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by Viravain

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Stangmar2005-10-25 03:05:34
The Portal of Fate flashes as Cyanide steps through, now ready to begin a fresh
life in Lusternia.
Richter2005-10-25 03:23:55
Xenthos was going for large HP, so I made Sierus loan him his torc:

You glance over Xenthos and see that his health is at 11360/9088.

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, Predator of Darkness says, "Holy snapping bat censor.gif s."

Keeper of the Bones, Xenthos, the Ebon Strategist (Male Shadowlord Faeling).

Edit: Ugh, have to edit myself!
Narsrim2005-10-25 03:55:43
He is a glistening mugwump and stands at roughly six feet in height. His long, ithe body shimmers in the reflecting light. While his body is not of a powerful build, it's muscles are extremely well toned from an active lifestyle. e moves with fluidity, as if every step were carefully calculated and planned. Ebon black skin covers his wispy form, and iridescent blue eyes pierce nto your soul as he glances at you.

He is wearing a crown of black opal, a dusky rose-pink pearl necklace, and a shimmering suit of full plate armour. He walks with the truefavour of Hajamin. He walks with the truefavour of Oneiroi.

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19.11 ADMINS

They are not Gods, though they have many powers of Gods and a broad mandate to handle violations of laws, harassment, PK, thievery, and other things related to customer service. Unlike Gods, they have no role-playing function: they are there solely to deal with customer service, primarily through the ISSUE system.

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11.6 DIVINE FAVOUR AND DISFAVOUR

If you particularly please or anger a God, He or She may choose to grant you favour, or curse you with disfavour, both of which last a limited time.

There are four levels of favours and disfavours. Each level provides certain advantages (or disadvantages) that combine cumulatively with all other current favours and disfavours, with exceptions as noted below.

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Anyone else slightly confused? Heh.
Richter2005-10-25 12:28:22
Elryn tells you, "Out of curiousity, is there still a bounty for me?"

You tell Hierophant Elryn Greythane, Phantom of the Dreaming, "I got bored with
the whole bounty for enemies thing, I found I had actual work to do, heh."

Elryn tells you, "Nuts."

(Market): You say, "Ten gold for Elryn's head."

Ialie tells you, "Which head?"

You tell Ialie Starfall, the Mystericon, "..."
Gaetele2005-10-25 16:36:33
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Gaetele
  Sex    : Female        Race      : Dracnari
  Level  : 20 (6%)      Rank      : Daring
  Health : 1525/1280    Endurance : 5300/5300
  Mana  : 1450/1220    Willpower : 5000/5000
  Ego    : 0/1100        Reserves  : 84%
  Karma  : 90%
You roam the land without citizenship.
You are not in a guild.
You are a Pilgrim in the Fellowship of Explorers
You are a member of the clan called 'Stuck in Limbo.'
You are 58 years old.
You were born on the 1st of Tzarin, 72 years after the Coming of Estarra.
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nwho

         
Name + Title                                Chan
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Aqua Applicant Salvose                      OFF
Ur'Guard Initiate, Rauko                    ON
Wyrm Knolis, Disciple of the Way            ON
Seeker of the Moon, Xavim                    ON
Gaetele                                      ON
Aqua Applicant Draig                        ON
Page Loran, of the Armies of Light          ON
Dergeus                                      ON
Fledgling Finn, Shadow of Crow              ON
Seeker of the Moon, Erika                    OFF
Daydozer                                    OFF
Lashela                                      OFF
Myollnir                                    OFF
Dedicant Tallon, of the Hart                ON
Aqua Applicant Jadith                        ON
Sdasdasd                                    OFF
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Gaetele
  Strength    : 14  Dexterity : 10  Constitution : 15
  Intelligence : 14  Size      : 14  Charisma    : 12
You are essentially naked, and feeling a bit peckish.
You are fully rested.
You are sober and in control.
From the clothing that can be seen, you look nondescript.
You are an enemy of: Ladantine, Celest, Celestines.
You currently possess -160 lessons, 0 Credits.
You have 7 lessons available in your lesson pools.
You have played for a total of 14 days, 16 hours and 19 minutes.
This week you've played a total of 0 days, 0 hours and 30 minutes.
You have 13 Godly rescues left. Type PORTALS to instantly return to a room full
of portals to useful places.
When you shout, others will hear: A tentative female voice shouts, "Blah blah
blah."
You are not currently active in any family.
Your current mindset is analytical.
Your motto: 'It's always darkest before dawn.'
You will timeout after 30 minutes of inactivity.
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Tsuki2005-10-25 20:35:39
Vix would like you to know that: Oh, boy. I didn't do it! Unless you're
messaging me about something good. I did that, I know!

Vix's automatic response for a message smile.gif I also like (liked, if he changed it since resigning) Narsrim's one about taking a catnap with Patchou smile.gif
Unknown2005-10-25 20:37:24
You say, "'opefully Lady Lisaera won't say toug' luck on t'e additions i'd like
added."

Showers of silver light form a vortex of energy around the form of Lisaera, as
She shimmers into existence.

