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by Viravain

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Unknown2005-10-24 13:19:50
a Hajamin-Diamante chat, me as a third person. Gotta love Gods faesummoning swords wink.gif


An ornate twin-bladed lance comes crashing down from above, exploding in a
brilliant display of light. When the light reaches its previous levels, you
notice Lord Hajamin standing where the lance had fallen.

Hajamin rolls on the floor, laughing.

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "You might want this."

Hajamin gives a vine-wreathed broadsword of pure gold to Diamante, the Dawn
Breaker.

Diamante flashes Hajamin a joyous smile.

Diamante sucks thoughtfully on his teeth.

A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a
vine-wreathed broadsword of pure gold.

Eyod peers about himself unscrupulously.

"Heh heh heh" Diamante chuckles.

Hajamin chuckles long and heartily.

Diamante, the Dawn Breaker says, "Who had it?"

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Think I found the problem."

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "I umm... faesummoned it..."

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Some how."

Diamante, the Dawn Breaker says, "The arm miswave?"

Eyod's eyes bug out as he boggles in amazement.

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Watch."

"Ok!" Diamante exclaims.

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Pick up your sword."

The bright sun shines down upon you.

A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a
vine-wreathed broadsword of pure gold.

Diamante picks up a vine-wreathed broadsword of pure gold.

A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a
vine-wreathed broadsword of pure gold.

Diamante picks up a vine-wreathed broadsword of pure gold.

Hajamin stumbles and pokes Himself in the eye.

Quartzling Eyod Mes'ard, Moondust's Sage says, "I hate to see that thing tickle
like a brownie."

The corners of Hajamin's mouth turn up as He grins mischievously.

Diamante snickers softly to himself.

"Heh heh heh" Hajamin chuckles.

A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a
vine-wreathed broadsword of pure gold.

Diamante, the Dawn Breaker says, "I wanna faesummon 1000 credits."

"Heh heh heh" Hajamin chuckles.

Diamante snickers softly to himself.

Diamante coughs softly.

The corners of Eyod's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Diamante, the Dawn Breaker says, "Almost in the top 20."

Diamante strikes a pose.

Hiriako arrives following Druidess Anarane, of the Hart.
You hear a rustling and turn to see Anarane emerging from the undergrowth.
Laughing merrily, a pixie flutters in from the ether.

A pixie giggles and flies up into the branches of the Moonhart Mother Tree,
disappearing in a flash of green.
Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart says, "Ah, thank you for returning the lost
one. Please accept this gold with my thanks."

Hiriako Myeras says, "I'm not too good with the area of the forest the Flame is
in...never have been, I admit."
Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart says, "As long as the flame burns, we are safe
from Crow."

Ibaesha stands up and stretches her arms out wide.

Diamante, the Dawn Breaker says, "Well."

A shiny new leaf unfurls on the Moonhart Mother Tree, a symbol of new growth.

Diamante, the Dawn Breaker says, "Bit of a ways."

"Heh heh heh" Diamante chuckles.

Anarane puts some gold sovereigns in a canvas backpack.

A silver nut drops down from the branches above and lands gently at your feet.

Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart says, "The mother thanks you for returning her
lost children and gives you her fruit."
Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart smiles radiantly.

Ibaesha leaves to the north.

Quartzling Eyod Mes'ard, Moondust's Sage says, "This is what happens when you
don't leave the wicca to the wiccans."

Diamante, the Dawn Breaker says, "Another circlke or so."

"Ooohhhhhhhhhh," says Anarane.

Anarane picks up a nut from a moonhart tree.

"Heh heh heh" Diamante chuckles.

Hiriako leaves, following Druidess Anarane, of the Hart.
Anarane leaves to the north.

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "I thought it was interesting."

Diamante nods his head emphatically.

Eyod nods his head in agreement.
hmm

You put your hands on your hips and go "Hmmm!"

A striped badger snuffles about the area curiously.

Diamante, the Dawn Breaker says, "Now do it with beer."

Diamante nods his head sagely.

Diamante coughs softly.

"Heh heh heh" Hajamin chuckles.

