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by Viravain

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Tzekelkan2006-05-14 10:17:25
QUOTE(Ytraelux @ May 14 2006, 12:05 PM) 287906

What? Cyaece is a lucidian! How is that funny!


I found it funny. Excuse me and my horrible humour then.
Verithrax2006-05-14 14:57:21
QUOTE(Forren @ May 14 2006, 01:55 AM) 287842

(Market): You say, "A wand of webbing to keep Daevos at bay? A ring of
perfection, to keep minds alert in the fray? Forren's Enchantments!"

(Market): Thul says, "Verithrax has you so beat in advertisement..."
And a minute later..

(Market): Murphy says, "Murphy's family jewels, you know you want them."

HA-HA!
Unknown2006-05-15 22:14:26
(Glomdoring): Daganev says, "Sheia would like some assistance with foxes from a
druid... have fun with er."
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(Glomdoring): Kuraitaiyo says, "Howso?"
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(Glomdoring): Daganev says, "Er have fun with her.. don't ask me."
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(Glomdoring): Thul (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Cheh. Let the Terentian
rot."

(Glomdoring): Moralis says, "What exactly does she want?"
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(Glomdoring): Daganev says, "To bring foxes back to life."
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(Glomdoring): Moralis says, "We can't bring them back to life as foxes."
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(Glomdoring): Daganev says, "I told her we killed all the seren druids, so she
wants a blacktalon."

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(Glomdoring): Kuraitaiyo says, "What does she want exactly?"
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(Glomdoring): Daganev says, "So thats enough about that on these aethers."
2224h, 2692m, 2536e, 10p ex-

(Glomdoring): Daganev says, "Ask her."
Vix2006-05-15 22:17:32
QUOTE(Sarvasti @ May 15 2006, 05:14 PM) 288388
(Glomdoring): Daganev says, "I told her we killed all the seren druids, so she wants a blacktalon."

blink.gif They may be hard to find, but wow, gullible? tongue.gif
Athana2006-05-16 04:02:50
(Pupils): You say, "How are you two doing?"

Teresteil tells you, "Are you real?"

hehe thought it was cute tongue.gif
Richter2006-05-16 07:12:44
You say, "So many immortals I've never seen before."

Neleni, the Viper says, "Back into your box."

You chuckle long and heartily.

The Enchanting Forren, Mage of the Light says to you, "Indeed."

Neleni cuffs Rhoan upside his head.

Nessa nods her head at you, showing her acceptance.

Nessa Falassion says to you, "They've been hiding from us.."

You say, "They'd make neat figurines!"

Rhoan gives Nessa a lecherous smooch.

"Ha!" Rhoan exclaims with gusto.

With a malevolent smirk, Rhoan's form explodes into a mass of blood and gore, the only remaining evidence of His presence.

"Oooooooooh!" Nessa says, eyes wide with wonder.

You have emoted: Richter wiggles his fingers menacingly.

"Eep!", Nessa screams in fright.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

The Enchanting Forren, Mage of the Light says, "Erm.."

You say, "That's the most interesting exit I've ever seen."

The Enchanting Forren, Mage of the Light smiles and says, "Do you immortal beings truly enjoy kissing us?"

You frown and say, "Even beats mine."

Neleni, the Viper says, "Not particularly."

Akussa, the Red Rose says, "Such talkative little toads."

Neleni, the Viper says, "The prize was her idea."

Comprehension flashes across Forren's face.

Bashara chuckles long and heartily.

You say to Forren, "I imagine immortals kissing mortals is like us kissing a cat."

Bashara blinks.

"Ummmm," Nessa says uncertainly.

Bashara Blackmane, Ebonguard Axelord says, "Oi mate."

The Enchanting Forren, Mage of the Light says to you, "Quite dirty."

Forren nods his head at himself.

Before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Brennan Stormcrow paces here, his
cadaverous body twitching with sudden jerks. An animated skeleton stands here with a
ghostly outline of a bat around its skull. An animated skeleton stands here with a
ghostly outline of a spider around its skull. An animated skeleton stands here with a
ghostly outline of a beetle around its skull. An animated skeleton stands here with a
ghostly outline of a wasp around its skull. The Master Ravenwood Tree towers over
everything here, pulsing with an immeasurable yet dark power. Casting darkness all
around, a shadow totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling the air. There are 10
dark nighthags here. Twisting shadows coalesce here in a dark convergence, basking
the area with a sense of protection. There are 10 shadowlord widowriders here. A
hemlock sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Diamante Stillwind is here. He
wields a master blacksmith's hammer in his left hand and a dwarven battle hammer in
his right.
You see a single exit leading north.
Brennan Stormcrow exclaims, "You have interfered once too often!"
A dark nighthag says, "Tread lightly, Richter."
You are transported by the power of the Divine.

