No you get to be a screaming fan who tours with them

Creepy Cows, what will they think of next?

If that was you... you're a poopie head.

If that was another god... they're also poopie heads. Though I guess I should've seen this coming. Oh wait, I did, back when I was cow tipping for sport! I think my record was like 14 maybe 15 cows tipped in a row...

Then I got rustling and brought cows to the slaughter...

On my next shipment they something seemed odd, the forcefields that is. Then I got scared and ran about like the coward I am. The timing, now that I think (dun dun dun) of it, is quite... timely for the cows. The work of a vengeful god I'm betting!

Well you'll get yours! I'll start a clan... yeah that's right... the "Anti-Bovine Council!" The cows will never succeed.

I really hope it isn't you, Roark.

On the other hand, I really hope it isn't Estaara.

It was a druid using camouflage on the highway?

You can find out who it is in the "Something no one knows" thread over in the Real World section.