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by Viravain

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Unknown2006-04-09 02:00:08
Sano figuring out Murphy/Thorgal's system:

Sano Fireheart-Mes'ard says, "Wow, Thorgal/Murphys system sucks."
Sano Fireheart-Mes'ard says, "Maybe I just didn't set it up right..."
Sano shrugs helplessly.
Sano Fireheart-Mes'ard says, "I'lljust slap em later."
Sano Fireheart-Mes'ard says, "Some of it works."
Sano Fireheart-Mes'ard says, "Like when you parry me it says HE-PARRIED-YOUR-ATTACK-CHANGE-LIMBS-DICKHEAD."

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Xenthos2006-04-09 02:06:30
$5 says he didn't set the prompt up right. Many imported systems have that issue.
Nawat2006-04-09 07:34:53
With a wistful look on her face, Nymerya touches a shield bordered in moonstones.
(The Dark Carnival): Nymerya says, "I've been playing Aetolia too long."

Nymerya2006-04-09 07:40:43
I'm just going to cave, and set up all my stupid things like OUTC to be OUTR, Touch shield to be evoke pentagram... *weep*

Aetolia gets to you, I swear.
Ixion2006-04-09 07:47:35
You tell Princess Yrael Peulus, "Nice title."
Yrael tells you, "I'm the real Shayle."
You tell Princess Yrael Peulus, "Actually you have catarin's titles."
Yrael tells you, "Son of a $%&^&."
Soll2006-04-09 08:08:11
I see the Peulus family is finally spreading. biggrin.gif
Yrael2006-04-09 09:57:18
STFUKTHXBAI. The only person more mentally deficient than the entire group of the Peulus family put together is Marpessa. I DID NOT CONSENT TO THAT TITLE.
Shayle2006-04-09 19:09:10
QUOTE(Ixion @ Apr 9 2006, 03:47 AM) 277284

You tell Princess Yrael Peulus, "Nice title."
Yrael tells you, "I'm the real Shayle."
You tell Princess Yrael Peulus, "Actually you have catarin's titles."
Yrael tells you, "Son of a $%&^&."


Wannabe. kiss.gif

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Narsrim2006-04-09 19:21:45
The voices of the Norns tell you, "You available?"



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Norns is trying to get your attention. (2006/04/09 18:51)
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**BEEP**

**BEEP**

**BEEP**

You tell The Norns, Administrators of Fate, "I am."

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<3 The Norns.
Penelope2006-04-09 20:00:23
QUOTE(Narsrim @ Apr 9 2006, 03:21 PM) 277437

The voices of the Norns tell you, "You available?"



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Norns is trying to get your attention. (2006/04/09 18:51)
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**BEEP**

**BEEP**

**BEEP**

You tell The Norns, Administrators of Fate, "I am."

=====================================================================

<3 The Norns.


Hehe, that's cute. But, being the sarcastic person I can be I'd probably tell them "No, I'm seeing someone."
Vix2006-04-10 01:42:24
Shiri Gave peace a chance. Didn't work. says:
(Bellator Societas): You say, "M6y keyb4oard is adding in random6 numb4ers."

Shiri Gave peace a chance. Didn't work. says:
M^y m6um6 tried to clean it...she didn't take the b4atteries out first. >_<£


Hehe.
Shiri2006-04-10 01:43:04
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Saran2006-04-10 08:56:35
QUOTE(Narsrim @ Apr 10 2006, 05:21 AM) 277437

The voices of the Norns tell you, "You available?"



******************************************************************************
Norns is trying to get your attention. (2006/04/09 18:51)
******************************************************************************

**BEEP**

**BEEP**

**BEEP**

You tell The Norns, Administrators of Fate, "I am."

=====================================================================

<3 The Norns.


I've had that but with Estarra when I was getting my pet
Unknown2006-04-10 23:12:47
You sent the following message to Daxera: I'm always up for a bit of chit-chat.
Daxera would like you to know that: Hello! You have reached Billy, the
Answering Magic Mouth Service for Daxera Falathrim. Daxera is apparently
unavailable at the moment, so please leave a clear message with a minimum of
background noise. The sound of keys being shaken -will- set her off on a quest
for shparklies. You have been warned. *boop*.

It always depresses me when someone truly interesting joins Celest. Gimmie. sad.gif
Shyshaeia2006-04-10 23:19:58
QUOTE(Temporary_Guido @ Apr 10 2006, 07:12 PM) 278039

You sent the following message to Daxera: I'm always up for a bit of chit-chat.
Daxera would like you to know that: Hello! You have reached Billy, the
Answering Magic Mouth Service for Daxera Falathrim. Daxera is apparently
unavailable at the moment, so please leave a clear message with a minimum of
background noise. The sound of keys being shaken -will- set her off on a quest
for shparklies. You have been warned. *boop*.

