I am trying to decide where to go for spring break this year and need some advice.


I can go skiing... but I hate the cold and the snow.. and I hate skiing, but its free.

I can go to Florida.. have family in Miami and Orlando so I wouldnt have to pay for hotels But I hate Florida especially Miami...

I thought about going to Chicago and bugging Sobran at work and stuff dollars down his pants... but I hate the north.. with a passion... and driving around in a new city sucks.. and sobran has me scared as hell to ride any for of public transportation

Then there is California.. but I hate it there too but I want to make out with a lot of guys and that seems like a good place to go.

Could go to DC and stay with my uncle and not have to pay for anything, but I am really uncomfortable around large populations of black people (I am black btw so dont get any ideas)

I could go to Great Britian with this guy. ANd he would pay for everything, but It would be my luck and he would want sex and I be stranded.

Stay home and play Lusternia... duh!

I'mma go to sleep.. that's what I'm gonna do.

Seems you hate a lot of places.

I'd say do it all. ROAD TRIP!

Duuuuude.. come here (Maryland/DC/VA area) and we'll like.. I don't know. We'll find something that I could video tape and sell.

But roadtrip does sound cool...

Just start calling all your lusternian friends, organize a route and go visiting htem one after the other.
Or save 200$ each month and enjoy a week of good living in spring

I promised my friends I'd take them to Key West for Spring Break. <3 Watch MTV for us. I'll be the guy streaking, probably.