The Moonhart Mother Tree.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Lovely coltsfoot carpets the forest floor. A marjoram bush flourishes here, spreading its delicate scent. A sedge of galingale is firmly planted in the forest floor. Singing a hauntingly beautiful melody, Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart, stands here. Towering high above is the Moonhart Mother Tree, stretching her enormous branches heavenwards. There are 5 frost hags here. There are 3 bay brown mules here. There are 3 striped badgers here. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the awesome presence of a living totem. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A birch sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. There are 4 fierce timberwolfs here. There are 3 white and brown speckled ponys here. A red fox stands here, cautiously listening to the surroundings. Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect circle. Malach, the snowy liger cub is here, silent and watchful. Mister Spindle, a Fate Guide is here, wreathed in divine fire. He is surrounded by one reflection of himself. Veradin, Munsia, The Kamikaze Champion is here. She wields a glittering seraphic tower shield in her left hand and the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari in her right. Lacartio is here.

I have nothing to do with any of these quotes, but I thought they were funny. These happened about a week or two ago.

It's Raining??

(Celest): Orti says, "So, Celest, any news from the mark?"
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(Celest): Rauros says, "What mark?"
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(Celest): Tzekelkan says, "... the mark?"
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A rambunctious child comes running in from the north.
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(Celest): Tekora says, "I too, am curious about this mark."
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(Celest): Orti says, "Pardon me, how is it going?"
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(Celest): Rauros says, "Tzek, are you marking the POol again?"
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(Celest): Rauros says, "I told you not to do that here, find a bathroom."
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(Celest): Turgeis (from the Aetherways) says, "Eeewww."
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After about 10 minutes, Tzek responds

(Celest): Tzekelkan says, "Eep."
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(Celest): Tzekelkan says, "Not... present... for.... bathroom... remarks..."
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(Celest): Tzekelkan says, "But here's my comeback:."
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(Celest): Tekora says, "Too bad. Too late for comebacks."
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(Celest): Orti says, "Too late."
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(Celest): Tekora says, "Pay attention next time."
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(Celest): Tzekelkan says, "I'm a Trill, so when an notice an odd rain... it's
me flying."
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(Celest): Andala says, "..."
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(Celest): Orti says, "....."
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(Celest): Tekora says, "Bad Tzek. No cookie."
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Daevos is a Crossdresser

(Celest): Arix says, "Daevos is a crossdresser."
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(Celest): Verithrax (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "You just paint him
as one."
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(Celest): Arix says, "Only because he is one."
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(Celest): Daxera says, "At least he has eyebrows."
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(Celest): Rauros (from the Aetherways) says, "I would hope we would have better
morals than to act so childish Arix."
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(Celest): Tzekelkan says, "Children are underrated."
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(Celest): Amaru says, "Arix is hardly acting childishly in comparison to
Daevos."
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(Celest): Rauros (from the Aetherways) says, "*sigh* I give up."
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(Celest): Amaru says, "Come on, a grown man in panties and a bra?"
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(Celest): Arissa says, "That accually sounds kinda hot Amaru."
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(Celest): Arix says, "Yay, I win!"
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(Celest): Tzekelkan says, "Ok, we've reach the point I give up."
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(Celest): Amaru says, "I don't know what to say."
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(Celest): Tzekelkan says, "Er, reached."
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(Celest): Elaria says, "Depends what he was growing in his panties and bra."
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(Celest): Arix says, "I made Rauros give up."
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(Celest): Tzekelkan says, "Arissa made me give up."
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(Celest): Amaru says, "Okay Elaria, you've crossed a pantyline here."
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(Celest): Tzekelkan says, "Eyebrows I can understand. Is it necesary to discuss
panties now?"
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(Celest): Elaria says, "There's another thing that's over-rated."
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(Celest): Amaru says, "There is a limit to how ridiculous our eyebrow and
crossdressing conversation can become."
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(Celest): Verithrax (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "This year's Bad Pun
Awards are going to be granted earlier, it seems."
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That's not so wierd Saran, the Guides do need to wander from time to time .

*sniffle* I don't think I've ever seen one out of the room you go to with portals... ever... on IRE.

