Ack... If someone half your height...

by Tenebrae

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Murphy2005-09-08 14:18:12
uhh wha??

yeh 14 is a bit dodgy, personally i prefer the "layby" system where you prime them up till they are legal, and then smash em up
Arilyon2005-09-08 14:20:43
..... I think I just lost a whole lot of respect after that..... I hope you were joking.. behead.gif
Murphy2005-09-08 14:21:49
and yes, for all who are interested I am indeed joking in relation to this topic, and i have never done that to a girl nor would I

i have mates that would have done that thing at highschool, but I'm a good bloke ya know
Thorgal2005-09-08 14:39:30
QUOTE(Murphy @ Sep 8 2005, 04:12 PM)
just bend her over and smash her box and send her home right after, then leave her to dry, You might break her heart, but you'll also break her in. Don't ring or take her calls for a week, when you finally get in contact tell her its a sexual thing only

Pros: You'll get to smash box
She will get the idea and you will either get to smash MORE box, or she'll leave you alone

Cons: you'll be labelled an asshole by her friends, but a lot of girls LIKE the badboy thing, so go with it and smash all her friends' boxes too, so its more of a pro than a con
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I hope you're just kidding?
Richter2005-09-08 14:43:25
QUOTE(Thorgal @ Sep 8 2005, 06:39 AM)
I hope you're just kidding?
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I think he was about 50% kidding.
Unknown2005-09-08 15:52:40
QUOTE(Murphy @ Sep 8 2005, 08:12 AM)
just bend her over and smash her box and send her home right after, then leave her to dry, You might break her heart, but you'll also break her in. Don't ring or take her calls for a week, when you finally get in contact tell her its a sexual thing only

Pros: You'll get to smash box
She will get the idea and you will either get to smash MORE box, or she'll leave you alone

Cons: you'll be labelled an asshole by her friends, but a lot of girls LIKE the badboy thing, so go with it and smash all her friends' boxes too, so its more of a pro than a con
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NAUGHTY MURPHY!! *peer*
Bau2005-09-08 15:55:45
I think it was already covered.

We Aussies have twisted senses of humour.
Unknown2005-09-08 19:38:35
QUOTE(Murphy @ Sep 8 2005, 09:12 AM)
just bend her over and smash her box and send her home right after, then leave her to dry, You might break her heart, but you'll also break her in. Don't ring or take her calls for a week, when you finally get in contact tell her its a sexual thing only

Pros: You'll get to smash box
She will get the idea and you will either get to smash MORE box, or she'll leave you alone

Cons: you'll be labelled an asshole by her friends, but a lot of girls LIKE the badboy thing, so go with it and smash all her friends' boxes too, so its more of a pro than a con
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I f censor.gif king love you. Seriously. I love you. Like, how Fred Phelps loves Jesus. I love you.
Tenebrae2005-09-08 19:49:19
ROFL I am 14? I am 16/17... that is what is sad.. I date older people, not younger... more mature at least...

And the second thing..

I told her what I meant first of all, that I do not like her, love her, or like that... Just pulled her aside and she was all hopeful, and told her that... It felt better, but then seeing the look on her face made me feel horrible... meh... then she went off crying and her friends began to hit me... I have a burn mark somewhere around here... -peer- psychobitches.... meh... then when I explained it again to her, so she will understand why not I cannot date or all that, is that I am already engaged to someone else....

i hope she understands, otherwise I need to get an exorcist...

Can exorcists banish psychogirls?


And the gay thing... Doesn't work here.... Good chance you will get shot if you say that here...
Unknown2005-09-08 19:52:09
Ah. Damn righties.

I'll exorcise her for you. happy.gif
Bau2005-09-08 19:54:58
Rough neighbourhood?
Tenebrae2005-09-08 20:06:10
More like in a Muslim Neighborhood... -wave- there are some gay people, i know a few, but not openly... but if you call two tosha's or fights in a spance of 2 hours, a rough neighborhood rough, okay..

heh..
our 50 against 80 garans...
Had so much fun....
rolleyes.gif
Richter2005-09-08 22:49:10
QUOTE(Tenebrae @ Sep 8 2005, 11:49 AM)
ROFL I am 14? I am 16/17... that is what is sad.. I date older people, not younger... more mature at least...

...I am already engaged to someone else....

Can exorcists banish psychogirls?

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16/17? You're not sure?

You're engaged at 16 and/or 17?

No, but they can destroy the demon within.
Murphy2005-09-08 22:52:24
QUOTE(Ye of Little Faith @ Sep 9 2005, 05:38 AM)
I f censor.gif king love you.  Seriously.  I love you.  Like, how Fred Phelps loves Jesus.  I love you.
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Then join my cult, murphism! just being as much box as you can carry and be prepared to smash it
Unknown2005-09-08 23:32:03
Murphism? I'm starting the fuggin' Church of Murphy. It's complete with group box smashings and orgy-porgies. We've removed the ritualistic wine and bread, and replaced it with a big arse can of Harden Up!, and a round of smashing boxes.

<3
Bau2005-09-09 00:34:35
I think he means sixteen going on seventeen soon. You'd hope so, anyway.
Unknown2005-09-09 01:04:09
Ah kids. I remember being a kid, way back when. Lots of meaningless sex, lots of meaningless love, and lots more meaingless sex.

Hop to it.
Singollo2005-09-09 02:13:39
All I'm going to say is HA! Now who's with me? Come on! HA!
Unknown2005-09-09 02:17:19
Murphy, you win the internet.
Unknown2005-09-09 02:20:23
As for you, Tenebrae, it really doesn't matter what you do. I'm assuming you're, what, 14? Do what I do and stay the hell away from anything even approaching 'kind of serious', because it will just piss you off and I'll laugh at you for trying.