LOL I'm the same way, in real life. That and I have a problem with clear doors. Like sliding doors or spinning doors. To this day, my father has a back door thats glass, and I always run into it. I broke my nose once when I was racing my little cousin to our pool in the back yard. ^^

Another thing no one knows about me. My father is a Recon Marine; or was. Don't think they consider you to be active once you hit 50.

I do that too! I've never ran into one so hard that I broke my nose -laugh- but now all of our glass sliding doors have big stickers on them

First time this week that I walk my dogs barefoot and I stepped in dog crap.

I'm going to cry it felt so nasty..

Oh, hey, I have that same problem with the glass doors. Like four times now I've been running away from a bee in my back garden (yes, har har) and run into the glass door in the dining room.

HAHAHAHAHA.

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Sorry, I can't dignify my amusement. That's just funny.

That's better than me walking into poles and sometimes walls, not to mention doors. I am a huge clutz..

but I sometimes fall on cute guys so it all evens out.

I never learned to ride a bike.

INFIDEL!
Here, I'll teach you.
*pushes Dooksta off a cliff*

Aww...that's okay. I can't swim...or whistle..or snap my fingers.

OH AND THAT. I CAN'T DO THAT AND IT ANNOYS ME NO END. Swimming I'm pretty good at, though I can't sing either...:/

How can you not swim?

because I drown!

Surely you can, y'know, float.

I can only snap my fingers on my left hand and I don't know why..

I can swim, but I only like to swim in freshwater, because cholorine irritates my eyes and skin. My eyes don't adjust to it and I break out into a rash if it drys on me. A very horrible and itchy rash.

Damn, sounds like your ocean over there is rather nasty

I still can't tie my shoes without using the knotted double-loop method.

Well yeah.. the Mississippi Gulf is really nasty looking.. but I was referring to swimming pools and things like that.

Besides swimming in lakes is better.. It's all nice, cold, and unsalty.

Psh, I love swimming in deep ocean

It's sort of cool just to float and think - hang on, there's effectively nothing underneath me. Almost but not quite as cool as moving across it at speed.

omg Shirithing, that is adorable!

We can't swim in the ocean back home. Fecal matter is too high.