*lures Raezon with 14 hour homemade spaghetti sauce.....homemade fresh bread......*

Rare, very rare bred...
At the moment, I like girls. A girl that's all snuggly and caring and nice and that enjoys it to just be with me and talk to me. A girl that should be really humorous. A girl who'd like to go out as much as to sit at home with me, having an evening of being together, cuddling together and all. Not even sex, yeah.
Anyway, since I just don't seem to attract that kind of girl, I'll never get that dream come true...but well...one can dream, can't I. :/

That sounds about right, yeah.. Mm... *dream*

*G* I wouldn't mind a being, that could do that, virtual, imagination, or anything, just someone who will be there, no questions.

Oi, no laughing.

That isnt a laugh.. this is a laugh

Aww, how cute, a titter.

Sounds good to me too. Good to see I'm not the only straight guy here...

You're not alone. I for one still value the female reproductive system.

You'd be surprised most women value the male reproductive system

Having soap bubble fights at school while washing dishs (my evil computer teacher made us clean out this nasty kitchen at school)

Overhearing guys in my class talk about all the means girls they don't like and then quietly hearing one of them mention that no one in the classroom is like that.. then noticing I'm the only girl in the room..

Watching the Rhysus look a like dance.. and trying very hard not to hyperventilate from laughing. That boy is so cute..

Being able to look at one of my female friends and just die laughing for no reason other then looking at them and then they start laughing too. People think we're insane.

I am rediscovering cooking now.

I whipped up a chicken pasta with honey and basil and lemon and a bunch of veggies, it was nice. Had to substitute a few things because I couldn't find what I wanted, but it worked.

Oh and I have an idea in my head for a honey basil and cashew nut chicken stirfry. Should be grand.

Home made alfredo sauce

I like making my own pizza.. Oh and there is this stuff that I make at thanksgiving with spinach, sausage, turkey, garlic, and mushrooms in it.. that stuff owns.

I make stuff my family likes but I hate (psh you wish you knew) and I'm still cooking for them get a life sasha

...

Okay, add this one to the list:

A huge mug of Mountain Dew with way too much ice in it.

Mmmmm!

You can make ICE?

You must give me the seeecreeeet!!!

You must journey into the lands of Val'halador and collect the Three Stones of Virtue, along with the interior liver of a Rock Thalos, ensuring that not a single drop of it's blood touches your skin or else you would surely perish....

Meh you get the picture. It's a hard, long, journey that ends up with little or no real rewards.