It always depresses me when someone truly interesting joins Celest. Gimmie. sad.gif


wub.gif Thats our Dax, and you can't have her. Legacy Supremacy!! Well, she is trying to get eveyone in the Legacy of the Pilgrim to set thier motto to that. So far half the clan has done so. I shall resisit temptation. tongue.gif
Shiri2006-04-11 06:37:04
(Moondancers): Azalya says, "Let's start with.. what's a hex."
(Moondancers): Zenji (from the Aetherways) says, "Just nature curse it."
(Moondancers): Tialyn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I am practicing my
hexes to see what they do."
You say, "HELP HEXES."
(Moondancers): You say, "You can't hex denizens that way."
(Moondancers): Zenji (from the Aetherways) says, "They help you afflict other
adventurers, they do not work on denizens."
Azalya, Child of Moonlight says, "You're a moondancer?"
You say, "WTF."
You say, "YES."
Azalya flaps her arms madly.
Azalya, Child of Moonlight says, "I forgot!"
You say, "I've been a Moondancer for as long as you!"
You say, "Almost."
Azalya peers about herself unscrupulously.
You say, "What the heck guild did you think I was in!?"
You tickle Azalya mercilessly!
Azalya, Child of Moonlight says, "That didn't stop you from PLOTTING MY DEATH."
You cringe pathetically.
You say, "Ok, fine."
You stick out your tongue and say, "Let's call this a draw."
"Ok!" Azalya exclaims.
The corners of Azalya's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.
The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

unsure.gif I don't normally say things like "wtf" out loud but given how much I talk to Azalya that totally stunned me...
Shiri2006-04-11 06:48:16
Richter says:
What's the forest equivalent of a mage?
Shiri says:
...a druid.
Richter says:
ooh, thanks
Richter says:
(I ignored mostly everyone within my commune except for the warriors)
Richter says:
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Shiri says:
Man, I still don't know how you play Lusternia for a year and a half and don't know that.
Richter says:
*twiddle*

Seriously, that takes effort. wacko.gif
Unknown2006-04-11 07:06:02
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3460h, 4882m, 4882e, 10p exk-
Avaerin lauches into the aetherways.
Hanging in astral space.
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There is an aetherways dock here connected to an ocean made of living steel.
Avaerin floats here in aether.
Breaking through astral space, a tendril of Kethuru wavers sinuously here.
Breaking through astral space, a tendril of Kethuru wavers sinuously here.
Breaking through astral space, a tendril of Kethuru wavers sinuously here.
Libra is to the southeast.
Cancer is to the east.
Aries is to the northeast.
3460h, 4882m, 4882e, 10p exk-

Kethuru welcomes us to Astral...


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3460h, 4882m, 4882e, 10p exk-
A tendril of Kethuru enters from the northeast on the aetherways.
A tendril of Kethuru enters from the northeast on the aetherways.
A tendril of Kethuru enters from the northeast on the aetherways.
A tendril of Kethuru enters from the northeast on the aetherways.
A tendril of Kethuru enters from the northeast on the aetherways.

3460h, 4882m, 4882e, 10p exk-
Avaerin shudders and shakes as a tendril of Kethuru rips apart her hull.
Avaerin shudders and shakes as a tendril of Kethuru rips apart her hull.

Oh... we're so going to die once all the hordes catch up to us..
Xenthos2006-04-11 14:45:08
At the Pool of Stars:

Hope's Defender, Lord Thoros La'Saet leaps up over Munsia's head and brings his foot down crashing on her head, splitting her skull and sending blood and gore everywhere.

Fear the roleplay of the Emote...
Unknown2006-04-11 16:50:32
You pet a golden dragon turtle ingratiatingly.
A golden dragon turtle smiles happily.

You say, "Thats where she was."

Silimaur pats a golden dragon turtle in a friendly manner.
A golden dragon turtle lets out a blood-curdling scream.

"Eep!", Silimaur screams in fright.

With a golden dragon turtle's head retracted into her shell, she surges forward
and crashes violently into Silimaur.

Silimaur gives a golden dragon turtle the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

You order a golden dragon turtle to assume a passive stance.
With seeming reluctance, a golden dragon turtle obeys your command.

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Sir Silimaur, Shakiniel's Charge says, "He doesnt like me."