I'm thinking of trying to run and getting shot.. or at least scared really really bad.

I'm a closet health freak.

Aaron McGruder is my father and any denial from him should be met with a slap from a fresh trout.

Um.. what else.. I sing "Me and My Shadow" when bored and various other Rat Pack tunes.

Let's see them! We'll vote on whether your feet are acceptable or scary

I just found out something really awesome, but really creepy, but I can't say because I'll get in trouble and then I'll cry.

One of my biggest fears is being shot in the butt while running up stairs.

Sooo.. what happened at the Uni that you're not telling us about?

Only in America would someone fear being shot in their ass more so than their face.

Well, last summer someone got shot in the ass on campus.

I think it just has to do with the fact that my sister and mom always used to pinch my butt (actually, they still do) when I'd run up stairs, so I now whenever there's anyone behind me on stairs I instinctively turn sideways or run up them real fast in fear of being pinched.

And being shot would suck, so the combination of these two things makes my fear.

Also. It's not like being shot in the ass would make a good story. HEY GUYS, I was shot once. Yeah where? In the ass. At least if you were shot in the face, barring the small chance you'd survive and be horribly disfigured, you would die and not have to deal with the embarassment. Plus it would hurt, you'd have to lie down all the time.

AND ALSO. Why would someone be shooting you from below in the ass? What if it traveled through you body because you had no fat there. Running up stairs clearly indicates fleeing in terror, so that's pretty scary. It's like your cornered.

Man. *shivers*

I don't know how you sleep at night.

...Now I'm thinking about it.

Just don't go upstairs with your back turned.

Let's see, something else no one knows. I have developed an unhealthy obsession with Celine Dion over the past month and a half.

A few years back when I would skip school and stay before I'd sleep in the closet with my backpack to prevent from being caught.

Lack of oxygen + small space = AWESOME SLEEP

Um.. and something normal.. I'm finding out more and more that I'm a casual flirt.

I'm always afraid a snake will come out of the U-bend when I'm using the bathroom...

Oh god, don't remind me.

I'm terrified of this guy taking up residence in my ear.

wtf is that?

'Tis an earwig. They would always climb on my bedroom wall in my last house, it terrified me.

DON'T DO THAT! I'm still recovering from Ialie's freakin.. worm thingy.

Yuck yuck yuck.. I hate bugs. Whenever I see one in my area I immediately stop everything I'm doing and look for some spray.

I don't even look for spray. I scream and run xD. I did it during math discussion last semester, jumped out of my chair and screamed. Have you seen King Kong? I thought I was going to die during one scene.

That's about as bad as the damn spiders as big as Viravain that like to crawl out from under the couch I'm sitting on. They're about as big as my hand..

;lkasjfk are you serious. HOW DO YOU LIVE?!

I saw one of those when I lived in California.. I think we put a bucket over it (I was at the park with my brother) and ran.

Oh yeah, I lived in uh.. California before. I miiiiiiss it, but not as much as North Dakota. This Maryland snow is too weak..

Edit: WAIT! UNDER YOUR COUCH?! OMG.. I'd so be out of there or cursing at my parents to fix that .