*grits teets* Alright...


Lume 's eyes begin to glow and he begins an incantation, his voice growing louder with each word as pure elemental energies are drawn into his body. His voice at nearly a shout, Lume points one commanding finger at a dream leech as a column of pure energy fires from his outstreached hand, completely erasing all trace of a dream leech from existance.

With an evil grin, Richter leans closely, pitting his face against your ear. In a low, solemn voice he hisses, "If you don't die, I'll buy out the credit market and sell at 2000 higher."

You feel compelled to heartstop.

Yeah, but Gore has the added bonus that if you do enough damage to kill someone, it can also instantly kill if the person immediately vitaes.

But what about the corpse? There's always the corpse, so it can't be just erased.

Alright...


Lume glares at a starsucker, cold fury radiating from his every pore as he thrusts his staff into the ground and a geyser of pure water erupts from the ground, completely enveloping a starsucker before freezing into a column of ice. Narrowing his eyes at the still-barely-concious starsucker, Lume slams the frozen pillar with his staff and it collapses upon itself, crushing a starsucker within it's frozen depths.

There, have I missed anything? *grumbles something profane*

i would have said something like
Narrowing his eyes at the still-barely-concious starsucker, Lume relaxes his grip on his staff. The frozen pillar collapses upon itself, crushing a starsucker within it's frozen depths.

Hm, good idea. Now pretend it was mine

yeah, it's always cooler to do some amazing magical feat without moving a muscle.

I'm not sure if you can get temperatures so low to turn a steel goat to pieces.
But I think it's good now.
Congratulations!

Liquid Nitrogen, buddy!

This one's great!!

Hm, I like making these attack descriptions. Anyone want one? Here are some examples of the high-quality techniques you will find at crazy Lume's house of death:

Celestine Attack:

Clasping his hands and uttering a prayer, (insert celestine's name here) raises an exquisitely crafted draconic longsword and points it toward the heavens. With a blinding flash of light, a hole opens up in the sky and an army of angels burst forth, resplendant in shining armour, and shoot down toward (insert Glomdorite/Magnagoran's name here), their holy blades tearing through his flesh before dissapearing in a pillar of light. (insert Glomdorite/Magnagoran's name here)'s eyes widen in pain and horror as his wounds radiate with a burning light, giving one last cry before his soul is torn from his body in a final shining flare.


Nihilist Attack:

Intoning a solemn chant, (Insert name of aforementioned Glomdorite/Magnagoran's Nihilist friend) radiates a corona of dark energy that expands into a dark portal, from which several of demonic figures emerge. The dark figures exit the portal and attack (insert name of very worried Celestine here), rending his flesh with their claws and fangs. The demons drag (Celestine) toward (Nihilist), who steps forward and pulls a ritual dagger out of his belt which he says a dark chant over before stabbing (celestine) straight through the heart, watching with satisfactions as his veins flare with tainted energy untill his body caqnnot take it any more and he perishes, pitifully.


Remember, all attacks bought at Crazy Lume's house of death come with a I-won't-put-down-a-part-at-the-end-where-you-get-mauled-by-a-squirrel guarantee!

I know it's possible IRL, I was just questioning Aquamancers having access to cryogenic temperatures.
If they do, why don't they just use it as a first move and destroy everything?


I think calling an army of angels/demons through a portal is a bit too much.

Isn't that kind of the point?

Credit one, funny. The gold one... I give stuff away, 100gp is nothing. So not funny!

I'd like to see a Nihilist skill in which you reach down the opponent's throat, tear out their spinal cord, and then impale them on it. I always loved that in Imperian.

yeah... vivisect was awesome.

Blacktalon Attack:

Your cry out in pain as you feel something within you begin to pry itself from your chest. In a sudden splatter of blood, you see a large crow writhe itself from your insides and burst out through your stomach. You fall to your knees limply before your life sheds itself of your body. You have died to the power of Crow!

Psshhhh...


It'd be more like...

"Caw caw bang I'm dead!"