The odd room descriptions continue...

Cloying muck.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. 13-24 Casting darkness all around, a
shadow totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling the air. A hemlock sapling
clings tenaciously to the ground here.
You see exits leading southeast and southwest.

Note that the '13-24' was in violet.

Interviewing new citizens:

Ur'Grunt Varus stares at his wrists, as if looking at a watch. Yes, Varus knows
watches do not exist, but the laws of Lusternia magically bend to his will.
Sometimes.
4700h, 3740m, 3740e, 10p ex-
Ur'Grunt Varus says, "Er, wrist."
4700h, 3740m, 3740e, 10p ex-
Ur'Grunt Varus says, "This one."
4700h, 3740m, 3740e, 10p ex-unwield left
unwield right
put 14419 in pack
put 317 in pack
get 7507 from pack
get 10274 from pack
wield 7507 left
wield 10274 right

You cease wielding a diamond-tipped darksteel lance in your left hand.
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You aren't wielding anything.
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You hold no "14419".
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You hold no "317".
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A fesix backpack doesn't contain that.
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A fesix backpack doesn't contain that.
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You begin to wield Urlach's Fury in your left hand.
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You begin to wield Orlachmar's Wrath in your right hand.
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Horth raises an eyebrow questioningly.
4700h, 3740m, 3740e, 10p ex- Target: varus

Ur'Grunt Varus points at his left wrist.
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Gaetele cringes pathetically.
4700h, 3740m, 3740e, 10p ex-say can I kill it?

You say, "Can I kill it?"
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Gaetele says, "I don't like those."
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Gaetele coughs softly.
4700h, 3740m, 3740e, 10p ex-
Varus shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.
4700h, 3740m, 3740e, 10p ex-say okay, we know one person who's not getting in

You say, "Okay, we know one person who's not getting in."
4700h, 3740m, 3740e, 10p ex-say that's why we have these little talks

You say, "That's why we have these little talks."
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Varus sniffles softly.
4700h, 3740m, 3740e, 10p ex-
"Heh heh heh" Gaetele chuckles.
4700h, 3740m, 3740e, 10p ex-say in fact, I'm going to kill you in one hit, if you don't leave now

You say, "In fact, I'm going to kill you in one hit, if you don't leave now."




I'm getting less and less tolerant, and they're getting dumber and dumber. On an irritating side note, he was strong enough to survive a pulp from Murphy's old flails, I hadn't been in tae'dae form though. Drat.

Shiri> Anyway, ciao guys
laters Shiri
|<-- Shiri has left castle.deathwyrm.net (Quit: For Glomdoring!)

from IRC

(Celestines) You say, "What does pox do?"

(Celestines) Amaru says, "Throws your opponent off balance every 10 years."

Made me laugh anyway.

(Market): Richter says, "Looking to join a forging cartel."
1912h, 2848m, 3004e, 10p, 8460en, 12778w ex-market don't you have one?
(Market): You say, "Don't you have one?"
1912h, 2848m, 3004e, 10p, 8460en, 12790w ex-
(Market): Richter says, "Three."
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(Market): Richter says, "In my defence, one was free."

Hope I'm not breaking any confidences, but there was (what I thought) a hilarious exchange during the Great Cosmic Sleep event yesterday that I just can't help but sharing. Don't know if the players thought this was funny or not but it cracked me up. To paraphrase the conversation:

BAALPHEGAR: Send an expendible Nihlist to Celestia.

NIGREDO (to Daevos): Who should we send?

DAEVOS (to Nigredo): You.

Daevos is so great.

I was just wondering if anyone would notice that...

You lay out a spread of your finest cuisine and delicasies before your guests.
Enjoying the food yourself, you delight even more at the sight of everyone
indulging themselves in this epicurian feast, eating and drinking until utterly
satiated. The fine meal not only lifts your spirits, but enhances your body as
well.

Rhoan, the Sanguinary says, "Very nice. Now I may have enough strength to steal
Lord Fain's whip."

Rhoan shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Zalana grins mischievously at Rhoan.

A wry smile spreads across your face.

