An ornate twin-bladed lance comes crashing down from above, exploding in a
brilliant display of light. When the light reaches its previous levels, you
notice Lord Hajamin standing where the lance had fallen.
4356h, 2250m, 2484e, 10p elrxkdb-
Hajamin, the Golden Lord says to you, "You must be a long lost Divine
brother... here, let Me give you a hug."
4356h, 2250m, 2484e, 10p elrxkdb-
Hajamin runs up to you and squeezes you in a painful, bone-crushing bearhug.
A surge of rejuvenating energy floods your system, healing your wounds.

2177h, 2250m, 2484e, 10p elrxkdb-
Hajamin snaps His fingers and warm water showers down upon Him, and He scrubs
under His armpits trying to wash away that horrible stench.
2177h, 2250m, 2484e, 10p elrxkdb-
Lord Hajamin spins the Lance of Brilliance above His head, causing a blinding
light to flood the area. When your vision returns, you realize He is no longer
standing here.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "Ever have blood running out of your ears,
Hajamin? If you break the law, you'll experience it. Trust me."
2177h, 2250m, 2484e, 10p elrxkdb-sip health




And then a bit later

4356h, 2250m, 2484e, 10p elrxkdb-ponder haj

You ponder Hajamin's profile, wondering if it would make a suitable subject for
a portrait.
4356h, 2250m, 2484e, 10p elrxkdb-
Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "You have 2 seconds."
4356h, 2250m, 2484e, 10p elrxkdb-crush Hajamin rleg

Your action causes the nearly invisible magical shield around you to fade away.
Focusing on His right leg, you strike at Hajamin with Urlach's Fury. With an
elegant stroke, you crush His right leg, knocking Him to the ground.
KNOCKDOWN
Horror overcomes Hajamin's face as His body stiffens into paralysis.
4356h, 2250m, 2484e, 8p elxkdb-crush Hajamin rleg

Focusing on His right leg, you strike at Hajamin with Orlachmar's Wrath. You
hit His right thigh for a minor bruise.
Horror overcomes Hajamin's face as His body stiffens into paralysis.
4356h, 2250m, 2484e, 6p exkdb-crush Hajamin head

Your left arm is off balance.
4356h, 2250m, 2484e, 6p exkdb-crush Hajamin head

Your left arm is off balance.
4356h, 2250m, 2484e, 6p exkdb-crush Hajamin head

You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
You have just recovered balance on all limbs.
4356h, 2250m, 2484e, 6p elrxkdb-crush Hajamin head

Focusing on His head, you strike at Hajamin with Urlach's Fury. You crush
Hajamin's skull and crack it open, splattering His brains in a bloody spray of
gore. There is no surviving such a blow.
BASHBRAINS-YOU-ARE-A-MACHINE
4356h, 2250m, 2484e, 4p elxkdb-
Focusing on His head, you strike at Hajamin with Orlachmar's Wrath. You crush
Hajamin's skull and crack it open, splattering His brains in a bloody spray of
gore. There is no surviving such a blow.
BASHBRAINS-YOU-ARE-A-MACHINE
Horror overcomes Hajamin's face as His body stiffens into paralysis.
4356h, 2250m, 2484e, 2p exkdb-
Hajamin runs up to you and squeezes you in a painful, bone-crushing bearhug.
394h, 2250m, 2484e, 2p exkdb-sip health
outr sparkleberry
eat sparkleberry

You take a drink from an amethyst vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
1222h, 2250m, 2484e, 2p exkdb-
You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 690.
1222h, 2250m, 2484e, 2p exkdb-
You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
1657h, 2250m, 2484e, 2p exkdb-raze Hajamin

Your left arm is off balance.
1657h, 2250m, 2484e, 2p exkdb-crush Hajamin head

You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have just recovered balance on all limbs.
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
You have just recovered balance on all limbs.
1657h, 2250m, 2484e, 2p elrxkdb-
Focusing on His head, you strike at Hajamin with Urlach's Fury. You crush Him
savagely in the nose, breaking it across the bridge and causing blood to splurt
BROKEN-NOSE-SMUSH-ON-CAPTAIN
forth.
1657h, 2250m, 2484e, 0p elxkdb-crush Hajamin head

