Don't like thinking about Marcalo making babies with Kaileigh..

I had the best dream ever last night..

I won this costume and got around 10 artifacts. I got.. arti great robes, a ring that would raise my intelligence, buncha vials, credits, and somehow I got an artifact bunny pet thing.



It was like I was Geb..

Hmm. What to say... Oh, I know!

I've had a defibrilator used on me when I didn't need it (stupid incompetent fellow lifeguards. Also note: THAT HURTS!)

I've jumped out of a second story window without knowing it was a second story window (well, actually, I knew, but didn't remember or bother to look)

I've seen someone drive a car into a bus terminal

If someone attacks me with a knife, it's their disadvantage, not mine (particularly if they come at me from overhead)

I've demolished a barn (ok, so it was only the middle of it. The two sides that were left standing collapsed in on each other afterwards. Hooray for splinters being everywhere.)

My school has dictionaries with blueprints for atom-bombs in them, as well as textbooks that explain how to increase the radioactivity of Uranium. Why they'd trust a student (or anyone else) with this information is beyond me.

I can (and have) flown aircraft before--still don't have the license, but the knowledge is there, at least.

I have my own method for making bugzappers, involving a bucket of bleach and a lightbulb.

I've consumed 416 cubic inches of pie over the course of 6 hours--and I didn't gain a pound. At least it was a good breakfast, though.

I've gone 14 hours without blinking. I don't know how, but I did.

I've gone 2 and a half weeks without sleep. I couldn't see properly for a while because of that, and was--as you can imagine--very irritable.

I've also managed to sleep for 32 hours and 16 minutes.

I haven't watched TV (not counting video games) for 2 months now. I just realised that myself, so I'm pretty sure no one else knew that as well.

I've popped the pocket of liquid in my knee, so now whenever I stand up or run, the bones in my left leg grind on one another.

I can cook anything that involves a microwave (isn't that special, now?)

I've learned that an 18-wheeler doing an illegal U-turn at a busy intersection results in a half hour episode of hilarity... as well as traffic backed up for over a mile in all four directions.

I've learned that laughing at 300lbs. truck drivers who perform previously stated U-turns is a bad idea. Particularly if they have crowbars. Still funny, though.

I've made a catapult as a school project that had a good potential to send the user to the hospital.

I have not gone a month without burning or electrifying myself, either accidentally or on purpose (Kids, lighting your hair on fire is a bad idea. Especially if it's short. If it's long hair, consider it a fuse, then run to the nearest fire extinguisher before you get burned. Or burnt. Please be aware of that subtle difference if you ever try to be as dumb as I was in 2003.)

Sunlight (or any other bright light) makes me sneeze.


Please note that all of which is stated --or implied-- above is actually true, regardless of how dumb or unbelievable it may sound.

And finally, a random fact about a different person that almost no one knows (though according to my research is true):
Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter once claimed that he was attacked by a rabbit that swam up to his fishing boat. I'm having a hard time believing that one too.

hmmmm.....

well, (don't beat me please) i'm a far right conservative.

I can actually -fight- in real life.

I hold the school record for worst injury to happen in the shop class EVER.

I've never had a girlfriend.

I've been called stuff like stupid and retarded by the owners of multiple businesses.(Even though I'm one of the smartest kids in my class and get straight A's)

I've been the cause of a big controversy in my town, was in the local papers for several months.

I've only been suspended from school ONCE. It was for assaulting a student with the cast on my arm. My arm was broken at the time, he jumped me, the school secretary came and broke us apart, then while she was chewing us out, I smacked him over the head with my cast.

I don't swear in real life, other than at my computer when it doesn't work.

I got in trouble for vandalism when it was really a couple of classmates who did it.

Had a classmate try to run me over at a crosswalk.

I've only broken ONE bone.

Though I do stupid stuff everytime I go camping.

Ooo, just remembered, when I was 3, I locked myself in the refridgerator at my dad's cabinet shop, it was an OLD fridge and could only be opened from the outside.

I've only been zapped once and that was for telling Naeros (sp?) that someone told me he was the Achaean cassanova. I was dead within 5 seconds. I was just being nice!

might i ask why?

Long story short, I did a service project for my eagle scout award, it was big project that the whole town could see and everybody liked it, some new guy from vegas said it was environmentaly unsafe, and detracted from nature's beauty, which it doesn't, and so the BLM called us and we've been going the rounds from there. The guy got what he wanted because the day after he called the BLM, a microburst came through and ANNIHLATED it. Now the whole town is pissed at this guy for coming in and telling us how to run our town.

I tried to eat a hot piece of pizza and it burnt the flesh on the upper part of my mouth.. and it really really hurts and it won't stop.

Right now??

Something no one knows.. I didn't know what it meant to "like" someone until the third grade. I always told girls "No" when they asked if I liked them.

"Him"? Huh?

EEEP! *EDITS*

That makes more sense, but wouldn't it have been more embarrassing if you said yes? Or do I misnderstand the smiley?

... I just missed the last step and nearly fell down the stairs.

I fell down a whole flight of stairs in a nighclub once. I was very drunk and ended up at the bottom of the stairs giggling, lying on my back. That was until I tried to walk and collapsed. Thought my ankle was broken, but no, just lots of damage to the tissue and joint. It didn't go totally back to normal for months and months.

I fell down the (marble I think) set of stairs we had in Italy when I was 4.

No injury sustained.

I fell down the stairs the first day of Freshman year...

I fell up the stairs freshman year. Knee didn't feel right again until about 3 years later. Stumbled, hit my knee, stood up too fast, tripped up the next 2 stairs to the top, dropping my books everywhere, and barely able to walk the rest of the way to class because my knee hurt so bad.

I hate that i'm so not single, not because i like being single, but because when you're this close to someone if they make a massive mistake you have to take the fall and move on. Unlike people in small petty relationships who can say "Gah! now i know what you're like! *leaves*".

Dumdumdum, i wasnt here, i didnt just randomly come here to vent feebly. No sir.

God I know what you mean. Thankfully though, my two year relationship has ended and I'm free.

Something no one knows?

Hmm. I'm a practicing Buddhist?

Or I drive a 2004 car. Oorrrr I have this horrible, wretched, terrible fears of spiders. I see one, and I scream bloody freakin murder.