Quartzling Eyod Mes'ard, Moondust's Sage says, "Could be worse, could have
summoned his armour."

Diamante snickers softly to himself.
ct the Golden Lord just faesummoned some swords.. how odd, he must have a little bit of Moondancer in him

(Serenwilde): You say, "The Golden Lord just faesummoned some swords.. how odd,
he must have a little bit of Moondancer in him."

(Serenwilde): Diamante says, "They were my swords, heh."

(Serenwilde): Diamante says, "Well, their his too I suppose."

(Serenwilde): Diamante says, "*they're."

"Heh heh heh" Diamante chuckles.

Diamante, the Dawn Breaker says, "Well...."
ct ooh, the ones that He made for you? I thought they had been lost?

(Serenwilde): You say, "Ooh, the ones that He made for you? I thought they had
been lost?"

A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a
vine-wreathed broadsword of pure gold.

Diamante, the Dawn Breaker has transferred 25 credits to you.

Hajamin chuckles long and heartily.

Hajamin blinks.

Quartzling Eyod Mes'ard, Moondust's Sage says, "Maybe next time you'll be able
to summon the whole of Diamante and use him like a fae."
slap diamante

You slap Diamante on the cheek.

Diamante snickers softly to himself.

"Ewwwwwwww!" says Eyod to Diamante.
say to diamante stop that!

You say to Diamante, "Stop that!"

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Uuuh, super fae."

"Heh heh heh" Diamante chuckles.
grab nymph

You grab protectively at a wood nymph.

Diamante, the Dawn Breaker says, "I would own pooka."

Quartzling Eyod Mes'ard, Moondust's Sage says to Diamante, "Got me all
excited."

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Watch for the announce."
faesummon pooka

A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a pooka.

Diamante, the Dawn Breaker says, "Ok!"

A sprite flies up and places a hand on your head, channeling mana to you.

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "And pick up your sword."

You have recovered equilibrium.

"Ok!" Diamante exclaims.

Diamante picks up a vine-wreathed broadsword of pure gold.

Lord Hajamin spins the Lance of Brilliance above His head, causing a blinding
light to flood the area. When your vision returns, you realize He is no longer
standing here.

Sunlight bellows across the realm, revealing the full glory of the majestic
sun's luminous presence as he climbs higher into the sky.

Diamante places his hands on the Moonhart Mother Tree and disappears in a
fountain of pulsating energy.
ct well that was interesting

(Serenwilde): You say, "Well that was interesting."

(Serenwilde): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Heh."

(Serenwilde): Eyod says, "A learning experience."

(Serenwilde): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "The Father is a fun one
indeed."

A centaur hunter nods respectfully to Diamante.
The Moonhart Mother Tree suddenly flares with pulsating energy as Diamante
steps through.

Diamante's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

Diamante ceases to wield a vine-wreathed broadsword of pure gold in his left
hand.

Diamante begins to wield a vine-wreathed broadsword of pure gold in his left
hand.

Diamante begins to wield a vine-wreathed broadsword of pure gold in his right
hand.

Diamante waves about an unadorned darksteel rapier energetically.

Diamante proudly shows off an unadorned darksteel rapier:
Plain and unassuming in appearance, this matte darksteel rapier was
created to kill rather than look pretty dangling from someone's hip. The
blade is slender and double-edged, tapering down to a vicious point, its
dark grey surface striated from folding as the blade was forged. It
bears a cup guard to protect the hands, set above a hilt wrapped in a
fine hatched mesh of steel wire terminating in a carefully weighted
pommel.


(Serenwilde): Eyod says, "Maybe we can induct him as a seeker and train him up
properly."

Diamante sticks his tongue out and says 'Ack.'
heh

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

Diamante proudly shows off a vine-wreathed broadsword of pure gold:
The hilt of this broadsword is crafted so expertly it appears until you inspect
it closely to be formed entirely of wreathed vines, their roughened surfaces
making a perfect grip. A crescent-moon shaped crossbar rests above the grip,
the tips of it pointing upwards, and a razor-sharp, smooth blade rises out from
it. This blade, while being around the same size and shape as any other
broadsword blade, is forged entirely from purest Celestial gold, gleaming in
even the smallest light. Strangely, it is not overly heavy for such an amount
of gold, but rather is perfectly balanced with the rest of the sword, allowing
both finesse and extraordinary strength.


