240w exk-

(The Ethereal Star Alliance): Luxis (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "But
his cubix reflex shot him out of there."
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say ribbit once for yes
You say, "Ribbit once for yes."
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You say, "Ribbit twice for no."
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Wooden landing of the stairwell.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. The balcony of this landing
has been crafted from redwood and polished to a deep red shine. A large oak
stairwell rises from below, it's steps ending at the landing, then beginning on
the other side of the pole to continue to the chambers above. The air is still
and it's silent save for the noise of the monks below. Squatting on the ground
is a large, ugly toad covered in warts.
You see exits leading southeast, south, southwest, up, and down.
4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27240w exk-

A warty toad fills its neck pouch with air and lets loose with a loud "RIBBIT!"4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27240w exk-
say Good
You say, "Good."
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Wooden landing of the stairwell.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. The balcony of this landing
has been crafted from redwood and polished to a deep red shine. A large oak
stairwell rises from below, it's steps ending at the landing, then beginning on
the other side of the pole to continue to the chambers above. The air is still
and it's silent save for the noise of the monks below. Squatting on the ground
is a large, ugly toad covered in warts.
You see exits leading southeast, south, southwest, up, and down.
4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27240w exk-

(The Ethereal Star Alliance): Malicia says, "Quick, heartstop!"
4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27240w exk-

(The Ethereal Star Alliance): Ceres (from the Klangratch Tournies) says, "Eep!"
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say The spell will end soon
You say, "The spell will end soon."
4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27240w exk-
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Wooden landing of the stairwell.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. The balcony of this landing
has been crafted from redwood and polished to a deep red shine. A large oak
stairwell rises from below, it's steps ending at the landing, then beginning on
the other side of the pole to continue to the chambers above. The air is still
and it's silent save for the noise of the monks below. Squatting on the ground
is a large, ugly toad covered in warts.
You see exits leading southeast, south, southwest, up, and down.
4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27240w exk-

A warty toad fills its neck pouch with air and lets loose with a loud "RIBBIT!"
4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27240w exk-
say Be thankful, I could have stomped you
You say, "Be thankful, I could have stomped you."
4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27240w exk-

A warty toad wobbles about uncertainly and turns a pale shade of green before
suddenly stretching and transforming into a furrikin. Shaking his head, Urazial
stands before you where once there was a toad, looking slightly disoriented and
perplexed with his tongue lolling out the side of his mouth.
4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27240w exk-
l
Wooden landing of the stairwell.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. The balcony of this landing
has been crafted from redwood and polished to a deep red shine. A large oak
stairwell rises from below, it's steps ending at the landing, then beginning on
the other side of the pole to continue to the chambers above. The air is still
and it's silent save for the noise of the monks below. Urazial, Disciple of the
Tree is here. He wields a coral broadsword in his left hand and an exquisitely
crafted draconic broadsword in his right.
You see exits leading southeast, south, southwest, up, and down.
4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27240w exk-

(The Ethereal Star Alliance): Luxis (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says,
"Holy."
4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27240w exk-

With a telepathic giggle, a pooka tells you that he is in control of Urazial's
actions.
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say Now scram
You say, "Now scram."
Nayl2005-08-22 17:38:23
Nice.
But
QUOTE
A warty toad fills its neck pouch with air and lets loose with a loud "RIBBIT!"
4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27240w exk-
say Be lucky, I could have stomped you
You say, "Be thankful, I could have stomped you."
4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27240w exk-

A warty toad wobbles about uncertainly and turns a pale shade of green before
suddenly stretching and transforming into a furrikin. Shaking his head, Urazial
stands before you where once there was a toad, looking slightly disoriented and
perplexed with his tongue lolling out the side of his mouth.
4584h, 6441m, 3820e, 10p, 27240w exk-

Wha?
Xenthos2005-08-22 17:40:14
He also ribbited twice. tongue.gif
Narsrim2005-08-22 17:43:11
QUOTE(Xenthos @ Aug 22 2005, 01:40 PM)
He also ribbited twice.  tongue.gif
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I didn't post the last part where he thanked me. His second ribbit was responding to the fact that it would end soon. Guess you want me to kill them next time?
Xenthos2005-08-22 20:26:25
Ribbit!

Or is that "Ribbit, ribbit"? I can't keep them straight.
Vix2005-08-23 00:45:36
QUOTE(Nayl @ Aug 22 2005, 12:38 PM)
Nice.
But

Wha?
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He's lucky Narsrim didn't STOMP TOAD and kill the person.
Nayl2005-08-23 01:06:06
I was pointing out his pre-edited stuff on his edit.
But thanks for trying.