should sel it to me for like 10k, I like weird clan conversations

God,

Mind Warper Revan Xandul, the Omnipresent says, "All that essence the other month wasn't mine?"

You say, "Only have 84k."

Kalas Athana, Lady of the Black Soil says, "Noob."

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Wait, what did I tell who about what? I'm confused.

Zalana steps out of merkada, trailing sparkling motes of light.

....
"fossil76976" the fossilized remains of An anonymous person
"fossil11830" the fossilized remains of Merkada
"monolith sigil41609" a monolith sigil
"dashro44672" a tamed dashro
"wakabi13939" a tame wakabi
Number of objects: 12

Ew..

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Kharne Starleaf says, "You feel an unusually strong lust for a small
shrubbery."
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You roll on the floor, laughing.

An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal pinches you on you behind, obviously testing for firmness.

"Eep!", you scream in fright.

You give an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "Never get between a bonecrusher and her prey."

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

You say, "I'm sorry I perfer men."

The Megalith of Doom suddenly flares with pulsating energy as Murphy steps through.

Murphy gives an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal inclines her head politely to Murphy.

Dreadlord Murphy, Divine Wrath says, "Hmm."

Before the Megalith of Doom.
Rising up from cracks in the floor, the Megalith of Doom towers above everything here, polluting the air with its foul fumes. There are 2 monolith sigils here. There are 20 Ur'Guard Grand Marshals here. Obfuscated by clouds of shadow, a pyramid of polished marble rises grimly through a pile of bones and rotting bodies. Dreadlord Murphy, Divine Wrath is here. He wields an iron shield in his left hand and a twisted staff in his right.
You see exits leading southeast and southwest.

You hum a happy tune and smile at an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal smiles wickedly.

Dreadlord Murphy, Divine Wrath says, "Bit of girl on girl action eh."

You shout "Oi!" at the top of your voice.

An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal pinches Murphy on his behind, obviously testing for firmness.

Dreadlord Murphy, Divine Wrath says, "Oooo."

Murphy winks conspiratorially at an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal inclines her head politely to Murphy.

As horrible thoughts fill your mind, you begin to sob uncontrollably.

You say, "I thought you loved me!"

Dreadlord Murphy, Divine Wrath says, "She loves the Murph."

Tears fill your eyes and begin to slowly run down your face.

Dreadlord Murphy, Divine Wrath says, "And I don't mind sharing."

An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "Can I not have you both?"

Dreadlord Murphy, Divine Wrath says, "Like I said."

Dreadlord Murphy, Divine Wrath says, "Sharing's caring."

An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal snickers softly to herself.

Murphy winks conspiratorially at you.

You say, "I'm not sure if Ixion would like that."

An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "I won't tell that Murphy is cheating on him with.. oh wait.. you meant you."

Dreadlord Murphy, Divine Wrath says to an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal, "Well how about you, me and the 19 other guards here."

Your eyes widen in disbelief as you shout, "Oh my GOD!"

The corners of Murphy's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

The Megalith of Doom suddenly flares with pulsating energy as Revan steps through.

Dreadlord Murphy, Divine Wrath says to Revan, "I'm not sharing with you."

You say, "I want to be the only ONE."

You whine pitifully.

An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "You couldn't handle one of us, let alone all of us."

An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal struts proudly about the room.

Dreadlord Murphy, Divine Wrath says to an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal, "Oh come now sweetheart, you all used to follow my order."

An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal twitches spasmodically.

OMG...

Someone needs to post a log of Gradd the dwarven architect..

You close your eyes, curl up in a ball, and fall asleep.
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Svalis puts his hands on his hips and goes "Hmmm!"
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Svalis begins to flap his wings powerfully, and rises quickly up into the
firmament.
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A golden dragon turtle comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'
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Svalis descends from above.
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Svalis looks at a golden dragon turtle in disbelief as he shouts, "Oh my GOD!"
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A golden dragon turtle begins to follow Svalis obediently.
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Tervic pats a golden dragon turtle in a friendly manner.
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Svalis scolds a golden dragon turtle angrily.
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Svalis gives a golden dragon turtle a peck on the cheek.
A golden dragon turtle laughs joyously.
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A golden dragon turtle begins to follow Tervic.
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Svalis gives a golden dragon turtle the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.
A golden dragon turtle looks up curiously.
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Svalis looks at a golden dragon turtle skeptically and says, "Pssshhhh..."
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Svalis beckons Tervic to him.
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Peter gives a pained sigh.
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Tervic raises an eyebrow questioningly.
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Tervic shrugs helplessly.
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I found this too funny and I don't know why

omg...


We need more sexual inuendo from our guards

Quality family entertainment

I miss the lvl 1 Serenguard gaurds... to bad they are weaklings and had to be decommisioned.

But they were so vain and hot

You can all thank me for ridding the world of those Elfen guards. Once I learned how feminine they were I went out of my way to remove them all.

Everyone who was down just needed to go visit them to feel better about themselves. But in reality there were still 2 around long after you had slipped into inactivity, Skyla was their gaurdian and protector... untill she slipped into inactivity and they were removed.


*isn't actually hijacking this thread*



tongue twister much?

I'll just have to name myself Zipping Zenji, Zion of the Ziggy Zags, or something.

I'm impressed he got so much ic iliteration

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Talkan tells you, "I'll simply kill you while you hunt then."
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It was funny to me because hes the one that yelled at me about honour...oh happy day...and because I killed him 4 times for doing just what he told me

Talkan is barely worth mentioning. Talk about lame...

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "My gods the Serenwilde make me want to bang my head against a tree."
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Shayle twitches spasmodically.
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You nod your head sagely.
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Druid Lord Emar K'Raven, the Eye of Crow says, "That's the usual emotion when it comes to dealing with people with heads thicker than tree bark."
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Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "It's like talking to a reishi mushroom."
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Emar nods his head at Shayle, showing his acceptance.
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Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "Except reishi listens better."
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"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.
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Druid Lord Emar K'Raven, the Eye of Crow says, "And reishi is more useful."
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Shayle nods her head in agreement.




TUFF!!!