(Market): Ialie says, "Buy one powerstone for the price of two, get the second
one free."

Daevos raises his hand to his mouth and titters girlishly.

Ialie tells you, "Sweet kitty, if I petted you would you bite my hand?"

Psh, don't take credit for my idea of dominating him into doing that. Except ICly, take all the credit you want, after I saw Daevos say 'You little bastard, where are you hiding?" on CT.

Yrael tells you, "Your suffering arouses me."

Yrael tells you, "..."

Yrael tells you, "Amuses me."

Yrael tells you, " "

Bastard.

Ialie *looks into your soul*

Ialie *gasp* you are a murderer!
Ialie EEKS!
Yrael ...yes.
Yrael I am indeed.
Ialie *sniffle*
Ialie I can feel it..
Ialie I am an empath you know
Ialie every night.. millions and millions and millions end their life in the palms of your hands, some find the death in a tissue, or balled up sock too..

(Celest): Daxera (from the Aetherways) says, "Arae, sex is good. Stick to your husband, though. You might get STDs otherwise."

Someone should tell'em that the proper term nowadays is STIs.

(Bellator Societas): Ferlas says, "..."
6442h, 1953m, 3955e, 10p elrxk---/15:43:48.484/
A low humming sound reverberates through the Basin, its resonance shaking everything it comes into contact with.
6442h, 1931m, 3955e, 10p elrxk---/15:43:52.000/
(Bellator Societas): Ferlas says, "Someones stolen gognigi."
6442h, 1977m, 3955e, 10p elrxk---/15:43:55.093/
A beam of golden light and a single pillar of pure blackness pierce the sky, and slowly begin spiralling about each other, tiny specks of matter visible within
their forms.
6442h, 1977m, 3955e, 10p elrxk---/15:43:55.406/
(Bellator Societas): Ferlas says, "Someones stolen gognigig."
6442h, 1955m, 3955e, 10p elrxk---/15:43:56.734/
The beams begin to spin about faster and faster, before imploding into each other noiselessly, the humming sound that plagued the Basin abruptly vanishing,
replaced by total silence.
6442h, 1955m, 3955e, 10p elrxk---/15:43:59.250/
Jagged rifts tear open in the sky as bright flashes of light, flickering above the Basin of Life. Hideous humanoid creatures crawl forth, their howls and
screams of madness filling the air. They pour out into the seas below.

So cute. Like a baby saying it's first words! Parental pride to Ferlas!

HEY! THAT WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT!


GRRR I was rping being insane because of all my time spent on astral



You say to a hunting trophy bearing Narsrim's head, "But... I don't know... Its
not.. Look at all these people gathered. I think they work to destroy me to
destroy us.."


You say to a hunting trophy bearing Narsrim's head, "Look.. the other Librarian
comes to taunt me."

You say to a hunting trophy bearing Narsrim's head, "Smite him.. smite him with
your Goodness."


Telrath looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.


You say to Telrath, "Prepare heathen!"




You say to a hunting trophy bearing Narsrim's head, "Well what are you waiting
for!"



You say to a hunting trophy bearing Narsrim's head, "SMITE HIM SMITE HIM
SHIIIIIITE HIM!"



Telrath steps up to a hunting trophy bearing Narsrim's head and, in one smooth
motion, backhands it viciously across the face.


Telrath d'Murani, Bloodstone Mage cradles his hand tenderly as his eyes begin to
glow.

I remember that Ialie made a promise to Kaileigh that if she drew her a picture Ialie would pay her a credit for every "naughty" thing she said afterwards.. I wonder how many she owes her now.

