Lisaera likes smelling feces and you like eating them. You two would make a great team!

They should just let Yrael ascend and become the third Magnagoran god.

No, they shouldn't. Then he'll just have more powers with which to steal.

Imagine all the offerings he'd get from little novices who want to be thieves.

It would be like stealing, only the loot comes to you.

Fahar arrives from the south.
2897h, 2579m, 2407e, 10p, 13385en, 11795w ex-stand
You get up off a celestial throne of rich hues.
2897h, 2579m, 2407e, 10p, 13385en, 11795w ex-
Squire Fahar, of the Armies of Light says, "Damn it."
2897h, 2579m, 2407e, 10p, 13385en, 11795w ex-cough
You cough softly.
2897h, 2579m, 2407e, 10p, 13385en, 11795w ex-
Squire Fahar, of the Armies of Light says, "Go ahead."
2897h, 2579m, 2407e, 10p, 13385en, 11795w ex-
Fahar leaves to the south.
2897h, 2579m, 2407e, 10p, 13385en, 11795w ex-sit on throne
You sit yourself down on a celestial throne of rich hues and make yourself
comfortable.

(Celest): You say, "Are you a pedantic presenter of paradigms? A cautious conceiver of conspicuous quarrels? An analytical aspirant of ascending anything associated with argumentative arrangements? Join the New Celest Debating Tournament today! "
(Celest): Raizan (from the Aetherways) says, "Ha!"
(Celest): Rauros says, "My brain just shrunk."
(Celest): Bandeon (from the Aetherways) says, "... tha' made me 'ead 'urt."
(Celest): Turgeis (from the Aetherways) says, "Tzekelkan, those kind of
announcements give me heart attacks!"
(Celest): Raizan (from the Aetherways) says, "Slightly redundant..."
(Celest): Tekora says, "Wow, Tzek. How many brain cells did you burn thinking
that up?"
(Celest): Lanoth says, "Those kinds of TOURNAMENTS give people heartattacks."

The replies came in like mad one after the other in about one second's time. Just found them sadistically funny

Heir of Ellindel, Narsrim D'cente`, Prefect of Crones says, "Now stop wasting my time."

I found that particularly funny given he was raiding.

(Newbie): Mikau says, "You have the most awsome name ever bobbins."
(Newbie): Bobbins says, "Why thank you.".
(Newbie): Mikau says, "Its only the truth."

I thought it was kinda cute

Aww, about time Bobbins got some love. They always give it to Skein and Spindle...never to him.

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "There's a Shadowdancer novice named
"Armenia" ..."

Skein tells you, "I know...nothing wrong with that name."

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "Skein, it's a European country."

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "There was a genocide there that killed
millions of people near the turn of the century."

Skein tells you, "Well, I know that there is a country with the same name."

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "Oh, well so long as that's okay."

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "I have to say though, I'm tempted to
make a character called Finland."

Skein tells you, "And then?"

I can just imagine it...

Silly child has not obviously learned of Matt's decree on rice, and all affiliated skills tied in with it.

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Ashteru along the wall of the pit
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Who will win in this breathtaking duel, Ashteru or his challenger....Ashteru?

Horay for having no consistency whatsoever.

Give them a break, I don't think the guides have any say in what the rules should be, they just try and follow them. Even if the Guide made a note about it somewhere for future reference, I doubt they'd tell the player about it.

I've seen them disallow names for obscure references to a character in some book no one read 50 years ago, that no one on the forums, including myself, had ever heard of. Then a country is allowed. *shrug* Poor kid probably didn't even mean to name herself after a country, but it's the principle. I'll probably get on MSN and harass my guide friends until I figured out who it was, adn then taunt them mercilessly.

What an excellent way to assure that you will likely never obtain a guide position. Do not harass our volunteers.

I shall take Raezon's thong, Fain's mask and thong, beat Isune to death with a rigormortis-y Viravain and force feed Lisaera Terentia until she explodes.

Then I'll wear both thongs and prance around the basin in makeup to make myself feel pretty.

I'm just a little fancy.