What are you taling about-
I don't understand this
Your formatting is strange as well-
I don't quite understand the analogy either
but do feel free to explain
why your time is lost because murphy switched guilds . . .

Does anyone else find it amusing that apparently one of the most dangerous and powerful physical warriors of the game... is a fluttering faery?




In regards to the topic at hand, I haven't seen anything that different from other warriors, except now I can survive six or seven hits. Not that I can do anything with all the afflictions, but at least the damage is nicer.

oi i'm a shadlord beyotch, dance like a butterfly and sting like a bee!

*cough* Bonecrushers aren't overpowered!!

The scene: Rockholm Mines on a dark and stormy night. Lightning and thunder crash endlessly outside, as a feline Serenwilder huddles in the darkness, his eyes wide with fear.

Aslaran says, "Are we safe here?"

Aslaran says, "Do you think he'll be able to get in?"

The dying scream of a little dwarf girl echoes down the corridor.

Aslaran says, "Oh my GOD! He's COMING!"

Fluttering in from the northeast, Murphy happily dances through the air, utterly smeared in blood.

Aslaran screams, "NOOOOO! Have mercy on me!"

Murphy sniggers evilly, and gives a squeaking, high-pitched laugh.

Murphy swings a small silver jeweller's hammer at Aslaran with all his might, who gasps in pain as a purple bruise appears on his left calf from the nasty strike.

Murphy swings a tiny wooden judge's gavel at Aslaran with all his might, leaving a painful looking red mark on his right thigh that begins to fade.

Within an hour after the vicious attack has begun, Aslaran finally shudders and collapses to the floor, the force of the raining blows too much for his body to bear. With his dying breath he mutters, "If only I'd been able to summon the awesome power of the Hanged Man..."

Murphy giggles insanely, and flits out to the southwest.




Sorry Murphy, the imagery is too funny to keep quiet.

psh, that aslaran would be down in 10 seconds from my insane wounding

You left the Ur'Guard, Murphy? Disappointment.

hey, it was an honourable retirement!

I would join the paladins but they such and inquisition is lame

Not only is Murphy overpowered, but he also stole every credit he has ever had, stole a system from someone, forced an extremely intelligent monkey to practice for him, then transplanted said monkey's brain into his head and absorbed all his ill-begotten skill, and uses MUD performance enhancing drugs (which Jose Conseco oddly enough injected him with)...

For Shame!

EDIT: I swear I've only had a few drinks.....

yep, i enject crack into my eyeballs too

Hilarious

Munsia tells you, "One day when murphy quits. I will be one of the best
fighters."

You tell Ur'Commander Kalas Ixion, "One day when murphy quits. I will be one of
the best fighters."
3020h, 3224m, 3428e, 10p exk-
tell ixon
To whom do you wish to tell?
3020h, 3224m, 3428e, 10p exk-
tell ixion
You tell Ur'Commander Kalas Ixion, ":D."
3020h, 3224m, 3428e, 10p exk-

Ixion tells you, "Murphy and half the basin."
3020h, 3224m, 3428e, 10p exk-
tell ixion nah
You tell Ur'Commander Kalas Ixion, "Nah."
3020h, 3224m, 3428e, 10p exk-

Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
light 22441
light 20466
light 37643
3020h, 3224m, 3428e, 10p exk-
3020h, 3224m, 3428e, 10p exk-
3020h, 3224m, 3428e, 10p exk-
3020h, 3224m, 3428e, 10p exk-
tell ixion its all about my system and skills.. by the time murphy quits I'll have a decent system and alot of skills
You tell Ur'Commander Kalas Ixion, "Its all about my system and skills.. by the
time murphy quits I'll have a decent system and alot of skills."

murphy will never quit. muahahaha

That was kinda the point idiots

Actually, Murphy is not overpowered, but it's just like in the beginning of the game, others didn't know how to heal, and so they pathetically exceeded in dying. Murphy is just at a point in her life where he is better than everyone else.. Give it a couple of years, and you will get a Newbie that will serve Murphy on a platter... And bonecrusher is not overpowered, much of the skills here are not...

And if you are complaining about the credits, he is one of the people who support this game, so at least message him to thank him for doing this. If you are still angry though, build a character in Achaea and invite him to fight you there.

Except people actually know how to heal now, bonecrusher -is- overpowered too. And I doubt that the reason is because Murphy is suddenly 10 times a better fighter than every single person in Lusternia either, in fact I don't doubt, I know for a fact that isn't the reason. Bonecrusher and the insane skills inside it are the reason.

Murphy's a little girl. My grandma could beat Murphy, and she's still tired from that rugby game!