Marriage Skillset

by Ialie

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Unknown2005-09-06 17:40:51
QUOTE(Narsrim @ Sep 6 2005, 01:38 PM)
Ailmony (10p): Should your spouse decide to leave you, jack his bankaccount for 50% of whatever the scum has saved up.
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Narsrim2005-09-06 17:41:39
QUOTE(Tenebrae @ Sep 6 2005, 01:40 PM)
his? how about her?
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Obviously, women will not be able to cast ailmony in Lusternia to make up for the bias irl. <3 penis.
Soll2005-09-06 17:44:07
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Narsrim2005-09-06 17:47:09
For this reason, it always good to keep in mind that you can just piss off Lisaera so she'll steal your penis and thus making you unable to collect!
Xenthos2005-09-06 17:47:17
Alimony.

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Narsrim2005-09-06 17:48:57
QUOTE(Xenthos @ Sep 6 2005, 01:47 PM)
Alimony.

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dyslexic = me (seriously).
Ceres2005-09-06 17:49:52
Don't make me sue alla yous sons of bitches for sexual discrimination.

-manhate-
Soll2005-09-06 17:50:22
QUOTE(Narsrim @ Sep 6 2005, 05:47 PM)
For this reason, it always good to keep in mind that you can just piss off Lisaera so she'll steal your penis and thus making you unable to collect!
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Unknown2005-09-06 17:59:45
God help us if we get a divorce court in Lusterrnia
Narsrim2005-09-06 18:01:44
QUOTE(Guardian_Shiro @ Sep 6 2005, 01:59 PM)
God help us if we get a divorce court in Lusterrnia
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It should so be an elected position too for each commune/city. That would be so cool.

"We the court of Serenwilde find X guilty of ditching Y and becoming a stalker. You will now be castrated by the Protector of the People, Malicia."
Unknown2005-09-06 18:15:43
Or, you have to pay a fine up to certain amount of gold or be kicked out of the city
Munsia2005-09-06 18:32:14
Ya I can see me dieing.. poor Leef.....
tsaephai2005-09-07 00:19:39
QUOTE(Narsrim @ Sep 6 2005, 01:22 PM)
I wish I could, but you cannot force that...
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you've tried that before?
Stangmar2005-09-07 00:47:27
It wouldn't matter, cause it would only work with a spouse, you'd still have to wait 24 days and get a Divine to perform a ceremony just so you could kill the person. And they would DEFINITELY break the engagement by then.
Murphy2005-09-07 02:09:59
QUOTE(Narsrim @ Sep 7 2005, 04:01 AM)
It should so be an elected position too for each commune/city. That would be so cool.

"We the court of Serenwilde find X guilty of ditching Y and becoming a stalker. You will now be castrated by the Protector of the People, Malicia."
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i want the affliction, crushgroin

ab bonecrusher crushgoin

Bodypart: Groin
Minimum Wound State: ANY (for obvious reasons
Maneuver: jab, one-handed bludgeon weapon class
Crush the genetalia of a male, causing a 2 hour stun, vomiting and a squeaky voice.
Munsia2005-09-07 02:59:33
QUOTE(Murphy @ Sep 6 2005, 10:09 PM)
i want the affliction, crushgroin

ab bonecrusher crushgoin

Bodypart: Groin
Minimum Wound State: ANY (for obvious reasons
Maneuver: jab, one-handed bludgeon weapon class
Crush the genetalia of a male, causing a 2 hour stun, vomiting and a squeaky voice.
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Only afflictable from women
Bau2005-09-07 03:16:00
ab warding groinkick

Warding - Groinkick

Groinkick

Syntax: GROINKICK

This embarassing attack will cause damage to the unlucky male who is on the
receiving end, as well as cause all rational thought to be impossible for a
short while.


Confusion. wink.gif I may be about the only active people who can do that without aid of a new skillset.
Narsrim2005-09-07 03:22:44
Just to be fair, have you ever kicked another woman in the groin? I've heard it hurts like a bitch too.
Munsia2005-09-07 03:25:15
QUOTE(Narsrim @ Sep 6 2005, 11:22 PM)
Just to be fair, have you ever kicked another woman in the groin? I've heard it hurts like a bitch too.
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sad.gif ya but we have a chance of breaking your thing....
Bau2005-09-07 03:25:40
Well, no, but I've been hit in the groin with a blunt object. Enough force on bone really, really, really hurts. (not going into it)

But still, groinkick was always my favourite skill.