7289h, 8272m, 8689e, 10p eSxk<>- < 19:44:38.687">discern rhoan

You discern that Rhoan, the Sanguinary could destroy you without breaking a
sweat.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Ur'Commandant, Marquessa Kayde De'Unnero, Painted with tears says, "I want
m'lords swords."

You say to Kayde, "They are actually in the Temple."

You say, "If you can pull them out of the stone!"

Ur'Commandant, Marquessa Kayde De'Unnero, Painted with tears says, "I know."

Kayde gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Ur'Commandant, Marquessa Kayde De'Unnero, Painted with tears says, "Therein lies
the problem."

Kayde taps her nose knowingly.

Myrmidon Kalas Ildaudid says to you, "You know dad will be there all the time
trying."

Ildaudid smirks.

Kayde gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Ur'Commandant, Marquessa Kayde De'Unnero, Painted with tears says, "He will."

The corners of Zalana's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Ur'Commandant, Marquessa Kayde De'Unnero, Painted with tears says, "We'll be like, Ixion.. come away from there.. you can't get them out.. you've been trying for 10 years."

Ildaudid grins and nods at Kayde.

psi id throatlock rafael
psi superstratus leglock rafael
psi substratus trip rafael
You carefully pinch the esophagus of Rafael.
Rafael coughs and splutters.
4831h, 4631m, 4189e, 10p, 19030en, 18980w esSx-

With telekinetic force, you freeze the leg muscles of Rafael.
4831h, 4631m, 3989e, 10p, 19030en, 18930w esx-
You send a telekinetic hook around the legs of Rafael, then give it a jerk.
Rafael suddenly cries out and falls on his face.
4831h, 4631m, 3914e, 10p, 19030en, 18880w ex-
You must regain equilibrium first.
concentrate

Rafael stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

*** They are Standing ***
4831h, 4631m, 3914e, 10p, 19030en, 18880w ex-
oops
4831h, 4631m, 3914e, 10p, 19030en, 18886w ex-
look
"Oops!" you exclaim with a bashful expression.
4831h, 4631m, 3914e, 10p, 19030en, 18886w ex-

Sir Rafael Lenu says, "Omg."
4831h, 4631m, 3914e, 10p, 19030en, 18886w ex-

You feel the Id channel open again.
4831h, 4631m, 3914e, 10p, 19030en, 18886w eix-

You feel the Substratus channel open again.
4831h, 4631m, 3914e, 10p, 19030en, 18886w esix-
cough

You feel the Superstratus channel has been fully locked.
4831h, 4631m, 3914e, 10p, 19030en, 18898w esix-
You cough softly.
4831h, 4631m, 3914e, 10p, 19030en, 18898w esix-

(House Aurendil): Rafael says, "HEWLP HES OWNING ME AGAIN."
4831h, 4631m, 3914e, 10p, 19030en, 18898w esix-

(House Aurendil): Rafael says, "WTF."
4831h, 4631m, 3914e, 10p, 19030en, 18898w esix-

(House Aurendil): Rafael says, "Was that ."
4831h, 4631m, 3914e, 10p, 19030en, 18904w esix-
'focus body
You say, "Focus body."
4831h, 4631m, 3914e, 10p, 19030en, 18904w esix-

(House Aurendil): Rafael says, "Hey I cured it."

Most noticeable novice I've seen.

You give a red blanket to Tshura, an aged krokani.
Tshura, an aged krokani exclaims, "Oooh, that's perfect! Here, have this!"
Tshura, an aged krokani tosses a small bag of gold to you.

You put 350 gold sovereigns in a black leather and silk backpack.

The end of your cudgel forms a knotty burl and you point it at Tshura, an aged
krokani. The burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into her
flesh.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
The final blow proves too much for Tshura, an aged krokani, who expires,
pitifully.
You have slain Tshura, an aged krokani.
A red blanket tumbles out of the corpse of Tshura, an aged krokani.

The corpse of Tshura, an aged krokani puts a red blanket over her legs, humming
happily.

Made me giggle just watching...



