My legs are so long that it is uncomfortable and unbalancing for me to go down stairs one at a time; it must be two. And I can go really fast and not even start to lose my balance.

Wow, you must get really deep out if you can float and not get knocked around. Generally all of the beaches I go to are too crowded to swim in..

>_< I want pictures so bad.

I can juggle, well and hrm.. cook.

Oh, that reminds me... I can't cook at all.

I tried to prepare some rice once (you know, the Uncle Ben things) and somehow managed to burn the rice. I mean, wtf? It's just rice in boiling water, how did i manage to burn water ? There were smoke everywhere in the kitchen, i had to open all the windows and doors to get rid of the damn smell.

I'm -that- bad at cooking.

Hehe.. you have to watch rice! That water disappears fast on you.

I... don't know from experience.

Rice is easy!

Twice as much as water as rice, bring to boil, then cover and turn it down to a simmer for about 1/2 hour.

If you need it quicker, keep the heat up, but add a bit more water so it doesn't boil dry before it's ready.

If it starts to go dry before it's ready (and that's when you can burn it, because it's just rice bottom of the pot with no water to keep it from burning), just add a little more water.

Point is not to end up having to drain off extra water, because rice-goodness is water-soluble and will go down the drain on you

Anyway, that's not that far off topic, because about me includes: cooking.

What else... Love Brazilian Jiujitsu and Capoeira, though still very new to Capoeria.

Massive Black Books fan. Best comedy ever.

Woo.. I ruined a garbage can and 2 pots all at the same time. Caught a pot on fire and the pot was stuck to the other pot so I grabbed them both and took it outside, placing it on a garbage can.. Yeah.. the thing melted a HUGE hole in the top of it. My parents had a fit. That was a few years ago though.. so yeah.. I learned not to do what I was doing really quick.

I like cooking actually.. cept for that one incident. If you give me a recipe with good directions I can cook just about anything or create something that's never been seen by human eyes before. It is usually always very good, but for some reason it always looks funny. The first cake I made.. exploded.. but it was a freaking awesome cake.

How do you catch two pots on fire and cause them to stick?

Well.. I was watching tv and this guy made a grilled cheese by placing a hot pot on top of a pan with the toast and cheese on it, so I thought I would try it out. I would just about swear I did it exactly the way he did it.. except the pots got too hot and the bread stuck to the bottom of one of the pots.

I keep getting emails from Planned Parenthood.. I get one everyday. I have no idea why.. But I think God is telling me something or one of you weirdos thought it'd be cute to give them my email..

Wait until you've been "pre-approved for a Visa card."

But seriously, that's.. weird. Unless your parents are planning something and not telling you. E-mails kind of trickle weird like that (I get weekly Lowe's updates...)

If I get preggers you all need to start praying, cos it's going to be the return of christ... and that's all I'm saying about that right now.

That's like.. the only weird thing I get though.

Yes.

Using a boat to go far enough out that you can't see land then jumping off the side. Tends to be minimal people floating around to hit you.

I'm afraid of sharks.

You're not scared of sharks?

I've been scuba diving for about 10 years, and the bloody things still scare me a bit. Might be my childishness side showing through, but floating on the surface gives me the willies.

Edit: Merp, Ceres beat me to the general idea. Pirate-Ninja. + =

Wtf.

I am no ninja.

Pirate > Ninja.

Pirateninja.

There are no pirate ninjas.

The ideals are too conflicting.

You'd end up with a pirate who's too scared to loot, pillage and rape due to the whole "honour" thang. And what's a pirate without looting, raping and pillag..ery? NOT A GODDAMN PIRATE.

The venerable yet scabberous pirateninjas loot the rich, pillage the ..rich, and rape the.. well, they loot and pillage at least, but only the rich. And only if hired by long-bearded monks on mountaintops, or evil masterminds with jutting eyebrows who tend to stroke their hairless chins, and go 'Hmmmm.' But, outside of that, it's a totally sound profession.

---(Arrr!)

If you doubt me, here is proof: Pirateninjas

Pirates? Sure.

Ninjas? Sure.

But PIRATENINJAS?

Put down the crack, man.