A shadowlord widowrider orders his great spider to attack, causing it to lunge and
slam its mandibles into your chest.
A shadowlord widowrider screams the name of Mother Night as he rears his great spider
and slams his wicked lance into your chest.
A shadowlord widowrider orders his great spider to attack, causing it to lunge and
slam its mandibles into your chest.
A dark nighthag gives a cruel grin as she flings balls of shadow at you, which burst
against your chest and cause you to stagger back.
A dark nighthag gives a cruel grin as she flings balls of shadow at you, which burst
against your chest and cause you to stagger back.
You have been slain by a dark nighthag.
Variables reset.
Active mode.

*spam*

A bright light surrounds your spirit as it floats unfettered from your body. You see
an image of censor.gif as though through a long corridor. Quickly, you fly towards him,
feeling a new body knit itself around you until you are reborn into the world of
flesh and blood.

*rezzed*

You shout, "Anyone know how I was instantly transported to the only place I'm enemied
to?"


The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "I am so very sorry. I mean
to send you to Deepnight and accidentally sent you there. I had forgotten you were
removed from Glomdoring."

The Divine voice of Akussa, the Red Rose echoes in your head, "My deepest apologies
to you, Richter."

You tell Akussa, the Red Rose, "Eh, it's alright..."

Rhoan, the Sanguinary's voice reverberates, "This is what happens when you let the
young ones out of Their box. They throw people a little to hard in the wrong
direction."
Ekard2006-05-16 12:54:38
Heh, i remeber when Buho once telported me to Megalith and back to Pool. biggrin.gif
Murphy2006-05-17 03:57:17
(Bellator Societas): Ixion (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Get off my sphere icarus."
Kiarlea2006-05-18 00:59:12
We love our Regent

(Serenwilde): You say, "Don't confuse Nejii so late in the month!"
(Serenwilde): Sarrasri says, "Not like it's hard to do..."
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Heeey."
(Serenwilde): Derian says, "It's not your fault, Nejii. You're just old, and furry. Can't do much about that..."
(Serenwilde): You say, "Watch who you call old."
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "And being furry has nothing to do with it, also. Hmph."
(Serenwilde): Derian says, "Heh, that doesn't make you old, Kiarlea. You're too intimidating to be old..."
(Serenwilde): You say, "Woot!"
(Serenwilde): Derian says, "I dunno, I have noticed that furry people tend to be a little less sane than the rest of us."
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "What, I have to work on being intimidating now?"
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "I'm taller than Kia!"
(Serenwilde): Flarya (from the Aetherways) says, "Thats not true."
(Order): You say, "Haha, take that!"
(Order): Nejii says, "That sucks!"
(Serenwilde): Flarya (from the Aetherways) says, "Im perfectly sane."
(Serenwilde): Flarya (from the Aetherways) says, "And very furrie."
(Serenwilde): Sarrasri says, "Well, if we're getting into height, I'm taller than everyone in my family."
(Serenwilde): You say, "I'm the smallest in my family."
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "I'm probably second tallest...never measured myself against my brother, hmm."
(Serenwilde): Sarrasri says, "And I find Kiarlea more intimidating than you Nejii so height has nothing to do with it."
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Pah."
(Order): You say, "Hahaha, told."
(Order): Nejii says, "That also sucks!"
(Serenwilde): You say, "I love this commune!"
(Serenwilde): Derian says, "It's because Kiarlea isn't furry...something about all that hair makes you not scary."
(Serenwilde): Derian says, "Heh, we love you too, Kiarlea! Don't get too excited though, if those wings flutter too much you might blow the poor Regent over."

