Funny... Just today I dropped 0 sovereigns after dying in Imperian.

Yeah, inactive divine shrines look like that, because they never submitted a description to be used.

<---- Acrune looking for Isune

In the trees above River at the centre of a swamp.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. You see exits leading northeast, east,
and northwest.

sleep
You can hardly contemplate sleeping with the water currents attempting to drag you down.

....in a tree?

I'm pretty sure it has everything to do with the terrain on the SURVEY and nothing to do with the fact that there could possibly be trees there.

Lusternia's the only game where you can even have trees in the water. (With the exception of the Sentinels' guildhall. The water garden was eventually removed anyways.)

I just found it kind of funny tis all. Sorry it did not tickle you guys as it did me.

It's pretty normal to find trees in the water in the real world. There is a HUGE swamp near where I live called the Okefenokee and probably a good 90% of the trees grow within the water.

And yes, it's amusing. I've tried to sleep in the trees above the river in Glomdoring and giggled when I couldn't.

Ixy met my real life boyfriend... Woe is me.


Ixchilgal Mes'ard, the Many says, "There's clearly only one thing to do, now."

A Kaleidoscopic Bedchamber.
A luxurious four-poster bed sits against a wall, looking comfortable. **** is here. He wields a slender platinum katana in his
left hand. Ixchilgal, the Many is here, shrouded. He wields an iron shield in
his left hand and a twisted staff in his right.
You see a single exit leading down.

You wrinkle your nose and sniff.

Cheesy porn music thrums softly in the background.


You say, "..."

The corners of Ixchilgal's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Ixchilgal mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains
hovering before him.

***** says, "Get the moose..."

Your eyes widen in disbelief as you shout, "Oh my GOD!"

Ixchilgal utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

I knew it!

Came back from walking the dogs to hear this.. I'm going to be hearing about the moose forever now.


You say, "Aw male bonding."

Ixchilgal Mes'ard, the Many says to you, "We were just talking about the fact
that you probably wouldn't agree to a recorded threesome with us."

**** nods his head emphatically.

You say, "Wha?"

Ixchilgal snickers softly to himself.

You say, "He wouldn't agree with it either."

Ixchilgal Mes'ard, the Many says, "You. Me. Him. Camcorder. Hotel that rents by the hour."

**** says, "And just so no one is left out, the moose get's to be the fluffer."

***** says, "Sorry, I've taken that thing and ran with it."

Topic:
|April 30|- Shiri: Quote from someone random: am I the only one that thinks that if a giant worm eats taint, and s it all over a forest, the forest is still tainted?

Result:



|April 30|- Xenthos: Sure I can. She's still a Goddess, and if she tells Xen it's not tainted... while on Celest's Consulate... that means somethin'. But anyways, the analogy is really wrong. If I eat brownies and then visit the toilet, what comes out is not brownies. It's something quite different, since my body metabolized / leeched out the nutrients and just left the waste (And I apologize for the ickyness of this, but you brought it up).
|April 30|- Xenthos: Which makes it not at all a comparison to the wyrd.
|April 30|- Acrune: but its still made up of brownie
|April 30|- Eyod: as much as I hate to say it, what you've got is essence of brownie
|April 30|- Shiri: If you take a piss, it's still water.
|April 30|- Acrune: if you eat brownies, digested pie doesn't come out
|April 30|- Shiri: (sine we're on the subject)
|April 30|- Eyod: you drink water, you crazy person.
|April 30|- Xenthos: It's waste.
|April 30|- Xenthos: It tends to have a foul odour.
|April 30|- Acrune: so... what exactly are you saying about glom?
|April 30|- Xenthos: You don't go over to it and say, "Oh! It's essence of brownie! *nibble*
|April 30|- Xenthos: I'm saying that the analogy doesn't fit, Acrune.
|April 30|- Acrune: oh
|April 30|- Eyod: of course not, because essence of brownie so unhealthy you'd drop dead.
|April 30|- Acrune: because I'm definately hearing that its been crapped out, is a waste, and smells funny
|April 30|- Acrune:

To quote me for the tired Acrune...

(Hartstone): Munsia says, "Yer right..but I'm not as suicidal as I use to be.."

(Hartstone): Caedryn says, "That's just sanity for you."

(Hartstone): Munsia says, "A sane champion is a bad champion."

(Hartstone): Munsia says, "You gotta take risks! Put yer ass out the door and say COME GET ME YOU UGLY PANTIE WEARING VISCANTI."

(Hartstone): Yini says, "Heh."

You roll on the floor, laughing.

(Hartstone): Munsia says, "I did something similar to that once."

(Hartstone): Caedryn says, "Um."

(Hartstone): Caedryn says, "No, I can't say that's ever occurred to me."

(Hartstone): Munsia says, "I walked into Magnagora with a panties on my head that said daevos wets the bed."

(Hartstone): Yini says, "..."

(Hartstone): Munsia says, "I also yelled it in Magnagora."

(Hartstone): Munsia says, "Lady Lisaera bet me..."

(Hartstone): Munsia says, "I couldn't turn it down."

(Hartstone): Munsia says, "I also showed the panties to stangmar."

(Hartstone): Munsia says, "Then I spored home!"

(Hartstone): Yini says, "Heh."

(Hartstone): Munsia says, "So be buff and suicidal like Munsia. But remember if you are going to be suicidal make sure you dont have to pray!"

(Hartstone): Caedryn says, "Hang on."

(Hartstone): Caedryn says, "So, technically, you run around showing Stangmar your panties?"

(Hartstone): Munsia says, "No."

(Hartstone): Bea says, "Hehe."

(Hartstone): Caedryn says, "Hmm, I think you need help."

(Hartstone): Munsia says, "They were panties that I had shorlen make and put Daevos wets the bed on them.."


Oh and to prevent a double-post

A shaded woodland.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Hidden
deep within the environment lies a mystic pathway. Ixchilgal twirls his staff
above himself and brings it crashing down on your right arm. A bone breaks with
an audible snap, rendering the limb useless. Lovely coltsfoot carpets the forest
floor. A marjoram bush flourishes here, spreading its delicate scent. Reaching
up as high as the eye can see looms the awesome presence of a living totem. A
birch sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Mushrooms are growing here
in a perfect circle. There are 3 corpses of a lumbering red weevil here. Djaka,
Seren Brave is here. He wields a well-balanced wooden training broadsword in
each hand.
You see exits leading south and northwest.

huh?

I still can't believe she actually did it



Happens sometimes, weird bug, very amusing, posted on often x_x

(Glomdoring): Corinth says, "<3 da murph."
2300h, 2300m, 2600e, 10p elrxk-
2300h, 2250m, 2600e, 10p lrxk-
(Glomdoring): Corinth says, "Mis."
2300h, 2250m, 2600e, 10p lrxk-
(Glomdoring): Xenthos says, "Erm... Corinth."

3297h, 4512m, 4963e, 10p exkdb-reject grace

Slithering in from the northwest, a taint wyrm pollutes the air.
Filling the room with despair, the Nil Grim Horror stomps in from the northwest.
The room darkens as a hideous archdemon appears.
The room darkens as a hideous archdemon appears.
3297h, 4512m, 4963e, 10p exkdb-ql


Talk about bad timing.

I bet 1000 gold that Corinth is actually Reiha passing off as me

I'll take that bet...

I'll double that bet

Sorry, the bet landed on 00. Ixion laughs as he collects the 3000 golden sovereigns saying, "Better luck next time kiddos."