Wow I feel special.. I can swim, whistle, snap my fingers... pat my head and rub my tummy at the same time... I hate oceans.. omg fish scare me even the lil ones.. I like to fish but i refuse to touch the fish!

.... Wow. Munsia, you're more of a girl than I am. =\\ I'd touch the fish, but I wouldn't put the shrimp on the hooks.

I hope you meant the irony.

Hokay, more demeaning crap..

I can't click my fingers, I can't whistle using my fingers (I make up for it by whistling extremely tunefully and loudly without them though. Damn I'm good.) and I'm 'scared' of spiders. I just don't like the way they move. It's creepy.

Spiders. Hateses them, we does. Oh, and I once wore a pair of ankle stockings for a day, thinking they were socks. I'm a retard.

You sure are.

I hate worms, insects, bugs, fishes, other things that are slimey and bite... (that arent part of the human body, dog, or cats body....)

I watched someone die at work and then ate lunch afterwords.

Now I could do that... I have a sadistic nature and if anyone dies thats even remotely close to me I just shrug and say good riddence...

That'd make sense if the lunch was particularly delicious.

Like, tuna fish salad. Ooh, or sushi!

Freak

In the 9th grade I dressed up as a girl for powerpuff day, wearing my sister's skirt and one of her blouses. I also wore a wig and all sorts of make-up. Didn't do much for the crotch area, but a lot of the girls who dressed up as guys were grabbing on my ass all day.

Okay, I'm normal compared to him.

Ya your off the hook

I had fun! School spirit, baby! I had pictures, but these girls took them to ogle. I think I e-mailed the the pics to someone a few years ago, but I don't keep in contact with them anymore.

Anyway.. me with makeup + girly outfit with wig = hot.

Edit: Oh, and in the 11th grade I took a plastic smock from art class and ran around from first period to the end of the day as Kitchen Man. "Never fear, your lunch is here! For I am Kitchen Man!" If this is the normal me then I wonder what I'd be like drugged up..

I always liked the bedtime clothing one
Imagine if most of us all went with what we actually wear to bed

Dude, I never thought I'd say this to another person, but..

You need professional help.

(Send me some of those pics? I'll totally give you my credit card number.)

I have to run up my stairs at home because I get scared. Walking down them is fine, but walking up them... However, I'm fine walking up stairs anywhere else. But walking down stairs anywhere else...

Yes. Weird...