Anyway

(Disciples of Klangratch): Murphy says, "Just after they read your post and get
over the burn, kapow in comes murphy with a well places artillery barrage."
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(Bellator Societas): You say, "Murph we should start double nailing the idiots."
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(Disciples of Klangratch): Murphy says, "Already on it."
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(Disciples of Klangratch): Murphy says, "You hit em with logic, and i'll hit em
on their self esteem."

yeh i'm not a nice person, what can you say

Oh so thats why your double teaming the forums...
Oh well carry on then its entertaining

Sano, please do us all a favor and stop posting? I used to come back to the forums from time to time specifically to read this thread, because it used to be enjoyable. You've driven enough people from Lusternia - isn't that enough?

Why were you two replying to each other on two different clans?

(I am bored and listening to songs, so Ferlas and Valarien have the pleasure to reading me writing the text to the songs)

(House of Shadows): You say, "What's a hustler by the way?"
House of Shadows): Ferlas says, "I understand a hustler to mean someone who sells dodgy stuff, possible stolen or counterfit."
(House of Shadows): You say, "Hmmm."
(House of Shadows): You say, "Cool."
(House of Shadows): You say, "I am a hustler."
(House of Shadows): You say, "Hustler hustler hustler."
(House of Shadows): Ferlas says, "Ever seen fools and horses?"
(House of Shadows): You say, "Naah."
(House of Shadows): Valarien says, "No, that's a different word, ashy."
(House of Shadows): Valarien says, "P-o-s-e-r, not h-u-s-t-l-e-r."
(House of Shadows): You say, "Never heard of it, Ferl."
(House of Shadows): You say, "Pish."
(House of Shadows): Valarien says, ":P."
(House of Shadows): You say, "I'll prove that I am not a poser by reciting a famous popsong."
(House of Shadows): Valarien says, "Because that SO does it, right there."


I am sooo glad I have Val in the clan.

(Bellator Societas): Ashteru says, "GRRRRRR, WHERE THE HOOD AT, WHERE THE HOOD AT, WHERE THE HOOD
AT?! *BARK*."
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(Bellator Societas): Ashteru says, "Miss..."

Sounds like a very interesting clan.

The quotes from ooc clans are getting old...

Don't be jealous that you're not in the kool kid's loop.

You got me there, I'm just really jealous because I'm not cool. Oh noes!

Deleted ALL (EDIT: nope, missed one, got it now)of the Sano non-quotes and related discussions. Please stop posting.

The Portal of Fate flashes as Fraoch steps through, now ready to begin a fresh
life in Lusternia.

Who else thought of a certain bug when reading that name?

Oh yeah, could I get those? I need them.

(Geomancers): Aiakon says, "Gold."

(Geomancers): Valann says, "Gold?"

(Geomancers): Aiakon says, "Cold gold, gelding, old earth, melding."

(Geomancers): Aiakon says, "Under the stones crawl beetles. Stamp on them and you see that they are false."

(Geomancers): Valann says, "I'm sorry I'm so stupid Archmage."

Insane Aiakon is confusing all the poor new-Geos

I log on and this is the first thing I hear..

(House of Shadows): Lisarel says, "NO."

(House of Shadows): Diamante says, "Me, you, your hammer, my manse."

(House of Shadows): Diamante says, "^_^."

(House of Shadows): Lisarel says, "I don't want to have it all sticky when I get it back."

(House of Shadows): Valarien (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "He can clean it
off afterwards."

(House of Shadows): Diamante says, "Yeah."

(House of Shadows): Diamante says, "Ill wash it in the river."

(House of Shadows): Valarien (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Go, Diamante! Let your passions be unleashed!"

(House of Shadows): Valarien (from the Ethereal Plane) says, ":P."

(House of Shadows): Lisarel says, "Its the knowledge that my hammer has been
defiled!"

(House of Shadows): Valarien (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Come on, it'll be fun to beat on people with it, knowing full well where it's been."

(House of Shadows): You say, "..wtf."

(House of Shadows): Valarien (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "ROFL."
(House of Shadows): Diamante says, "^_^."