Telrath "He is a slithering illithiod and"
Telrath Huh?
Shiri Telrath?
Telrath I keep changing into an illithiod...
Verithrax It's the game's next race.
Shiri Oh, yeah.
Shiri I vaguely remember that from the first couple months of Lusternia...it was in honours too. And changeself kept changing you to it.
Verithrax They're basically what happens when Gorgolu meets Kethuru for a romantic night out.
Telrath Sounds like my kind of bag.
Verithrax Of course, the MUDSexing population will take over the race for tentacle rape purposes 0.02 seconds after they're released.
Shiri I totally thought you said "hag" for a second there.
Telrath
Telrath So true Verithrax...
Yrael That should be a racial ability
Yrael "Tentacle rape"
Yrael Causes the player behind the character to have an orgasm, but only if they're a furry, stunning them until they find a towel.
Telrath furry tentacle rape...
Verithrax Then Estarra can sell artifact kleenex.
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Telrath d'Murani, Bloodstone Mage
Sex : Male Race : Immortal
should probably bug it, even though it's fun
I'd leave it in.
If those bloody gnomes can impersonate gods, we can, too.
"Kneel, suckas, for I am the GOD of FASHION.
"YOUR CRIMES AGAINST FASHION SHALL NOT GO UNNOTICED BY ME! THOU SHALT NOT WEAR PINK AND SCARLET AT THE SAME TIME!"
Verithrax's transfixing threads
"WHAT THE FLAMING...? BROWN SHOES AND BLACK BELT?!" *ZaP*ZAP*ZAP*
My weapon would be like Hajamin's lance, only it would be a sewing needle. It would stab you through the eye.
Nah.
You could slap them around with a supermodels bony arse.
True!
And threaten to put them into a pair of cursed buttless chaps, and the unicorn cloak.
Yes.
My followers would be forbidden from being naked.
Except as a punishment.
"THINE CRIMES AGAINST FABULOUSNESS HAVE NOT GONE UNNOTICED! THOU ART CURSED TO SHOW THINE PIMPLE-LADEN ARSE TO THE WORLD!"
Exactly.
Only that to make it a real punishment, I'd make "I'm Verithrax's little fashion bitch" tattoos mandatory for order members.
There's an idea.
I could make my imp worship an imaginary god called Verithrax and wear a dress.
(Aetolian one, anyway)
And condemn random people for crimes against fabulousness.
My temple would be like a huge store.
With rooms dedicated to each type of clothing.
And the sweatshop, where I'd throw the heretics.
You'd put the Fates out of business with your weaving.
Yeah.
That's only Verithrax
Imagine if Yrael gets to be the god instead
or Arix
or Ialie
Good luck getting Celest out of the "Women's underwear" section.
And they'd be forced to stand in Divine unemployment lines. And eventually I'd get them a job in my sweatshop making overpriced Verithrax t-shirts, paying them roughtly 1 dollar a month.
If it was Ialie, you'd be forced to be neon rainbow.
If it was Arix, we'd all die of alcohol poisoning hourly.
If it was Yrael, all your gold, clothes, and corpses would disappear suddenly and without explanation...
But Ialie can't be a godess. She should be my orderhead, for two reasons.
First, rainbows are fabulous.
If it was me, I'd make Shiri my Divine Jester, make him wear blush/rouge/whateverIhaven'tputmakeuponsincelastyear, use Joli as a soccer ball and spend hours letting Kalodan and Narsrim "fix" my troublemakers.
Second, I'd get to tell Elcyrion to stuff it.
Plus all the disappearing goodies.
Oh, and I'd level Celest yearly and force, sayy...
Clise and Telrath to get married.
Haha.
I am married already
Fine.
Verithrax and Telrath
*ZAP* Not anymore.
You can have 'er, Telrath.

He's not kidding, either!

Telrath d'Murani, Bloodstone Mage (Male Immortal).
He is 28 years old, having been born on the 18th of Juliary, 117 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 79th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He holds the position of a Crafter of Cliffs in the Geomancers.
He is an Elemental Tracker in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is an enemy of your commune.

O_O

How'd he do that? *jealous* WEAVE CHANGESELF IMMORTAL doesn't work.

Aww..
Ixion tells you, "*love*."

Out of context!!!

Romance is in the air...