About a week after I left on my Lusternia Break, I almost had to go see a shrink about my not speaking. No one understood how I was feeling about everythings thats happened to my family in the past five years or so.

Also, I see imaginary spiders crawling up walls in the corner of my eyes.

In response to some of the other posts:

I've not really ever smoked pot. I did take one puff while I was drunk, in college, and I'll admit it, but it doesn't really count. To this day I still wonder what it would have been like, but have absolutely no desire to try.

I've never smoked a cigarette, never will. Smoked a cigar once, don't remember what it was like, don't have any desire to try again. I found out my girlfriend (a non-smoker) went through a pack of cigarettes during her trip to Mexico, months later, and I was furious about it.

As for kissing girls, I can't even keep track of that, heh. Once I broke out of my super-nerd shell, I used my intellegence and wit to win over the ladies, and whaddaya know, it worked sometimes.

I am highly attracted to people who are freakishly tall.

We share that attraction.

What's freakishly tall to you?

well I am 5'2 so anything over 6'2 or 6'3

Yay, I'm 6'4.

Hmm, I can speak Portuguese, Spanish, and English pretty fluently, a good amount of Dutch, and a little bit of Punjabi, Chinese, French, and Japanese. Also constructed several langauges of my own, of only one that I'm still working on. They're fun to make but noone ever likes to learn them and it gets boring not being able to speak with anyone in it. I pretty much despise english, but it seems like noone speaks anything else around here(america, that is).
I know Taxonomy at a colledge level even though I'm only in high school.
I regard myself as a rather good cryptographer, as noone has been able to break some of my better code-ciphers(they are both) even my father, and he was a cryptographer(well, not exactly, but worked on the machines, so I'm not shure if he counts) for the navy.
I think that nature is nearly the most important thing there is, and think that nature is totalitarian. In nature the best fit survive, and that seems just like meritocracy or communism to me. And cannot stand modern concepts because of that. Also is why I think that Stalin's, Franco's, and Chinggis Khan's reigns were some of the best in history.
I really like Mongolia, Tibet, Bhutan, Singapore, and western China. Mostly Mongolia. I very much admire the nomads of those countries(aside from Singapore) and wish to be one, but that'd be pretty much impossible...
I'm a Theravada Buddhist, if rather bad at some of the key concepts(mostly metta).
I can play bassoon, euphonium, and percussion, and I used to be able to play the flute and violin, though I haven't tried in a long time so I don't think I can still play them. I've been told that I'm very good cymbals player many times, which I'm kindof embarrased about since I think cymbals is an inferior instrument, it's too simple. I also take my ocarina(a real ocarina, not one of those zelda model things) most places with me and unintentionally annoy most people with it's high-pitched-ness.
I'm a quarter chippewa, a quarter welsh, a quarter scottish, and a quarter polish. I'm also 1/64th mongolian, from the polish side(from the tartar invasions of Poland), and I'm really proud of it.

Hmm, I think I've said all of that before. I go on too many tangents(which is not something that noone knows).

I'm insanely addicted to kissing, I have kissed 32 girls, hoping it stays at 32 for a bit because Jillian would be pissed.

I recently started smoking pot (recently as in the last couple of months) and now I smoke pretty much daily with my circle. (we call ourselves team rocket but thats a very different story)

The other day I had this brillian idea to let two baked girls cut my hair however they wanted, they tried for a fohawk, it kinda looks like it, but now that I'm not stoned it's just a really funny bad idea. (but the bad hair cut was totally worth the killer memory)

I once went 4 months wearing the same set of clothes washing them every other day, I'm wearing the pants right now.

I successfully made 40 dollars by eating a spoon full of cinnamon in a minute with no water. Try it.

I made 32 dollars by peeing on an electric fence, it's not supposed to work, but it does if you're close, and it sucks hardcore.

I got two packs of ciggarettes for taking a shot of 5 year old stagnant pool water, vomited shortly after.

I own a pair of rip off pants, and a thong.

I have done the party boy at an asian market.

I havent washed my car since the day I got it, about 3 years ago, it's been egged, peed on, written on, wrecked, hidden in a pile of leaves, and hit by dozens of fireworks. Well I did hose it off when they peed on it.

I've had two girlfriends leave me for another girl. Talk about an ego hit.

I came up with the coolest D&D setting stoned the other day, and completely forgot it, and the stuff I wrote down only makes a little sense.

Man, I forgot to post back. >_>;;

Poor Kahazul.. I still luff you though.

ZOMG I LOVE YOU VEONIRA HAVE MY BABIES!? I've been playing magic melody for 5 hours straight today.. I went through and seduced all of the men. I ended up marrying the one that calls me his kitty-cat though. Yes, I saved before I did that so I can go back and marry all of them to see what happens.

and I have 2 hours between one class.. >_>;; But after thinking about it and asking some people I realized that that 15 minutes will be long enough if I don't stop to talk to anyone.

The assistant editor of the campus paper liked the "10 things guys don't know about girls" thing so much she is going to send it to the editor to look at. So it might get published.

I think it's hilarious when I hump my boyfriend's avi on maple story while going up and down ladders. He thinks I'm a sped kid now.

My boyfriend's best friend looks like Richter and he invited me to have a threesome with him and his girlfriend. And he was serious.


This makes me giggle:

That was Richter...

Yeah, I thought so too. Has the exact same personality and so does his girlfriend. They liked to watch porn at lunch... O_o

yum

Almost everytime I see them they're watching porn actually. He has a special psp memory card dedicated to it.

Right now my boyfriend and his mom are taking bets on whether me and him are gonna hook up next year. Which is slightly creepy, but it ain't gonna happen.. so at least my boyfriend will have an extra $20.

I am, right now, drinking green olive juice. Why? Noone knows. Not even me. I tastes terrible, but I can't stop. Mmmm, lactic acid.

I used to do that. My mom would always yell at me. The only reason I stopped was because she refused to buy them.

Fish pickle squeak cow lobster applesauce steak.


Sugar >>>>>> caffeine, especially for making me go hyper!


Yay now I can poke Nico in the forums too! Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!

oh, and last night I chugged a bowl of potsticker sauce. That was.... interesting. It makes bigger burps than coke + a teaspoon of baking powder (which REALLY hurts.... don't try it)

Why the hell can't I land a porn-watching threesome-having girlfriend...

I don't think you'd want this one, Guido. Sometimes I think my male friend is going to murder her or at least throw her out of a moving vehicle. She's incredibly ditzy.. but in an odd cute way. I can handle it in small doses, but I have no clue how he does it all the time.. Well I do know how he deals with it, but that wouldn't be nice to post online.

Well...Ok, skittles and sub ovens dont mix....even if the ovens on the fastest it can go :/

I tend to avoid guys I think I start to like, or if I learn a guy likes me...Or do something subconsciously that makes a guy hate me...Commitment issues. Yay!


I can't stand kissing people...Maybe thats cause the guys were bad kissers? Or maybe it was just me...Dunno never enjoyed it anyways >.<