From the people that brought us tiger penis soup . . . my feet shall stay in my shoes.

I so want to come shoot an arrow through your front door. Not to hit you or anything, but to just do it and see the expression on your face.

Wouldn't be so much the expression on my face, but the large brown gush that splatters on the wall behind me...

Now I shall be even more scared..

You have trebled my fear. you, Narsrim. Mmph.

That is just disgusting Soll . Ewwy.

Bah! Yeah, so no doing it.


Edit: If I were an assassin, both Quidgy and Narsrim would so be dead.

Ooh...

I have a doggie named Hershey, but my mother wanted to name it Hershel but that sounds extremely STUPID.

I have a secret love for Madonna's music.

It makes me feel all tingly and happy when the neonazi's outside my highschool talk about the Jewish Conspiracy and how we own the world.

Since I saw King Kong, I have developed an extreme fear of ALL bugs. I used to only hate big ones like large spiders or large ants. Now I hate them all. I hate them MORE when they come in big bunches, like when I walk past a cracker that someone left on the sidewalk and it's SWARMING with ants.

I have a morbid fascination with squishy organs.

I like worms.

OH! This summer, I got stung THREE TIMES on the same finger by different wasps all over the city. That finger is a little bit bigger than the other index finger.


EDIT: I have an OBSESSION with new office supplies, especially paper, pens, gluesticks, and pencils. And new notebooks. You have NO IDEA how strong this obsession is.

If you can count plastering "OMG ORGASM MADONNA" all over your msn name, sure, real secret .

Psh, that wasn't what it said weirdo. And that was AFTER I came out! So ha.

I just lost a few hundred calories laughing at Soll.

I don't understand how -every- gay man I know musicgasms over Madonna.

I don't know how anyone can have an orgasm over music.

Then you haven't heard good enough music.

Anyway, I've been listening to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy theme (The original TV one that shows up in the movie, not 'So Long and Thanks for all the Fish'). I have an almost unhealthy obsession over H2G2; I own all the five books in the trilogy (The nice, large, hardcopy omnibus edition). I've read it more than once, can quote the Guide from memory, and I've seen the movie more than three times.

But it's just music..

Hey I don't orgasm over Madonna's music, I save myself for Tori Amos .

My lips taste funny..

-eyes kiwi-lime lip gloss-

Oooh.

And eww.. no orgasmic music. Maybe coupled with something, but not aloooone.. or something else I'm not going to mention.

HAHAHAH YOU LOSER YOU LIKE MADONNA HAHAHAHA











Me too

Kiwi lime is icky. I have cinnamon lip gloss and vanilla lip gloss.. got some chocolate lip gloss somewhere.. Bet if I could get beer flavored lip gloss I'd be able to get a boyfriend.