A wry smile spreads across Kiarlea's face.

Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden says, "Tough luck."

Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden says, "Just kidding."


Removed some of the spam

wub.gif Lisaera
Munsia2005-10-25 23:18:04
Oceanic Dominatrix, Joli Estelonde, Baroness of Light (Female Furrikin).

Sylphas likes it rough?
Tsuki2005-10-26 00:28:56
(Serenwilde): Raxilin says, "Oops."

Raxilin has been slain by the might of Raxilin.

(Serenwilde): Dakine says, "Raxilin down.."

Simimi2005-10-26 01:08:19
(Children): Atherius says, "Novices! Start your engines!"
(Children): Sekrio says, "Engines? what type of sorcery is this engines."
(Celestines): You say, "Hee hee."
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gt oohh.....burrrrrnnn...
(Celestines): You say, "Oohh.....burrrrrnnn..."
Vix2005-10-26 01:58:33
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Hiriako says, "Lots of gay men in this realm. I'm not
gay, though!"
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Hiriako says, "Misclan."
Kiarlea2005-10-26 06:59:05
2340h, 3240m, 3600e, 10p, 9690en, 13258w elrx-
You give a chicken to Winnie Wainwright.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have
advanced to level 61.
You have reached the illustrious level of Impregnable.
"Coo!" Winnie Wainwright exclaims, eyes wide.
Winnie Wainwright says, "Thankee! She'll be a right fine egg layer."
Winnie Wainwright hands you a small bag of gold.
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Joli2005-10-26 07:13:40
(House of Shadows): Nyla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "When I think of Kidaen I think Chippendale."

I would of posted the log of what Nyla thinks I think about, but it is rather obscene and very not true. tongue.gif
Munsia2005-10-26 07:22:26
Narsrim D'cente`, Moonlit Avenger says, "What a douche."

sorry but i found this insanely hilarious since I havent heard anyone use it in years
Munsia2005-10-26 07:37:55

Ukanthru tells you, "We only kill becuse nobody will listen."

Ukanthru's view on Magnagora
Kiarlea2005-10-26 10:43:05
On msn...

Nayl says:
(Market): Ialie says, "Might as well join the band wagon. Transcendent Jeweler
doing everything you can imagine."
Kiarlea says:
*smirk*
Nymerya says:
Hehehe
Morik says:
Hah. I can imagine a lot.
Kiarlea says:
Quoting
Nayl says:
You tell Ialie Starfall, the Mystericon, "Even dressing up as a Faeling, and
being my personal ahh.... toy?"
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Ialie tells you, "Sure why not!"
Nayl says:
You tell Ialie Starfall, the Mystericon, "Great! Gimme manse privs, and I'll
meet you there."
Ashteru2005-10-26 15:55:07
Yarr for weird hags. unsure.gif



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A dark nighthag says, "Tread lightly, Thorgal."
2952h, 3092m, 3186e, 10p, 13660en, 19506w ex---/17:54:07.718/
A dark nighthag smiles cruelly as Thorgal leaves.
A dark nighthag says, "Mother Night sees all, Thorgal."
2952h, 3092m, 3186e, 10p, 13660en, 19510w ex---/17:54:08.296/ l

A disgusting rain of leaves.
Twisted versions of once-stately oak trees tower into the atmosphere here,
their trunks spiraling upwards in an abnormal growth, distorting the true wisp
of nature within. The forest itself carves the trees in its own image, forcing
their forms into a disgusting caricature while tainting the very threads of the
wilds. Leaves rain down as if the woodland cries for its former glory, shedding
tears of decayed plant matter in a shower of pain. The oaks themselves weep
black resin that stains their bark for their lost battle against the force that
warped them so. Breaking through the dimensions, a planar rift slashes through
the air here. There are 20 dark nighthags here. Standing here in a pulsating
red mist, Glumki Thorneye, the King of the Redcaps eyes his surroundings
balefully through ruby eyes. A blackthorn sapling clings tenaciously to the
ground here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the
ground. Casting darkness all around, a shadow totem thrusts up from the ground,
chilling the air. Ur'Warlord Daevos Feyranti, Dragon of Midnight is here. He
wields a vicious katana in his left hand. Magister Thorgal d'Irande is here,
shrouded.
Ixion2005-10-26 18:41:57
(Bellator Societas): Eiru says, "I can go around Glomdoring doing "Boo!"
without feeling like a fag. Yay, much <3!"

No.. no you cannot.
Stangmar2005-10-27 00:43:23
Milamber, Accepted of the Light yells, "Ayita Ahhh well then =P Better get to
learning those!"
Munsia2005-10-27 02:05:04

Ixion tells you, "For your next trick I'll teach you to roll over and beg."
3149h, 3611m, 4262e, 5p exk-

You tell Almost tied down, Kalas Ixion, Ur'Commander, "Leef already taught me."
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You tell Almost tied down, Kalas Ixion, Ur'Commander, ";)"
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(Serenwilde): Dalgor (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "So ya, what exactly
is in the ethereal plane?"
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Ixion tells you, "BAD MENTAL IMAGES BAD BAD."