Item: Mace Type: Bludgeons Org: Masters
Commodities: fish 1000
IMPORTANT: The main noun of this item MUST use this name: MACE
Appearance:
a fillet of fish shaped like a mace
Dropped:
A mace-like cut of fish has been dropped here, collecting dirt.
Examined:
This large cut of fish would be better suited for someone's dinner than
combat, if it were not for the fact that it appears to be very
unsanitary. The fillet is held at the narrower base, while the other,
larger end could be used for beating a variety of things. Sitting out
for a few days has toughened the fish a bit, but unfortunately, a
curious smell is emanating from it as well.
Comments:
The craft guild has returned your proposed design for further revisions. See
DESIGN LIST. The following comments were made of the design:
Sorry, but no.



I get a bit nutty late at night. This is the only really weird thing I've ever tried to submit.

Are you serious?

I think the comments I had submitted it with were:

"Yes. It's a fish mace." or something of the like.

Richter pulls back his arm and slaps you across the face with a fish shaped mace. It doesn't actually do anything, it's just really really annoying.

You smell something funky in your surroundings, and suddenly notice that Richter has begun to wield what looks like a small whale in his right hand.

I'm all for sexual innuendo, but dude, NOT ABOUT RICHTER.

Quiet you.

Wha...?

WHYYY NOTTTTTT

At least he said small.

Small whale. That's like saying a miniature giant.

getting lots of compliments today, huh?

Feel free to add to them. *eyeshift*