Wyrm Azhguldan, Ward of the Wyrd says, "When I'm stronger..."
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Wyrm Azhguldan, Ward of the Wyrd says, "I can be a meat shield."


I found this entertaining. He's a tae'dae. Such ambitions, these novices...

(Bellator Societas): Ashteru says, "Yanno."

(Bellator Societas): Ashteru says, "When I was new to the whole english thing."

(Bellator Societas): Ashteru says, "I always wondered why people kept calling me Dick although my name was Ashteru."

death by... scrying?

One of the first titles I gave to myself was Aqua Adept Acrune, Amazingly Able Acheiver.

I remember that!

Ooh, so do I! And you as an Admiral.

You tell Ecclesiar Soll, the Absent Minded Halcyon, "Will you marry me Soll??"
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Sunlight bellows across the realm, revealing the full glory of the majestic
sun's luminous presence as he climbs higher into the sky.
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Soll tells you, "Marriage is a bit far, considering we don't know each other.
*chuckle*."
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You tell Ecclesiar Soll, the Absent Minded Halcyon, "But I LUUUUUUUUUUUUUV
you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Ecclesiar Soll, the Absent Minded Halcyon (Male Faeling).
He is 76 years old, having been born on the 15th of Estar, 71 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 40th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Worldwalker in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is an enemy of your commune.
He is a member of the clan called 'Blue Star Armoury.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Aetheric Wanderers.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'Clever one...'
He is deemed an Apprentice by the Bardic Council of Vesteran Honours.
He is considered to be approximately 1330% of your might.
He is a founder of the Peulus family.
He freed the gorgogs from their dimensional prison.
He summoned the spirit of Princess Marilynth to cleanse the Sea of Despair.
He rescued the child Joiya from the machinations of Jeitara.
He is an Honourary Shepherd of the Rocks.
He survived the horror of Kethuru when creation was threatened.
He passed the challenges of the Tosha Monastery.
He used the Hand of Tzaraziko in an attempt to free Hallifax.
He is the Matchmaker, having brought lovers together at the Chateau d'Amour.
He solved the mysterious murder at Stewart Mansion.
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Soll tells you, "And you are?"
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You tell Ecclesiar Soll, the Absent Minded Halcyon, "In need of credits..."
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The Master Ravenwood Tree suddenly flares with pulsating energy as Ashteru steps
through.
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Ashteru puts some gold sovereigns in a black leather and silk backpack.
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That person has chosen to ignore you.




Woah is me, my true love has snubbed me

And I think it's "woe is me"

The great and sagacious wisdom of Torak on RP vs. PK:


(Bellator Societas): Torak says, "No one will remember you for emoting "picks up a flower and smells it" or something similar and lame, but own an entire city? Hell yeah."

Weylin is secretly Keanu, but Soll thought he was Annabelle.

Mmhm.

Because I can't find anything funny on my own, I'll just bring this up again. I actually went back and forth for a few minutes before I decided to quite. These are a few of the better trophies I saw.

{not posted in the order logged}

The Valley of Seraphic Delights.
A rhythmic thrumming saturates the area, drawing attention to a war shrine of
Terentia nearby. This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. A
hunting trophy bearing A screaming maiden flail's head is here, a grisly
reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A beatific cherub flitters in the
air, giggling with delight.
You see exits leading northeast and southeast.

The Valley of Seraphic Delights.
A rhythmic thrumming saturates the area, drawing attention to a war shrine of
Terentia nearby. This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. A
hunting trophy bearing Ephemeral's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power
of a skillful hunter. A beatific cherub flitters in the air, giggling with
delight.
You see exits leading northeast and southeast.

The Valley of Seraphic Delights.
A rhythmic thrumming saturates the area, drawing attention to a war shrine of
Terentia nearby. This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. A
hunting trophy bearing 1000's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a
skillful hunter.
You see exits leading northeast and southeast.

The Valley of Seraphic Delights.
A rhythmic thrumming saturates the area, drawing attention to a war shrine of
Terentia nearby. This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. A
hunting trophy bearing A platinum spiked morningstar's head is here, a grisly
reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A stinking noxious cloud floats
here.
You see exits leading northeast and southeast.

The Valley of Seraphic Delights.
A rhythmic thrumming saturates the area, drawing attention to a war shrine of
Terentia nearby. This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. A
hunting trophy bearing A pine's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of
a skillful hunter. A stinking noxious cloud floats here.
You see exits leading northeast and southeast.

Crimson Psionist Mederrach Feyranti, Servant of the Stone says, "Why? Because we are Magnagoran, citizens of the Empire, and they are mere barbarian hordes."

Apprentice of Earth, Ildar says, "Eventually. Once we can organize ourselves."

Crimson Psionist Mederrach Feyranti, Servant of the Stone says, "They speak in strange, foreign tongues, often spewing gibberish."

Crimson Psionist Mederrach Feyranti, Servant of the Stone says, "Take the one called Mitch, for example... he always like to tell me that I "Will be nerfed."

Soll raises a palm which glows with a tiny pinpoint of light. The light turns
into a sparkling current of energy that slams into a baby rat, dissolving his
flesh.
Soll has scored an ANNIHILATINGLY POWERFUL CRITICAL HIT!
The final blow proves too much for a baby rat, who expires, pitifully.
A baby rat has been slain by Soll.



Poor baby rat.

I was there for that one.

Everyone gets this, but I think it's funny:

You have reached the illustrious level of mundane.

Serious oxymoron...

What's funnier is: You have reached the illustrious level of illustrious.

Yeah, i've been the Illustrious level of Illustrious many a time.

This is another one of those annoying Novices...

Shadowbound Aelus yells, "Want free G-A-Y sex, send me a tell!"

(Celest): Shaeden says, "Enemy."

Crusader of the Even-Blade, Grom, Dawn's Reaper yells, "Want to die?"

(Celest): Forren says, "Enemy Aelus."

(Celest): Shaeden says, "Please enemy..."

Aelus has been beaten to a pulp by a cavalier of the Light.

(Celest): Shaeden says, "Thank oyu."

(Celest): Catarin says, "What was the reason?"

(Celest): Shamarah says, "An obscene yell."

(Celest): Shaeden says, "And a childish one at that."

Note to Future Novices out there:
Grow up and no one is interested (well not all I think) are interested in GAY sex.

Amaru tells you, "How are you?"

Amaru tells you, "Damn, still married. Nevermind."

A quote from the Shadowdancer requirements:



I thought it was funny.