Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Ashteru2006-05-06 12:13:00
Ooops...misread.
Richter2006-05-07 08:14:40
Keeper Yeralih Carthan, the Ir'rala'mor says, "This is the only city I can stomach,
you know."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

You say, "Well, it's full of life, that's why!"

Yeralih rolls her eyes.

You say, "There's green everywhere."

Keeper Yeralih Carthan, the Ir'rala'mor says, "Well."

Keeper Yeralih Carthan, the Ir'rala'mor says, "That's an eyesore."

Keeper Yeralih Carthan, the Ir'rala'mor says, "And, as a druid, I can speak with
authority on that particular matter."

You say, "I suppose I could ask some of the trees to rot, might suit you better."

Keeper Yeralih Carthan, the Ir'rala'mor says, "Our trees rot ARTISTICALLY. There's a
difference."


Nocturne, the morphling rolls on the floor, laughing.
Unknown2006-05-07 17:22:22
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Ackleberry Highway near Estelbar. (road).
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. It is raining
heavily, pregnant drops of water pouring down onto you. This ancient road curves
from north to south on the eastern side of the basin of civilization. The ground
of the road is compacted tight under the weight of centuries of travellers,
merchants, heroes and villains trekking back and forth. Two channels have been
engraved within the road from the weight of wagon wheels carrying their heavy
cargoes. A small path leads to the town of Estelbar, the arched roofs of the
buildings peaking over the treeline of the Ackleberry Forest. Limned with holy
fire, a celestial archangel stands loftily on a floating cloud, regarding you
with her sympathetic eyes of light. Crackling with blue lightning, the
Handmaiden of Shakiniel hovers in the air here. Crusader of Destruction, Grom,
Dawn's Reaper is here. He wields a flail of multitudinous heads in each hand.
You see exits leading northeast, east, and northwest.
You spring a trap!!
A dart streaks from out of nowhere and slams into you.
Your insomnia has cleared up.
insomnia
3436h, 3436m, 3244e, 10p exk-
You clench your fists, grit your teeth, and banish all possibility of sleep.
3436h, 3336m, 3244e, 10p exk-

The eyes of Thoros go briefly out of focus.
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propose to thoros with head
You get down on one knee and, while holding forth the decapitated head of Grom,
you declare your eternal love for Thoros, and ask him to marry you.
Once married, your family name will become that of your spouse's.
3436h, 3336m, 3244e, 10p exk-


Thoros looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
3436h, 3336m, 3244e, 10p exk-

Your insomnia has cleared up.
insomnia
3436h, 3336m, 3244e, 10p exk-
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
You clench your fists, grit your teeth, and banish all possibility of sleep.
3436h, 3236m, 3244e, 10p exk-
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You spring a trap!!
A dart streaks from out of nowhere and slams into you.
Verithrax2006-05-07 19:39:37
(Market): Richter says, "Selling tits and palettes."
Soll2006-05-07 19:40:01
(Market): Richter says, "Selling tits and palettes."

(Market): You say, "Mhmmm.."

(Market): Kahazul says, "Oh?"

(Market): Doman says, "W hat now?"

(Market): Richter says, "Er."

(Market): Richter says, "TINTS."

(Market): You say, "He means tints, of course."

(Market): Amaru says, "I'll take some tits."
Richter2006-05-07 21:40:04
Should have seen the tells I got...
Unknown2006-05-07 21:58:27
Soll compliments Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart on her outstanding intellect
and physique.
Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart puffs up her chest and a crazy gleam enters her
eyes as she vigorously agrees with Soll that her intelligence and strength far
surpasses anyone else.
Tsuki2006-05-07 23:23:02
Caedryn falls from the trees, landing with a scream as both his legs snap.

The corners of Caedryn's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Caedryn crackles with blue energy that wreathes itself about his limbs.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Caedryn, The Hierophant of Hartstone says, "I just thought I'd drop in."

You say, "Cute, very cute."

The corners of Caedryn's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

You tickle Caedryn mercilessly!
Sipelus2006-05-10 09:21:22
The Valley of Seraphic Delights.
A rhythmic thrumming saturates the area, drawing attention to a war shrine of
Terentia nearby. This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water.A
hunting trophy bearing A wooden keg's head is here, a grisly reminder of the
power of a skillful hunter.

You see exits leading northeast and southeast.
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Shorlen2006-05-10 13:56:07
QUOTE(Sipelus @ May 10 2006, 05:21 AM) 286649

The Valley of Seraphic Delights.
A rhythmic thrumming saturates the area, drawing attention to a war shrine of
Terentia nearby. This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water.A
hunting trophy bearing A wooden keg's head is here, a grisly reminder of the
power of a skillful hunter.

You see exits leading northeast and southeast.
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Wow, that's a very skilled hunter.
Arix2006-05-10 20:49:53
Skorm steps out of merkada, trailing sparkling motes of bright light'

oh, and...

yay!
gay rodeo!
Hazar2006-05-10 22:07:41
Apparently, the House of Shadows has all the fun when I'm not around.

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Ixion2006-05-11 00:12:25
This is after Athana and I got about 30 kills on celestia without dying. Raz has amazing timing......
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Raziela the Loving Radiance gives you a compassionate hug.

Raziela the Loving Radiance exclaims, "Sweet Light!"

Raziela the Loving Radiance beams broadly at you.

You say, "Love you too."

Shamarah rolls his eyes.

You say, "Enjoying the deathsights?"
You say, "I sure am."

Athana tells you, "Tell me when."

Raziela the Loving Radiance gives Shamarah a compassionate hug.
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Raziela the Loving Radiance exclaims, "Death?!"

Raziela the Loving Radiance breaks down and sobs uncontrollably.
Shamarah2006-05-11 00:13:26
Someone was posessing her, she doesn't usually talk.
Ixion2006-05-11 00:14:15
Which is why it's hilarious.
Revan2006-05-11 03:19:48
From an AIM convo, but edited so that Tzara doesn't kick me.

Tzara tells you, "As long as he screams, 'Boo Princesses!' whenever he saves someone from mortal peril, Murphy can have Champ."
Unknown2006-05-11 04:27:50
(Clan): Trasse says, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

-later on-

(Clan): Trasse says, "Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates."

biggrin.gif I found it highly amusing
Tsuki2006-05-11 10:21:25
It was easiest for TMC to meet in msn ... it amused me. And, it's an edited image so you can get the effect first-hand. Or something.

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Bau2006-05-11 11:00:37
QUOTE(Hazar @ May 11 2006, 09:07 AM) 286808

Apparently, the House of Shadows has all the fun when I'm not around.

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My clan scares even me. I should sell it to some unsuspecting newb for cheap just for the amusement value when they freak out over some of the conversations.
Marcalo2006-05-11 14:33:35
You say to a green eyelash viper, "You get the beast."
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You urge a green eyelash viper onwards.
A green eyelash viper bares its fangs in warning.
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A thorn beast melts softly back into the foliage.
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Silferras snickers softly to herself.
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Druidess Silferras of the Hemlock says, "It ran away!"
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Silferras peers about herself unscrupulously.
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You say, "Fredricks a scary little guy."