(Serenwilde): Diamante says, "Pffft."
ct I doubt there is much we could teach Him

(Serenwilde): You say, "I doubt there is much we could teach Him."

(Serenwilde): Derian says, "Might be fun to try though."
erm

You look up into the air for divine inspiration.



Hajamin=great biggrin.gif I enjoyed the imagine of him poofing in, and rolling around on the floor to start laugh.gif
Richter2005-10-24 13:52:02
QUOTE(shadow @ Oct 23 2005, 01:14 AM)
Archon Richter Carthan shouts, "Narsrim, you stupid, petty, worthless piece of
trash!"
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You guys missed the next one, where I told him I hoped he died a thousand deaths, each more painful than the last, and that if I had the power to do so, I'd rip out his eyes and feed them to his screaming family, as I set them alight one by one.

Narsrim randomly jumped me, and I didn't understand what he was babbling about (tried exploring the catacombs, the zmud map showed more rooms, but all I found was three empty ones, and so I was leaving when he showed up). I died twice, which ticked me off, and so I tried to transfer some of that into my character, instead of just saying "omfg griefer!" in the game. Richter can be quite evil sometimes. happy.gif
Tsuki2005-10-24 15:01:36
(Moondancers): Eyod says, "My Seeker vanished."

(Moondancers): Rhassi says, "Other people did as well."

(Moondancers): Suzari says, "They do that sometimes. Message Eyod to get it
into project 60."

(Moondancers): Eyod says, "I'm messaging myself right now."


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Terenas2005-10-24 18:18:52
(Bellator Societas): Thorgal says, "I love my hexes script."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Psh."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "In the day that I was a Moondancer."

(Bellator Societas): Eiru says, "I'll have a few specialized solo-hex attacks,
a few for double hexing and a couple for just drawing the full sex."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "I just throw hex blah and draw hex blah in one
macro."

(Bellator Societas): Luthe says, "Full sex really Eiru."

(Bellator Societas): Eiru says, "You freak."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Damn, now that's a dedicated Mudsexer."
Shorlen2005-10-24 20:51:33
Kariol shouts, "They're coming, all! And no, they're not attacking."

Kariol coalesces from within the sparkling light of the fountain.

Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.

Kariol twiddles his thumbs.

You say to Kariol, "You just mailed them all to everyone, didn't you?"

Kariol shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Kariol says, "Maybe.."

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Heh heh heh" Kiarlea chuckles.

Kariol says, "Poor postal birds. They'll be tired after this."

Kariol chuckles long and heartily.

Kariol flaps his arms madly.

Kariol says, "Where are they?!"

Kariol squints suspiciously at his surroundings.

Kariol asks, "Why aren't they coming?"

Kariol sniffles softly.

Kariol asks, "Has anyone here received a letter yet?"

A white seagull glides in on a salty wind, drops a letter into your hands, then
majestically soars away back.

You see Kariol shout, "They're arriving! Enjoy."

High Meseiar Auroran Paige, Raziela's Seraph shouts, "I'm actually kinda
scared. Whats going on?"

Isune, the lost says, "Ah, the temptation to shout at everyone not to look up
with their mouth open..."



Shikari, the Predator says, "Now, Kariol, I have a reputation to uphold. It
will not do if I wander around covered in snapdragons."

Kiarlea's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Shikari's eyes sparkle with amusement at Kariol.

Kariol says, "Well, then, a manly one for You, Lord."

Kariol gives a vibrant sunflower to Shikari, the Predator.

Kiarlea gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Shikari, the Predator says, "Flowers are not My thing, but the sentiment is
appreciated."

Shikari's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Kariol's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

Isune, the lost looks thoughtful and says, "Sunflowers are manly?"

Kariol says, "A black rose would perhaps have been more appropriate, but I gave
out the last one a little while ago."

