You seem nice enough (And other things) for one noooow. I bet there is a beer flavored lip gloss somewhere though.. (if not, patent it! No longer will burly men suffer from chapped lips!)

Now I'll have to smooch someone with kiwi lime on to see if it is icky. That or.. no, the first option will be easy enough.

Who?

I should patent that.. lemme google it first though.

I don't know.. random mall girl.

Unless for some reason you decide you want to go to the Uni. of Maryland. Then I'll make you play tennis with me when I transfer, and woo you just out of curiosity of the taste of kiwi lime lip gloss.

You'll uhh.. get to watch Veo go up the stairs sideways.

And yess.. make it! It'll be interesting.

I can't leave the state for college though.

I don't want to be wooed because of my lip gloss.

ELABORATE.

ELABORATE NOW.

Awwww.. then we'll have to visit. And.. fine! You can be wooed for other (innocent) reasons


How naughty!

I think I posted somewhere that I flashed (my camisole) to this guy that looks.. oddly similar to Hajamin. Was.. 3 years ago though.

That's all your getting.

>_> I think something I did in game was rather unshy.. I got called on it OOCly though. Ialie got me..

Say what?

(That say was intentional)

In fear of being shot in the bum.

Duh, how could I have forgotten.

I can just picture that...

I usually am much more silent, nice and cynical in person. In internet I can make people laugh much more easily
Without tickling them, of course.

Though I don't exactly hide it... I'm from Israel.
So those of you who find my English...revolting, well, that's why. I could beat you in Hebrew though!
At any rate, I recall Shikari and a few others showing off..so I have an assult rifle...
and oh, I command a tank, boys and their toys and all... (I'm a soldier)
hopefully I battle better then I do over Lusternia *cough*
at any rate, cheers.

ps "I usually am much more silent, nice and cynical in person. In internet I can make people laugh much more easily smile Without tickling them, of course."

well... if it's over the internet, I guessed tickling wasn't your way to go about it.

I feel funny..

Funny in the.. insane laughter and saying strange things for no reason..funny..

Everyone in the family clan thinks I'm insane because I keep speaking in slang and doing things I normally would not even think about doing...

No, I'm not drunk. No, I'm not high.

I have no idea why I'm acting weird.. but my head hurts..

That's a brain tumour.

You'll have to stick an ice-cream scoop in your ears in an impromptu operation. You may feel a slight stinging sensation.

Can I test this operation on you?

No.

I do not have a brain... tumour.

Okay. No ice cream scoop necessary.

Jolly good.

And so I'm remotely on-topic and don't get any more nasty warnings from those mean ol' moderators: In real life, I'm actually a cyborg lesbian prostitute from the future, with gyrating rubber tits.

Hrm...something about me no one knows? I spent a good 3 years of my life in Miami arresting shoplifters for a very large retailer. The youngest I've sent to jail was 6 years old along with his 10 year old brother(Yes...they DID know the shoplifting was wrong. I had a long conversation with them to see if they did know...though I seriously doubt they were held accountable for their actions) and the oldest I've sent off with the police was 87 years old. On September 11th, I caught the only sholifter in the entire company. When I asked the woman why she was out on such a day she told me that she didn't care what was going on so yeah she went to jail too...if only for ticking me off. I believe on average, between my partner and I, we sent upwards of 700+ people to jail each year. Anyone get caught shoplifting in the Miami area 2000-2003?