Stagar tells you, "*snuffle* I See how it is."

You say, "My ex wife helped make it."

Shaylen tells you, "If possible, it wasnt my gold....i feel like such an
idiot."

Stagar tells you, "Real brotherly."

You look at Stagar with a raised eyebrow and say, "Pssshhhh..."

You say, "Ruin what moment."

The corners of Stagar's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Stagar says, "THE moment."

Mell blinks.

Marquessa Mell Xandul, Solitary Prophetess says, "What moment?"

You say, "Dont guilt trip me, asshat."

Mell gives a horrified gasp.

You say, "You've been gone for years."

Mell blushes furiously.

You say, "And expect me to be at your beck and call when you return."

Stagar says, "Yes, and i'm proably going to stay gone cause I don't like this
place."

You say, "Im a busy man."

Stagar says, "Buuuut someone had to talk mushy."
)
You chuckle long and heartily at Stagar.

Stagar says, "So see.."

Marquessa Mell Xandul, Solitary Prophetess says, "Ixion...mushy?"

Mell ponders the situation.

Stagar says, "Thats why i'm here."

Stagar says, "Cuase I wanted to ruin the moment."

You say to Mell, "No, Aesyra."

Comprehension flashes across Mell's face.

Stagar says, "What about Aesyra?"

Stagar tilts his head curiously.

You say, "The someone who talked mushy."

Stagar says, "And don't tell her I stopped by, she gets upset whenever I pop
in."

Marquessa Mell Xandul, Solitary Prophetess says to you, "Was confusing me.
You've never gotten 'mushy'"

Stagar mumbles incoherently.

Stagar says, "Well then, now that i've sufficiently ruined the moment and Mell
will know not to tell me these things anymore..shall I depat and let you
continue attemping to get into the viscanti's err.."

You tell Marquessa Mell Xandul, Solitary Prophetess, "Dont bother trying to
make sense of stagar."

Stagar says, "Do viscanti wear pants?"

Stagar says, "Or..what do they wear?"

Mell blinks.

Mell tells you, "He's odd."

Marquessa Mell Xandul, Solitary Prophetess says, "I'm wearing a robe."

You tell Marquessa Mell Xandul, Solitary Prophetess, "You have no idea."

Mell peers at Stagar unscrupulously.

Stagar says, "The viscanti's robe?"

You say, "They wear the same thing as everyone else."

Mell says, "Pssshhhh..."

Stagar says, "I find that hard to believe."

Marquessa Mell Xandul, Solitary Prophetess says, "I do not."

Marquessa Mell Xandul, Solitary Prophetess says, "My robes are special."

Stagar says, "I wear Dracnari-only clothing."

You say to Mell, "Sure sure."

The corners of Mell's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Stagar says, "Speaking of which...you look a little pale."

Marquessa Mell Xandul, Solitary Prophetess says to you, "They are. I'm the only
one with them right now."

Mell nods her head at herself.

Stagar says, "Is something wrong with your scails?"

You say, "Im a human."

Stagar sways his scaled tail back and forth contentedly.

You cough softly.

Your declaration of intent to bear arms against Stagar has expired.

Stagar gives a horrified gasp.

Stagar says, "Human?"

Mell blinks.

You have emoted: Ixion sways his evovled form back and forth.

Marquessa Mell Xandul, Solitary Prophetess says to Stagar, "I have more scales
than he does."

Stagar says, "If my swords hadn't decayed i'd put you out of your frail, human
body's misery."

You cackle hellishly.

Stagar says, "Or..did my swords decay?"

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Mell blinks.

Mell says, "Pssshhhh..."

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Marquessa Mell Xandul, Solitary Prophetess says, "I think he looks better as a
human."

Mell shrugs helplessly.

You stare deep into Stagar's soul and discern that:
Stagar's health stands at 4728/4857.
Stagar's mana stands at 4578/4578.
Stagar's ego stands at 4020/4020.
Stagar's power stands at 10/10.

Marquessa Mell Xandul, Solitary Prophetess says, "Not that that matters a ton
but hey."

You say, "Bro in law, you cant even tickle me."

Tears fill Stagar's eyes and begin to slowly run down his face.

You say, "Sorry man."

Stagar says, "Yes I can.."

Stagar tickles you mercilessly!

You roll your eyes.

Stagar says, "Laugh, bitch!"

Stagar slaps you on the cheek.

You slap Stagar on the cheek.

Stagar gives a horrified gasp.

Stagar says to Mell, "He hit me.."

You say, "No this is hitting."
7974h, 2287m, 4246e, 10p exk- (M- 24) Target: stagar

You swing a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword at Stagar. You strike his
right arm, barely cutting through the skin.

You swing a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword at Stagar. You cut his
right arm, striking a major artery which splurts blood in all directions.

Tears fill Stagar's eyes and begin to slowly run down his face.

Marquessa Mell Xandul, Solitary Prophetess says to Stagar, "He's swung a sword
at me before."

Mell shrugs helplessly.

You stare deep into Stagar's soul and discern that:
Stagar's health stands at 2853/4857.
Stagar's mana stands at 4578/4578.
Stagar's ego stands at 4020/4020.
Stagar's power stands at 10/10.

You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at Mell.
You connect!

Mell twirls her staff above herself and brings it crashing down on your left
arm. A bone breaks with an audible snap, rendering the limb useless.

Mell peers at you unscrupulously.

Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.

Stagar says, "Now then...mell, be sure and tell this guy how to contact me
after I leave."

You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your arms.
The bones in your left arm mend.

Stagar says, "<>"

Mell gives Stagar a respectful salute.

Stagar grows still and his lips begin to move silently.

Marquessa Mell Xandul, Solitary Prophetess says, "Yah boss."

Mell rolls her eyes.

You roll your eyes.

Mell leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at Stagar.
Mell connects.

Stagar says, "I'm going to bleed to ddeath before I can quit."

Marquessa Mell Xandul, Solitary Prophetess says, "Arsehat."

Stagar rolls on the floor, laughing.

You feel that Mell deserves some congratulations and you clap wildly.

Stagar turns pallid and drops to the ground.
You have slain Stagar. Over 2 minutes after the two little swings
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
Stagar drops some golden sovereigns onto the ground.

The soul of Stagar says, "Thats funny."

Mell blinks.

You cackle hellishly.

You cackle hellishly.

You cackle hellishly.

You cackle hellishly.

You cackle hellishly.

The soul of Stagar swirls in the air like a sparkling whirlwind, then vanishes
in a flash of chromatic colours.

You tell Stagar, "You bastard!!! You made me lose karma."

Mell rolls on the floor, laughing.

You say, "You tell Stagar, "You bastard!!! You made me lose karma.""

Marquessa Mell Xandul, Solitary Prophetess says, "Oh that's not funny. But it
is."

Mell whispers soothing words to you.

You say, "How long was that, 3 mins?"

Stagar tells you, "Thats hillarious."

Edit: Summarily, one cut artery is overpowered nerf nerf nerf!

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