Kariol smiles impishly and says to Isune, "I think it's better than a pink
carnation."
Soll2005-10-24 21:05:05
QUOTE
Leef La'Saet shouts, "Thank you Flower Man, whoever you are, for the lovely
rose."

Sage Suzari of the Twilight shouts, "Kariooool."

Rashat, Seren Brave shouts, "Thankee."
Shorlen2005-10-24 21:20:51
An elegant white letter snarls, and lunges at Kariol for the kill.
Kaileigh2005-10-24 21:24:29
(Spouts): Thillieir says, "Hajamin? That wimp? Should've offered them to a real god...can Hajamin listen to this channel by any chance?"

(Spouts): You say, "He can hear his name."

(Spouts): You say, "Anywhere."

(Spouts): Shamarah says, "Gods can hear anything they wish."

(Spouts): Thillieir says, "I didn't say Hajamin, I swear."

(Spouts): Saori says, "They are Divine after all..."

(Spouts): Thillieir says, "Well, I'm still alive..."
Kiarlea2005-10-24 21:53:31
Shikari, the Predator says, "It is rather amusing, Isune, that one of the few
things that totally unites the Havens is a loathing of that damned lute."
Kiarlea2005-10-24 22:01:27
Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor says, "For beings that don't require food, ye
boyos seem to like to eat."

Isune eats a slice of luscious chocolate and strawberry swirl cheesecake with
obvious gusto.

Shikari's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Shikari, the Predator says, "Cheesecake, Tully, makes the world go round."

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says, "I believe Isune has cornered the cheesecake market."

Shikari taps His nose knowingly.

Nucoras utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Isune, the lost says, "I like food, people make such an art out of it..."

Shikari, the Predator says, "One of the secrets of creation."
Kiarlea2005-10-24 23:03:22
Shikari, the Predator says, "Kariol is wandering around My Fulcrux, spitting on
it."

Isune, the lost says, "That's just asking for a hurting."
Kiarlea2005-10-24 23:10:44
And continued....


Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says, "Want us to deal with him?"

You nod your head sagely at Isune.

Shikari, the Predator says, "Not Isune's, as far as I know."

Shikari, the Predator says, "I am more than capalble of handling it."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Shikari raises His hands and sends a bolt of burning blue fire towards Kariol.

The corners of Nucoras's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

You say, "Obviously You didn't make enough of an impression last time."

Shikari, the Predator says, "Hmm. Dear Me, My aim seems a little off."

Shikari, the Predator says, "Let Me try again."

Nucoras tilts his head and listens intently.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Shikari raises His hands and sends a bolt of burning blue fire towards Kariol.

Shikari's eyes sparkle with amusement.


A few minutes later...

With a flourish, Shikari draws a curved, razor-sharp black longsword from a
charred scabbard of carved bone.

With a flourish, Shikari draws a curved, razor-sharp black longsword from a
charred scabbard of carved bone.

Shikari, the Predator says, "Oh, dear. Someone is defiling My Fulcrux, it'd
seem."

Isune, the lost says to Shikari, "You're a walking armory..."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Shikari, the Predator says to Isune, "One of My claims to fame."

Shikari's eyes sparkle with amusement at Isune.

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says, "Nothing wrong with that."

Nucoras nods his head sagely.

Shikari, the Predator says, "One never knows when one might need a razor-sharp
blade on top of a seven foot long polearm."

Shikari tickles a huge black halberd mercilessly!

Isune, the lost says, "Scary..."

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says to Shikari, "You need a bottle,
though. Nothing strikes fear into the top of someone's skull quite as well."
Kiarlea2005-10-24 23:24:29
(Braves): Morzox says, "A pixie just punched my butt to test firmness. And it
was a male. I feel disturbed now...."
Shorlen2005-10-24 23:44:40
QUOTE(munsia @ Oct 24 2005, 07:31 PM)
laughing1.gif everyone loves our worthless elfen guards. The most vain guards that exist
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They're PRETTY though!

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And on topic:

Isune, the lost says, "Conceivably it could be said that everyone was made from
the same Yudhe-stuff..."