You find that you are not yet ready to perform that feat.
1657h, 2250m, 2484e, 0p elxkdb-raze Hajamin

You whip Orlachmar's Wrath through the air in front of Hajamin, to no effect.
1657h, 2250m, 2484e, 1p exkdb-strike Hajamin rleg

You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
1657h, 2250m, 2484e, 1p exkdb-
Your left arm is off balance.
1657h, 2250m, 2484e, 1p exkdb-strike Hajamin rleg
sip health

You have recovered balance on your left arm.
You have just recovered balance on all limbs.
1657h, 2250m, 2484e, 1p elxkdb-
Focusing on His right leg, you strike at Hajamin with Orlachmar's Wrath. You
hit His right thigh for a minor bruise.
1657h, 2250m, 2484e, 1p exkdb-strike Hajamin rleg

You take a drink from an amethyst vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
2440h, 2250m, 2484e, 1p exkdb-
Your left arm is off balance.
2440h, 2250m, 2484e, 1p exkdb-strike Hajamin rleg

Hajamin runs up to you and squeezes you in a painful, bone-crushing bearhug.
You have been slain by Hajamin.
Variables reset.
Active mode.
Your body begins the process of transforming into a lich.



And then i couldn't help myself

You shout, "Even Divine fall before Orclachmar's Wrath and Urlach's fury, GAR
HARUN ORLACHMAR."
4122h, 2484m, 2484e, 10p elrx-darkchant lichdom

Dark shadows flicker across the eyes of Thorgal.
A small crack appears in the Megalith of Doom as it is drained in power.
4122h, 2484m, 2484e, 10p elrx-
Prostrating yourself on the ground, you beseech the powers of Nil to grant upon
you the ultimate dark gift of undeath. A cloud of death and darkness swirls
about you, as you feel the potentialities of undeath seep into your being.
4122h, 984m, 2484e, 0p lrx-tell haj please done hurt


4122h, 984m, 2484e, 0p lrx-
Tsakar puts his hands on his hips and goes "Hmmm!"
4122h, 984m, 2484e, 0p lrx-
High above, a shining lance soars brilliantly through the sky, lighting the
clouds as it arcs smoothly before sailing down towards its target.
With a blinding light, the Lance of Brilliance comes flying down from above,
slamming into your chest.
You have been slain by Hajamin, the Golden Lord.

You bashbrained him in the first crush.

i did, divine walk around with no wounding up!

And that through -insane- helm stats...

nerf Murphy

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I love Murphy's system messages...

That's a squishy hug.

Murphy, you girly man!

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, Urlach's Fury (Male Orclach).
He is 56 years old, having been born on the 2nd of Estar, 71 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 57th in Lusternia.
He is a refreshingly credible character.
He is the Queen's Own Torturer in the Ur'Guard.
He holds the position of the Damnation's Advocate in the Ur'Guard.
He is a Roamer of the Basin in the Fellowship of Explorers
He is a member of the clan called 'The Black Anvil Forging Cartel.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Barracks.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Bellator Societas.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Disciples of Klangratch.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His warcry: 'Gar harun Orlachmar!'
He is considered to be approximately 260% of your might.
He is a founder of the Carthan family.
He was the first to die from a hug... very unsocialable bloat he is.
He did release the ship of the dead to plague the Inner Sea.
In Acknor, he helped the orcs raise a new chieftain.
He is known to the dwarves as Kingmaker.
He survived the horror of Kethuru when creation was threatened.



All credit to the Hajamin, sorry couldn't resist.

Edit: I didn't use this on purpose, go search what's wrong!

Well done Marshal; we've trained you well.

Remember when Serenwilde enemied Raezon? That's all that would happen trust me.. the whole Basin would laugh.

Gregori was stupid for that... I dont know how many people actually agreed with him doing that anyway but it was funny.. about 20 guards trying to kil raezon and a totem hitting him.. OH THE SPAM

Yeah the whole order laughed so hard.. I think I still got the log somewhere..

Do show.

And I got scolded a lot by my fellow Serens for unenemying him again...but at least I had a nice talk with Raezon.

((is too busy laughing to write something more decent))

I bet Raezon liked all the gaurds tickling him.