Murphy.

oh. ok. I can deal with that.

There are better ways tp punish an animal, look up positive reinforcement.

I'm so in line for that before you Murphy.

I'm supposed to punish them in a positive manner? How is that even possible??





Yeah.. stand in line. Easier to shoot at.

That's why I said look it up punishing an animal (humans included) with pain and fear isn't very wise.

I think a few humans like it..

A few humans need a mind readjustment, too.

She'll learn.

There's a fine line between pleasure and plain, and men can be very ignorant of it.

Kinky.

MM bondage

ZOMG There is a HUGE spider in my room!

I was in the bathroom and was about to pick up this book I dropped.. and this spider was there.. sitting on my boot.. just looking at me. >_< It's the size of my HAND.

I tried to kill it and it ran from me behind my garbage can.. I'm not picking it up so it can fall on my foot/hand.

Someone come kill it. Geb says it can climb in my bed!

Poor Joli *cuddles* I'll lend you my bugspray, but I must warn you I've found it to be useless on big spiders.

Shrill screams often work. Went camping once with Cadets, and I was away from the main group of girls, who had all their stuff piled in one spot. This HUUUUUUUUGE spider much larger than my hand (which is admittedly not that large) started running across it and oh, the screams. Bliss to my ears.

It ran away, of course.

So that's what I did wrong and I think bugspray can kill anything if you use enough of it.

Oven cleaner kills them. Eats their exoskeleton away. Gasoline and a match also work, but you might light your toliet paper on fire if you use it. Go with oven cleaner, much crueler but definately effective.

Yeah, one of my friends decided he'd kill a spider by pouring gasoline on it in the bathtub and then lighting it. He seemingly forgot how flammable gasoline is and when he threw the match in, the ball of flame not only incinerated the spider, but lit the curtain and wall on fire and burned his house down. I was sad because he had borrowed some of my cd's and computer software. I didn't sweat him for it though because I figured he felt bad enough about his house and didn't need to worry about another $500 he needed to cough up. Poor guy.

Ya.. so don't use gasoline unless you KNOW its not near anything flamable.. so go for oven cleaner!

It's gone now.. I went hunting for it today determined to smoosh it, but it is no where to be found. It's probably plotting my demise.

Don't think like that! It knows you were plotting its demise and left the house.