The body of Kalas Balizar appears in a flash and his soul descends to fill it,
causing the previously expressionless face to fill with emotion.
-
Ildar arrives from the west.
-
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Balizar inclines his head politely to those around him.
-
Sparkling motes of bright light surround the Megalith of Doom.
-
A thoughtful scholar scuttles in from the ether.
-
Balizar leaves to the north.
-
Scratching his head, a thoughtful scholar wanders out to the north,
preoccupied.
-
Balizar arrives from the north.
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A bit of dark essence is absorbed into the Megalith of Doom.
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A bit of dark essence is absorbed into the Megalith of Doom.
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A bit of dark essence is absorbed into the Megalith of Doom.
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A bit of dark essence is absorbed into the Megalith of Doom.
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A bit of dark essence is absorbed into the Megalith of Doom.
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A bit of dark essence is absorbed into the Megalith of Doom.
-
A bit of dark essence is absorbed into the Megalith of Doom.
-
Kalas Athana, Lady of the Black Soil says, "Bali!"
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Black smoke is released from the Megalith of Doom as it grows with power.
A bit of light essence oozes out of the Megalith of Doom and drops to the
ground.
-
Black smoke is released from the Megalith of Doom as it grows with power.
-
Black smoke is released from the Megalith of Doom as it grows with power.
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Black smoke is released from the Megalith of Doom as it grows with power.
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Black smoke is released from the Megalith of Doom as it grows with power.
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Black smoke is released from the Megalith of Doom as it grows with power.
-
The perception of time momentarily slows to a fraction as Clotho takes up the
Tapestry of Fate and studies the weft of the fabric, lengthening and smoothing
errant threads. Time rushes forward as the memory fades, yet the understanding
unfolds that a myriad paths in Lusternia have opened up before you, some
leading to noble deeds and others to dark triumphs.
-
Black smoke is released from the Megalith of Doom as it grows with power.
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Black smoke is released from the Megalith of Doom as it grows with power.
-
Athana gives Balizar a compassionate hug.
-
Ethelon slaps Balizar on the cheek.
-
Balizar licks Athana.
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Athana gives Ethelon the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.
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Athana grabs protectively at herself.
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Athana grabs protectively at Balizar.
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Balizar leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at Ethelon.
Balizar connects.
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Balizar grabs protectively at Athana.
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Galnish stares into his cupped hands.
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Galnish places his hands on the Megalith of Doom and disappears in a fountain
of pulsating energy.
-
Kalas Balizar says, "So do I have to keep kicking you or are you going to tell
me why?"
-
Athana raises an eyebrow questioningly.
-
Kalas Athana, Lady of the Black Soil says, "Why what?"
-
Kalas Balizar says, "The slap..."
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Balizar breaks down and sobs uncontrollably.
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Ferlas arrives following Destroyer of Minds, Revan.
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Revan stares into his cupped hands.
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Revan nods his head at Zenerock.
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Pupil Zenerock says, "Hi revan."
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Ferlas scratches her head looking for an idea.
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Ferlas performs a graceful curtsey.
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Balizar raises his hand in greeting to Ferlas and says "Hi!"
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Zenerock begs Revan to impart some of the knowledge of Psionics to him.
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Revan bows to Zenerock and commences the lesson in Psionics.
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Balizar shudders violently.
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Balizar leaves to the north.
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Zenerock tells you, "What's the rate at which lessons restore? 1 every hour or something along that line..."

HAHAHA hell i wish

(Celest): Lumin says, "I have crabs."

(Celest): Lumin says, "Wait, not those crabs..."

(Celest): Vesar says, "Heh....."

(Celest): Svalis says, "Yes...I'm sure you do."

(Celest): Tekora says, "Bad Lumin."

(Celest): Svalis says, "Heh."

(Serenwilde): Asmodea says, "I wonder what the big thing is with joining
Glomdoring lately, maybe I should go scope it out?"
(Serenwilde): Seiko says, "Asmodea."
(Serenwilde): Ialie (from the Aetherways) says, "They have cookies."
(Serenwilde): Yini says, "Heh."

Awww, you ooze? We shudder, and oozing is so much cooler!

(Bellator Societas): Dahira says, "Yes alger my ass is pretty hot come tap it."

I have two words for you.