I like Narsrim. His antics actually amuse me and make Lusternia more entertaining. Because I sit there wondering "Hrm...wonder when he's going to raid next?"

The Geomancers theft prevention help file basically says 'Ff you see Narsrim, run away!'

Try as you might, you just cannot seem to inflict harm upon yourself.
Laying your marble blocks one on top of each other, you carefully study Ashteru d'Illici, Ward of the Wyrd. Then, in a flurry of artistic dynamism, you chip away at the marble, spraying shards everywhere. You do not stop until you have created a statue of Saran and are satisfied it has captured the inner beauty and spirit of your model.


...wtf, I've seen various creatures when I try to sculpt but thats the first time I've seen another player

Some people say God is everywhere. Now we know this is true.


*smooth*

And that God has a terrible sense of humor

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Sooo many villages are peaced."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "I wonder what's up with that."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Because."
(Bellator Societas): Athana says, "I think more are peaced."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "It's only meant to be like a quarter plus
estelbar and delport."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Lusty is the realm of peace."
(Bellator Societas): Rakor says, "They are trying to bore us to death."
(Bellator Societas): Shayle (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "They are trying to
bore us to death."
(Bellator Societas): Rakor says, "...!@."

That was pretty cool...

*** Elly|Out is now known as Elaria
You're not out. Filthy ugly liar face.
Oh, fine.
Make me look stupider than normal.

found this funny for some reason:

Daereth Val'Itha, Blood of the Forest says, "Population dairuchi 8, celest 598."

edit: this was during the Dairuchi revolt (since it doesn't make much sense taken out of context)

(Grunts): Mjollnir says, "Requesting permission to leave the realms."



That's how the Ur'Guard roll. Our novices are disciplined.

Disciplined and named after Thor's hammer

With bad names, tsk tsk.

Haha, ninja-ed!

(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Woot we won."
A great battle erupts across both the Inner Sea and the Sea of Despair. The sounds of seawolves braying and dragon turtles bellowing sounds across Lusternia as they clash in ferocious combat.
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Thank god."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Ah...shit."
The water chills as a grinning seawolf swims in from the west.
Finally, the seawolves victoriously howl at the sky as they have won the day!
(Bellator Societas): Rakor says, ":D."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Wooot."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "We won again!"

hahaha thats funny

(Bellator Societas): Shamarah says, "You guys might have a blood nasty
cathedral."
(Bellator Societas): Shamarah says, "But we have..."
(Bellator Societas): Shamarah says, "A DUCK POND."
(Bellator Societas): Torak says, "..Are you serious? Can you citizen?"
(Bellator Societas): Shamarah says, "Seriously. Scry me."
(Bellator Societas): Shamarah says, "I didn't even realize this room existed."
(Bellator Societas): Torak says, "I am so joining Celest just for the duck
pond, that is badass."
Gazing up at the sky, you bring the image of Shamarah into your mind's eye and
overlay it on the constellations. The power of the stars manifests as an image
of near the duck pond forms before your eyes.
(Bellator Societas): Athana says, "What!"
(Bellator Societas): Athana says, "You guys have a duck pond?"
(Bellator Societas): You say, "That's awesome. Celest wins the prize."
(Bellator Societas): Shamarah says, "Yes!"
(Bellator Societas): Athana says, "*gape*."
(Bellator Societas): Kaervas says, "I'm so joining celest."
(Bellator Societas): Shamarah says, "Celest ftw!"
(Bellator Societas): Shamarah says, "Large, tame, white ducks paddle lazily
back and forth, occasionally bobbing their heads below the surface."
(Bellator Societas): Shamarah says, "Yay duckies!"

I feel sorry for those ducks. That is such a common place for horny mudsexers. I've walked across a few of them, because one of my characters liked to sleep in the gazebo.

And sex her up, too.
...
Hex her up

Obviously without the spelling error right?

right