Oh, and an artifact to summon the Handmaiden would be nice.

I'd like an artifact that nullifies demesnes, and is 100% dodge, so knights and druids are equally ineffective against me.

IDSPISPOPD
Can't hit me if I'm in a wall.
(Yay Memory, only one I can remember besides IDKFA, and IDDQD)

An artifact that stops all methods of cheating death in an area. Resurgem, resurrect, conglutinate, vitae, and lich, and any others I'm not remembering. They just don't work and you pay full price, period. Everyone. In the whole area. Let's test the hypothesis that none of those things actually affect game balance, shall we?

A way to get Avechna to pay attention everywhere.

A miniature version of a builder's orb that lets you do roleplay things only.

Occultism + Tarot + Domination.

*runs from the producers*

Ewww. Occies are gross.

Hell, Lisaera. Just give us vodun. Oblit!

Domination + Woodlore + Wicca.

Vodun + Devotion + Geomancy

1000cr- Puissant rune
Lets you cast puissance on each weapon once per month for 10p, and every swing/jab thereafter will be of puissant strength at no power cost. Lasts until logoff

Nerf.

That'd be -insane-

The Nerf Button - like a sigil; attachable to your opponents, when pressed it will cause their might to drop by 50%, double all balances and power costs and makes any artifact the opponent posesses to randomly disappear every 20 seconds.

Syntax: NERF

OI!! That one's pure evil Lommy!!

New skillset: ENGINEERING

Lamp - Provides light, duh.
Garrote - Useful for strangling people
Netthrower - Throws non-magical nets that can't be pulled off with Tipheret.
Blackpowder - Make blackpowder to fuel your weapons from sulphur, gems and coal.
Bullets - Make round bullets from iron.
Handcannon - An unwieldy, large, obscenely powerful firearm. (5 second balance)
Catapult - YEAH BABY! Throw big balls of stone at people.
Musket - Better than a hand cannon, but it still takes a long time to reload.
Trebuchet - Like a sling, but huge.
BurningOil - Imbibe your trebuchet and catapult ammo in flammabe material, and watch them burn.
Gunpowder - Like blackpowder, but doesn't blow up on your face so often.
Rounds - Make modern bullets from iron and gunpowder.
Revolver - "This is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world..."
LongRange - Hit anyone in direct line of sight
Slugs - Useful for punching large holes through people
Shotgun - Useful for blasting slugs into people
Cannon - Fill a huge lump of metal with a huge lump of gunpowder and a big iron ball. Watch them die in terrible pain.
Phosphorous - Use highly flammable material in your shotgun shells to burn people down.
MolotovCocktail - Turn a bottle of alcohol and 1 cloth into a bomb. The damage is proportional to the drink's strength.
RazorBlades - Make razor blades. Useful for slitting wrists, and for putting into shotgun shells so they give people some really nasty cuts.
Pistol - Semi-auto people-eater.
HE - High explosive bullets for your pistol.
AutoShotgun - Full-auto people-eater.
AP - Teflon-coated armour-piercing bullets ignore all protection, including Great Robes and Pentagram/Circle.
RotaryShotgun - Sheer carnage. Makes a cool whirring noise, too.
RailGun - Shoot people through icewalls, shields and even room directions that don't exist.
HE-AP - It pierces right through their armour, then blows up inside them. Joy.
SniperRifle - Less damage and worse balance than the RotaryShotgun, but you can shoot people at ridiculous distances.
AWPWhore - Shoot anyone in the same area with a sniper rifle.

See? This is why engineering in Imperian is so badly nerfed.

Rail Gun - Shoot people through icewalls, shields and even room directions that don't exist.

Overpowered Demigods/Avatars

"It's an 88 Magnum. They made it for him special."
"It shoots through *schools*."

Ah, the little known film "Johnny Dangerously"...

Is that really little known? What a pity, if so. Fargin' bastages.