Hrm, something people don't already know about me?

Okay - I met my girlfriend of over 2 years on the internet (2 years not including the time we chatted before meeting), she flew half way across the world to meet me and has never left

I haven't fully cleared my credit card balance since I got the card (great majority spent on IRE games).

And I like to sneak onto Achaea and Lusternia while at work

Gorokan.

I met my girlfriend of a year +months at a donut shop.

Okay, you got me beat

No, I'm not.

Provided you're not bleeding into the water, you're fine. I think the statistic which comes to mind is that more people die in the pacific islands from coconuts falling on their heads than from shark attacks.

It would be my luck to get eaten by some big nasty fish.

The place that we go is so busy that even if you went a few miles out you'd probably still get hit by a jet ski. (Or better yet one of those glass bottom boats)

Shikari needs to come with us to Hawaii!

Reminds me of Open Water (which I saw last night. ). I didn't like how it ended. I WANTED A HAPPY ENDING!

I'd rather have a few divine in swimming trunks, but I'll go with what he said.

Ooh I have one. I was -almost- distantly related to Charles II of England (he had an affair with someone, and their cousin was someone elses cousin etc etc down to me) but it turned out the link was born to some other woman and not the one we thought. Or... something like that.

I almost lost my because I thought someone hacked into my character and changed my password..

Was in mid message to Shikari when I noticed my caps lock was on...

I stared at this for 20 minutes imagining what its saying

It's saying "OMG I JUST GOT LOCKED OUT OF MY CHARACTER.. I CAN'T.. hey wait my caps lock is on OMG I'M A RETARD!?" And a few other things.

You know those keyboard wrist-rest things? Yeah, mine came apart, and I can use the gelatinous thing inside as a weapon.

Ha, I have one of those on my mouse the squishy

I just envisioned a fish boy fighting with one of those things.

Except that this is long enough that if you swing it with enough force and momentum, particularly in a curve, you can make it stretch out like 5-6 feet away and really hurt if it hits.

Stay away from me with that then.

Oh yeah.. I got one of those and beat my teacher's son with it.. was hilarious, but I think I left bruises.. this was an unstretched one though.

I suppose I'm entering a little late in the game.

No one really knows anything about me... at all, so I guess I'll start with the basics.

I live in the only city above 10,000 within roughly 300 miles of where I live, and I am a vegetarian! Roark

I can snap, but I can't whistle, rub my tummy while patting my head, or cook something without my kitchen exploding.

Even though IC, I'm bubbly, erratic, and possibly annoying, I'm a strange combination of personalities (As measured by the Myers-Briggs Typology test (in which, I'm extremely intreverted, but that is overshadowed by the fact that I care a lot about every aspect of my close friends' lives), and also shows that only 1% of the earth's population who have taken this test have the same personality as me. Weird huh?)

OOC, I'm probably either smarter or stupider, depending on what you already think of me. I often fantasize about being a pirate

And I'm also seeing how long I can go with 0 posts!

Yeah, there are a lot of people who are the complete opposite of themselves in character. It's really weird because most people think Joli is all cute and snuggly, but ooc I'm like.. really cold and distant from most people. I think if we ever have a lusternia meet no one will expect it.. I'll probably only be close to Sylphas.

Vegetarian also. Though my reason for becoming one probably beats all of your reasons for becoming vegetarians.

I like the smell of gasoline.

I once had a pet african black millipede




That got attacked once my by quaker parrot




I also had a pet mouse, but my crazy mother killed all three.

The most inventive way I guess was when she put a mouse trap in my mouses cage.



*CRY*


Pets use to come to my house to die.