Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Unknown2006-04-19 03:10:45
Dear, don't worry about it. Sarvasti, I'm pretty sure, is a name of Goddess...and no one, so far, has gotten on me for it. A name is a name is a name.
Yrael2006-04-19 10:08:54

Iblis tells you, "Daevos can see into the past, future, and any point in the
present."
2578h, 3985m, 2980e, 10p exk-

Iblis tells you, "He can also slow down time, and possesses the elemental power
of lightning and fire, each represented by a different nutsack."
2578h, 3985m, 2980e, 10p exk-

Iblis tells you, "He has FOUR TESTICLES."
2578h, 3985m, 2980e, 10p exk-

Iblis tells you, "HE CANNOT BE DEFEATED."
2578h, 3985m, 2980e, 10p exk-

You tell Harbinger Iblis d'Murani, "I built it and I still don't know what's
wrong with it."
2578h, 3985m, 2980e, 10p exk-

Iblis tells you, "He will hear the vibrations of my retitling you and then RIP
OFF MY NIPPLES."
Iblis2006-04-19 10:22:05
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Penelope2006-04-19 10:25:11
QUOTE(Iblis @ Apr 19 2006, 06:22 AM) 280515

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Hahaha, I love those Chuck Norris quotes.

Daevos has counted to infinity...twice!


Edit: To avoid a double post and simply because this amused me...Narsrim kills a guildhall.

QUOTE
2006/04/19 09:23:13 - Narsrim slew the Ebonglom Wyrdling that was loyal to you.
Xavius2006-04-19 12:29:43
That's why they included the back door. happy.gif
Iblis2006-04-19 15:34:00
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Heir of Ellindel, Narsrim D'cente`, Prefect of Crones yells, "Tsk tsk. Wearing
armour as a Nihilist that you shouldn't be able to wear."
3340h, 3568m, 4024e, 10p exkdb- < 16:32:07.910 >
A violent tremor rocks the land, causing the earth to shake and the ground to
buck beneath your feet.
3340h, 3568m, 4024e, 10p exkdb- < 16:32:11.980 >
Bowing his head, Telrath spits on the ground, and the spittle sizzles and
smokes.
From the earth, thin tendrils of sulfurous fumes rise up.
3340h, 3568m, 4024e, 10p exkdb- < 16:32:12.580 >
You yell, "I'm wearing robes, you dolt."


You know what they say, about thieves seeing their own kind everywhere. laugh.gif
Narsrim2006-04-19 15:42:03
QUOTE(Iblis @ Apr 19 2006, 11:34 AM) 280583

You know what they say, about thieves seeing their own kind everywhere. laugh.gif


Interestingly enough, someone sent me a copy of your description when you were a Nihilist wearing your field plate. I forced you to remove plate just to check, and you didn't seem happy. I assumed the worst - it may or may not have been true. I don't really care either way.
Iblis2006-04-19 15:44:32
QUOTE(Narsrim @ Apr 19 2006, 04:42 PM) 280585

Interestingly enough, someone sent me a copy of your description when you were a Nihilist wearing your field plate. I forced you to remove plate just to check, and you didn't seem happy. I assumed the worst - it may or may not have been true. I don't really care either way.

It was not true, either way. The moment I left the ur'Guard I removed my fieldplate and actually went around naked for three or four days before buying my robes. I don't like metagaming very much. smile.gif

EDIT: And I left the room because, insofar as I could tell, you weren't actually doing anything, aside from trying to thieve. I was fairly certain you'd attempt to hex-lock me and empty some of my vials.
Narsrim2006-04-19 15:50:37
QUOTE(Iblis @ Apr 19 2006, 11:44 AM) 280586

It was not true, either way. The moment I left the ur'Guard I removed my fieldplate and actually went around naked for three or four days before buying my robes. I don't like metagaming very much. smile.gif

EDIT: And I left the room because, insofar as I could tell, you weren't actually doing anything, aside from trying to thieve. I was fairly certain you'd attempt to hex-lock me and empty some of my vials.


I forced "remove plate." That's it. I just wanted to check.
Iblis2006-04-19 15:57:33
And it amused me sufficiently to hear you yell about it, for me to post it in the funnies.

I'm glad we've sorted that out; let's shut up now, eh?
Xenthos2006-04-19 18:05:20
Ashteru says, "Wtf is power for?"
Verithrax2006-04-19 22:13:42
(Celest): Gwilym (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Why does it burn when I go pee?"
Penelope2006-04-19 23:30:51
QUOTE
You hear a rustling and turn to see Xavius emerging from the undergrowth.
A shadowlord widowrider nods his head at Xavius.

A shadowlord widowrider shrieks, "Death to the enemies of Penelope!" and
approaches Xavius in a threatening manner.
A shadowlord widowrider shrieks, "Death to the enemies of Penelope!" and
approaches Xavius in a threatening manner.
A shadowlord widowrider shrieks, "Death to the enemies of Penelope!" and
approaches Xavius in a threatening manner.
A shadowlord widowrider shrieks, "Death to the enemies of Penelope!" and
approaches Xavius in a threatening manner.
A shadowlord widowrider shrieks, "Death to the enemies of Penelope!" and
approaches Xavius in a threatening manner.
A shadowlord widowrider shrieks, "Death to the enemies of Penelope!" and
approaches Xavius in a threatening manner.
A dark nighthag shrieks, "Death to the enemies of Penelope!" and approaches
Xavius in a threatening manner.
A dark nighthag shrieks, "Death to the enemies of Penelope!" and approaches
Xavius in a threatening manner.
A dark nighthag shrieks, "Death to the enemies of Penelope!" and approaches
Xavius in a threatening manner.

Xavius leaves to the down.

Xavius tells you, "I hate you too!"


Whoopsie...forgot to unenemy him after a spar. doh.gif roflmao.gif
Yrael2006-04-19 23:37:38
STI's are hot-hot-hot. I don't know why noone else doesn't get off at the mere thought of seepage, or a genital wart.
Vix2006-04-20 00:29:10
QUOTE(Penelope @ Apr 19 2006, 06:30 PM) 280729

Whoopsie...forgot to unenemy him after a spar. doh.gif roflmao.gif

You're allowed to seduce your guards? blink.gif
Stangmar2006-04-20 00:43:39
QUOTE
Heir of Ellindel, Narsrim D'cente`, Prefect of Crones yells, "Tsk tsk. Wearing
armour as a Nihilist that you shouldn't be able to wear."

I find that slightly amusing seeing as it isn't any different than a herbalist with the trans item of a jeweler.
ferlas2006-04-20 00:48:16
QUOTE(Penelope @ Apr 20 2006, 12:30 AM) 280729

Whoopsie...forgot to unenemy him after a spar. doh.gif roflmao.gif



GTS Penelope: I HAVNT INFULENCED THEM IN YEARS

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Yrael2006-04-20 03:25:09

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Will be fun
playing with my little wyrdlings."
Penelope2006-04-20 03:35:07
QUOTE(Vix @ Apr 19 2006, 08:29 PM) 280776

You're allowed to seduce your guards? blink.gif

I only did it one time about 2 RL months ago and they still seem to be in love with me. It makes me giggle. wub.gif
Diamante2006-04-20 03:35:51
hmph