what the funk?! What kind of freak poops on stage?

...cool parlour trick?

All that is required is an immature person and a dare.

Boyfriend-Guy: Man, I need to take a crap..
Dude #1: Duuuude.. I dare you to on the stage.
Boyfriend-Guy: I don't know, man...
Dude #1: C'mon! Scared you're gonna get caught?
Dude #2: Yeah, c'mon!
Boyfriend-Guy: Ah-yuck, gorsh Mickey! Okay, I'll do it!

There is no amount of peer pressure that could be put on me to make me want to take a crap on something. Just nothing..

Though I'm pretty immune to that sort of thing. If someone dared me to do something that could oh.. I don't know get me 20 days in alternative school... I would tell them where to shove it and go on with whatever I was doing.

I've done some stupid things, but I draw the line somewhere before pooping/peeing in a public forum.

That reminds me of a recent Scrubs:



Hmm...something else to admit....
I find my 40-something prof incredibley attractive some reason. Probably because he's really nice, and has a shockingly hot bod.

I secretly (player-wise) want to murder my IC family, well, most of it anyways. ICly I want to protect them.

Confliction much?

I love and hate Diamondais all at once.

Hate to ask this, but what are you getting at Percy?

Nothing that interesting, I assure you.

ZOMG

XD

oh.. I kicked my teacher because he said I was stupid.

Edit: Zomg.. this one is awesome too.. Poor cheese.

I one threw a table across the room because the teacher was yelling at me for something I didn't do. Strangly, that made her yell more.

I can't make the wolf noise... but .. dear mother of god...

I have no idea what he's saying but I want him for a birthday present.

Wow...




on topic: I have no idea why this teacher is being so mean to me but he's been saying that my teacher's give me my grades and that I need to be in a "special" school. SO I kicked him in the shin and moved to the back of the room.

He said it in a rude way? Should get him fired..

I guess since everyone is telling teacher stuff.. there was an academic assembly one day and we were told not to applaud for people until they finished calling off all the names, and I accidently clapped (being the goof I was) so they kicked me out of the room.

Sooo.. my teacher comes out and starts saying all this how I embarasssed her as I walked to the water fountain, and apparently she thought I called her a bitch so I was banned from her class unofficially for a week.

Maybe I did and just forgot.. Selective memory!

Me and my computer teacher hit each other. He likes to walk by and smack you while you're working on a computer and I told him if he did it again I'd hit him back and he did, so the next time he walked by I smacked the crap out of his arm.

I my comp systems teacher.

Nothing like inappropriate touching from someone who you find attractive.

My art teacher in 4th grade took me into the hall and screamed at me because she thought I was whispering about her. But I was actually whispering to my friend about what she was getting our other friend for her birthday party !!

And another little thing I have is that I almost -never- look in mirrors unless I am actually doing makeup, doing my hair or washing my face. Other than that I avoid them.

Erm the teacher hitting thing sounds a little creepy and as Narsrim said, inappropriate. He should know better :|

being that there is the school related topic, i have allot to add, but i will keep it down to one thing for brievity;
i once walked out of school, and went into the forest with an intent to go back home, because i hated the english teacher and refused to take the class. the school called 3 police cars, a police helicopter, and a team with a police dog after me. i went through the forest and they couldn't find me for over an hour and a half. when they finnaly did catch me(only because i had to cross some open ground) they told me i was a good track cause they couldn't find me
it amazes me how little people know about proper hunting techniques and nature in general, just knowing how to hunt animals i knew what to do to avoid being found. and i was wearing orange, too, so i should have been easy to spot

Wtf? I'm not sure if this was directed at me, but he's not attractive and when I say smack, I mean I punched him in the arm.

Now.. the sophmore's history teacher.. He's attractive.. I should take pictures for you guys.

Hey some teachers are just hot, Theres this cute little post grad guy working and teaching a bit to get his doctorate or what ever other hoops they have to jump through to get that, he takes a few lectures and just



Hey! thats a great idea, lets make a whos hot and whos not of sexy teachers!