I wish it wasn't. A newbie who found out about us through a Martha Stewart website would likely be much more intelligent than I've heard the recent batch to be.

Guido's right, guys. We need to set up our own advertising campaign to counteract whatever Big Matt started and flood out the slow novices with higher functioning ones.

Can you put an ad on the inside cover of the Encyclopedia Brittanica?

Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy

We'd get a stream of novices with unnecessarily long names: Lucidians that describe themselves as sentient shades of blue and viscanti's claiming to have two heads as a by-product of Taint-induced mutation. IT'D BE MADNESS.

And frockin' cool, too.

DO IT.

You could RP two heads, t'would be hard though.

And what would you do if a blademaster/pureblade beheaded you?

Yeah that's the hard bit

Bleed to death, main arteries through your neck are enough to bleed you to death fairly soon.

I didn't notice we got some new advertisements! I hit refresh so many times to read them all before I slapped myself and just looked at the links. Here's one!

(And shh, I didn't just rez an old thread)

I agree with Guido, Trill and Lucidians need to get beefed when Hallifax comes back. I keep getting this idea of massive flying battalions of Trill raiding villages while the Lucidian ground troops go in and start demesning
Blitzkrieg, anyone? *drool*