Funnier than anything I could ever write.

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Sylphas2005-09-07 05:52:03
I still can't believe he didn't kill me/didn't kill damned fast. 1k was nearly half my life, and an artied snake I can't cure against. I just whored returning to slow him down. smile.gif
Ceres2005-09-08 21:42:30
Your face contorted in a twisted grimace, you clench your fists to crush the
life out of Proficy.
You have slain Proficy, retrieving the corpse.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have
advanced to level 57.
You have reached the illustrious level of Ascendant.

Good times.
Eyod2005-09-11 16:47:43
meh, Ive never heard of those rules before so that shows how long ago I played there. I don't even know what a landmark is.
Ceres2005-09-12 15:52:11
Landmarking was great fun.
Nymerya2005-09-12 16:53:33
QUOTE(Ceres @ Sep 13 2005, 01:52 AM)
Landmarking was great fun.
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Landmarking was a blight on the earth, and I was profoundly relieved when they sent it back into the depths of El Diablo, from whence is came.


Pk rules? They're not all that hard. I know half of them, and the only person I've ever killed was a level 5 novice. Also, incidently, was Yrael. *cough*
Ceres2005-09-12 16:54:28
Yrael was my Achaean neice.

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Nymerya2005-09-12 17:10:06
QUOTE(Ceres @ Sep 13 2005, 02:54 AM)
Yrael was my Achaean neice.

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Not the Achaean Yrael, she's okay. It was an alt of the Lusternian one. I think I was related to the Achaean one too.
Ceres2005-09-13 15:56:31
Hm.
Bau2005-09-13 17:10:16
Erion was my brother.... how's that for bad genes?
Jalain2005-09-18 08:38:38
QUOTE(KidHendrix @ Sep 4 2005, 06:51 PM)
I remember when Achaea didn't have blackjack.. or before Sarapis thought about landmarks and we had the old shrine system. Back when Thera was Thera.. and roulette was the game to play.

And then Cyre went Infernal and made me sniffle.  ninja.gif
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I remember when Ourania was Elentari, Hashan wasn't so crappy, and Twilight tried to kill us all with a big exploding heart. I was never into the whole PK thing. I only really got any killing done during Thoth's Heart.. But those rules really are insane.. Though I do wish I had been able to use them to get Monkey shrubbed sooner.
And Cyre was cool. He stopped Calhoun from hurting me, one of the time he'd joined Shallam.
Malicia2005-09-18 12:10:09
In achaea, I once recruited Nimby to help me determine whether or not a victim would gain cause on me for a totem I placed in a public area and tuned for a mark member. He was a great help!

While the file is long, the pk rules are fairly simple. It's the issuers you worry about. One problem I've seen is that most marks wont take contracts on their friends and you have a little guy with no other ic resolutions. So then, they issue.

Basically...


If you defend someone who was jumped by someone who had pk cause to said individual, the attacker then gains cause on you. 1 kill. If he dies, with the defender getting the killing blow. 2 kills. Mmm. (By defending, this could be anything from, handing your friend a vial, herbs, to actually physically attacking the attacker)

If you attack someone without cause- 1 kill. Attack them and kill them, the victim gains 2 kills.

When insulted publicly, victim gains 1 kill to the person who tossed insults.

Org pk makes my head spin. Who gets to kill the offender?!

Those are the only rules there that matter! smile.gif


You know... I prefer Avenger to Achaea's pk rules. I don't like declare much, but I wont complain.
Bau2005-09-18 12:17:47
Avenger wub.gif

Edit: except when I'm peaced mad.gif
Kaileigh2005-09-18 14:06:05
I remember my first character and the horse that she saved forever to buy and who killed said horse.

Xenomorph >(

Achaea sucked because it was that they kill you kill them back mentality.. and I couldn't kill anyone.

Then there was this one time this guy was stalking me and refused to leave me alone. I asked for help and no one would help. I said something like "Leave me alone you prick" and he killed me for calling him a prick and then the same people I asked for help said I deserved it.
Ceres2005-09-19 08:23:50
QUOTE(Kaileigh @ Sep 18 2005, 02:06 PM)
I remember my first character and the horse that she saved forever to buy and who killed said horse.

Xenomorph >(

Achaea sucked because it was that they kill you kill them back mentality.. and I couldn't kill anyone.

Then there was this one time this guy was stalking me and refused to leave me alone. I asked for help and no one would help.  I said something like "Leave me alone you prick" and he killed me for calling him a  prick and then the same people I asked for help said I deserved it.
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You deserved it.
Kaileigh2005-09-19 15:20:03
QUOTE(Ceres @ Sep 19 2005, 02:23 AM)
You deserved it.
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Would you grow up. Or at least stop making un warrented shots at people.
Ceres2005-09-20 07:37:37
QUOTE(Kaileigh @ Sep 19 2005, 03:20 PM)
Would you grow up. Or at least stop making un warrented shots at people.
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Just you hug.gif