And smoking boots.

There's always got to be smoking boots.

Warriors death messages look nice. It's actually fun to kill weevils now, just to see it.

I still want my lusternian limit break move!

Agreed. We need better ones.

Also - check my new signature!

Should that be Ceres? If so...that guy looks to me like he was male...
But I like it.

Hmmm... I thought cosmicfire had one, something about a fountain of coruscating light or some such.

Closing her eyes briefly, a whirlwind of crackling power whips up around Malicia, and lifts her slightly off the ground. She opens her eyes and the display stops, though her eyes have taken on a reddish glow. Lifting her weapon into the air, she rushes at a baby rat, slashing once, twice, sidesteps, and adds a wicked jab. A flurry of strikes follow as Malicia's limbs start to blur, and finally, she backflips into a defensive position, an evil grin on her face.

A baby rat parries Malicia's blow with a resounding "clang".

Malicia has been slain by the might of a baby rat.

You grab a scaly alligator by the back of the neck and pull him forward into an
embrace. You press your lips against his neck and hungrily suck the lifeforce
from him.
As the last dregs of lifeforce are sucked out of a scaly alligator, his eyes
become glassy and cold, staring off into the empty darkness of death.
You have slain a scaly alligator.


Mmmm Nightkiss...

Staff has a message:

You point your staff at a marine rockeater and steam blasts out from the end,
cooking his flesh.
The stink of a marine rockeater's boiled flesh reaches you, just as he dies in
terrible agony.
You have slain a marine rockeater.

Mmm, boiled flesh.

It's the Archangel Michael, but Angels are largely androgynous anyway

With the exception of my untimely death at the hands of a rat that message looks BADASS. Woot. I want! *squeal*

Anyone else want one?

Ceres shines with a blindingly brilliant light, and when you open your eyes the cold, still body of Amaru lies at her feet.

Then Ceres awoke.

"And it was all a dream" is the lamest story ending ever.

Silly Ceres.


I still adore you though!

Spread the word!

Fitting though.

As seen in Dogma.


And, uh, great:
A female krokani bleeds to death from the hundreds of tiny punctures left by
the splinters embedded in her flesh.

Ummm....splinters.

I would like:
As a female krokani wails and tries to pull some splinters out of her flesh, you raise your cudgel over your head and behead her with a heavy stroke.

Beheading with a cudgel would take, ALOT of strength.

No way a faeling could do it.