Isune, the lost looks confused and says, "Ooh, that's a little creepy to think
about."

You say to Isune, "So, procreation is incest...?"

Shikari, the Predator says, "Possibly. Which means we're possibly all second
cousins, once removed."

Shikari's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Isune, the lost looks thoughtful and says, "Suddenly the cosmos' gene pool
seems that much smaller..."




EDIT - a bit later,

Isune, the lost silently counts on Her fingers, tipping Her head to one side.
"So maybe I should tell Elcyrion that we need to call everyone little
unknown-but-potentially-close-in-a-bred-down-sort-of-way relatives..."
Kiarlea2005-10-24 23:59:19
They just keep coming in...


Anarane hiccups suddenly.

Druidess Anarane, of the Hart says, "Where is my mentor."

You say, "Who's your mentor?"

Volucer hiccups suddenly.

Druidess Anarane, of the Hart says, "Elryn."

Druidess Anarane, of the Hart says, "I havnt seen him since last month."

You say, "He hides a lot."

Shikari, the Predator says, "Oh, dear. Best not mention that you've been
associating with Me to him."

Shikari taps His nose knowingly.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

You say, "Yes, Elryn's a bit... anti-Glomdoring."

Druidess Anarane, of the Hart says, "A bit?"

The corners of Anarane's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Shikari, the Predator says, "One could say he doesn't like Me very much."

Shikari's eyes sparkle with amusement.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

High Wisdom Shorlen Mes'ard of the Moondance says to Shikari, "I could never
have guessed such a thing!"

Shorlen peers about himself unscrupulously.

High Wisdom Shorlen Mes'ard of the Moondance says to Shikari, "I just think
Your forest should be uprooted, cleansed with flame, and replanted somewhere a
bit cleaner - nothing against You personally."
Vix2005-10-25 00:10:39
(Serenwilde): Suzari says, "Aie, tailors, we need 3 bra's !"
(Serenwilde): Rinna says, "We're getting droopy!"

I swear I'm going to go on a rampage someday...
Shamarah2005-10-25 01:47:09
Completely out of the blue. Silly novices.


Nogard tells you, "Do you have any credits on you."

Pupil Nogard (Male Dracnari).
He is 16 years old, having been born on the 22nd of Urlachmar, 115 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Pedestrian in the Fellowship of Explorers
He is a member of the clan called 'The Black Soil Conclave.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Iniquitous Lyceum.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Vaeros Barosi.'
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
In Acknor, he helped the orcs raise a new chieftain.

You tell Pupil Nogard, "No."

Nogard tells you, "Ok."
Shayle2005-10-25 02:23:20
QUOTE
(Glomdoring): Richter (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "I hate this
place, just so you all know."
2816h, 4370m, 4148e, 10p exk-

(Glomdoring): Xavius says, "Pssh. Ever hunted the Mountains of Madness?"
2816h, 4370m, 4148e, 10p exk-more

(Glomdoring): Xavius says, "Water's a cakewalk."
2816h, 4370m, 4148e, 10p exk-
(Glomdoring): Richter (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Mountains are
easier."
2816h, 4370m, 4148e, 10p exk-
(Glomdoring): Richter (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Because you don't
have to SWIM everywhere!"

(Various commune disbelievers and comments about waterwalk enchantments)


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Narsrim2005-10-25 02:24:28
order munsia fondle monk
You order a pooka entity to manipulate Munsia.

Munsia reaches over and fondles a monk disciple in grey robes erotically.
A monk disciple in grey robes places his hands together and bows slightly, eyes closed.
Shayle2005-10-25 02:25:26
ah he strikes again!

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(Glomdoring): Richter (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Wow, talk about
overpowering."
2816h, 4370m, 4148e, 10p exk-
(Glomdoring): Ciaran says, "Huh?"
2816h, 4370m, 4148e, 10p exk-
(Glomdoring): Richter (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "I'm getting a
tingly feeling here, makes me want to hug something."
2816h, 4370m, 4148e, 10p exk-
(Glomdoring): Richter (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Time to leave!"


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