Poor Nejii!
Shiri2006-05-18 01:43:10
*such a victim* sad.gif
Athana2006-05-18 01:44:18
Ur'Commander Kalas Ixion, Voice of a God says, "These have to hold you off for a
year or so."
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Ixion gives a pained sigh.
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Ixion gazes longingly into your eyes before he slowly leans toward you, kissing
you deeply.
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His tongue dancing gracefully, Ixion kisses you with melting passion.
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Ixion gazes longingly into your eyes before he slowly leans toward you, kissing
you deeply.
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Ixion grabs you in a sudden embrace and smothers your face with loving kisses.
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Ixion kisses you passionately.
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Ixion gives you a lecherous smooch.
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Ixion strokes you tenderly.
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Ixion gazes at you, his eyes starry and bright.
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Ixion gazes deep into the soul of you, his heart in his eyes.
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Ixion takes you by the hand, draws you into him, and whispers, "I love you,
Athana."
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Ixion gazes longingly into your eyes before he slowly leans toward you, kissing
you deeply.
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His tongue dancing gracefully, Ixion kisses you with melting passion.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion gazes longingly into your eyes before he slowly leans toward you, kissing
you deeply.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion grabs you in a sudden embrace and smothers your face with loving kisses.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion kisses you passionately.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion gives you a lecherous smooch.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion strokes you tenderly.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion gazes at you, his eyes starry and bright.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion gazes deep into the soul of you, his heart in his eyes.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion takes you by the hand, draws you into him, and whispers, "I love you,
Athana."
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion gazes longingly into your eyes before he slowly leans toward you, kissing
you deeply.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
His tongue dancing gracefully, Ixion kisses you with melting passion.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion gazes longingly into your eyes before he slowly leans toward you, kissing
you deeply.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion grabs you in a sudden embrace and smothers your face with loving kisses.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion kisses you passionately.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion gives you a lecherous smooch.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion strokes you tenderly.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion gazes at you, his eyes starry and bright.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion gazes deep into the soul of you, his heart in his eyes.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion takes you by the hand, draws you into him, and whispers, "I love you,
Athana."
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion gazes longingly into your eyes before he slowly leans toward you, kissing
you deeply.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
His tongue dancing gracefully, Ixion kisses you with melting passion.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion gazes longingly into your eyes before he slowly leans toward you, kissing
you deeply.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion grabs you in a sudden embrace and smothers your face with loving kisses.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion kisses you passionately.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion gives you a lecherous smooch.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion strokes you tenderly.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion gazes at you, his eyes starry and bright.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion gazes deep into the soul of you, his heart in his eyes.
6948h, 7698m, 8317e, 10p esSixk<>-
Ixion takes you by the hand, draws you into him, and whispers, "I love you,
Athana."
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You blink.
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Ur'Commander Kalas Ixion, Voice of a God says, "Bye love."
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Ixion grows still and his lips begin to move silently.


He's going to be away for a week or two and Athy is going to miss him but wow was not expecting that hehe... tongue.gif
Unknown2006-05-18 02:27:51
(Celest): Luminos says, "Anyone avaliable to teach me in the art of slaughtering
opponents using well-aligned verbal comprehension and bewildering manipulation
of immaculate, incognizant denizens?"

(Celest): Svalis says, "....huh?"

(Celest): You say, "He means Influence."

(Celest): Luminos says, "Yes."

(Celest): Luminos says, "Influence."
Stangmar2006-05-18 03:04:09
QUOTE(Shiri @ May 17 2006, 07:43 PM) 289242

*such a victim* sad.gif

You should come to Magnagora then. God help the poor soul who tries to make fun of Daevos on CT.... or anywhere else for that matter. wink.gif
Shiri2006-05-18 03:11:56
QUOTE(stangmar @ May 18 2006, 04:04 AM) 289256

You should come to Magnagora then. God help the poor soul who tries to make fun of Daevos on CT.... or anywhere else for that matter. wink.gif


Yes, that might be convincing IF DAEVOS WASN'T EMPEROR. tongue.gif
Unknown2006-05-18 05:02:18
QUOTE(Shiri @ May 17 2006, 11:11 PM) 289258

Yes, that might be convincing IF DAEVOS WASN'T EMPEROR. tongue.gif


He isn't emperor, and hasn't been for a few decades. tongue.gif
Shiri2006-05-18 05:49:52
...whatever. Same thing!
Murphy2006-05-18 06:20:26
Hmm, hell anyone making fun of me on CT generally ends up with a foot in their ass.
Shiri2006-05-18 14:45:35
Ialie says:
Ialie says: Is nejii drunk?
Ialie says: Erk.. I asked this in the wrong window
Max says: Pfft
Ialie says: I hope no one notices
Max says: He might be
Max says: Never know with that guy
Shiri says: WTF

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I WOULDN'T have noticed if you guys hadn't distracted me enough to look at the window from the skype conversation by beeping at it with your "oops"es tongue.gif
Valarien2006-05-18 14:49:26
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Sipelus2006-05-18 16:15:23
Faeling in the big city:


(Celest): Svalis says, "Eveybody doing okay?"

(Celest): Svalis says, "*evreybody."

(Celest): Svalis says, "..."

(Celest): Svalis says, "Ya'll."