Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Richter2005-10-27 02:29:00
(The Aethercity of Deepnight): You say, "What we need to do is get everyone in the clan to message Estarra to let me have a bank."
(The Aethercity of Deepnight): Raxilin (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Done."
(The Aethercity of Deepnight): You say, "I wasn't serious..."
(The Aethercity of Deepnight): Raxilin (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Oh."
(The Aethercity of Deepnight): Raxilin (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "..."
Narsrim2005-10-27 03:10:41
Geb waves good-bye and disappears from sight.
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Geb briefly holds a hand over his mouth, then removes it and reveals sparkling blue lips.
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Icarus waves goodbye at Geb.

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I found this quite amusing.
Richter2005-10-27 07:14:01
(Vaeros Barosi): You say, "Think I should leave?"
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Tendrils of light from the node reach out and wrap around Geb, whose eyes glow
with a fierce luminosity before fading to normal.
5385h, 1631m, 3100e, 10p ex-clt I just got full

(Vaeros Barosi): You say, "I just got full."
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Tendrils of light from a power node reach out and wrap around Destridas, whose
eyes glow with a fierce luminosity before fading to normal.
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(Glomdoring): Ciaran says, "Come where?"
5385h, 1608m, 3100e, 10p ex-clt no dying for me

(Vaeros Barosi): You say, "No dying for me."
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Brenon arrives from the southeast.
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(Vaeros Barosi): Kymir says, "I would, if I was you."
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Tendrils of light from a power node reach out and wrap around Caighan, whose
eyes glow with a fierce luminosity before fading to normal.
Tendrils of light from the node reach out and wrap around Kymir, whose eyes
glow with a fierce luminosity before fading to normal.
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Great gouts of multicolour light converge and release an enormous explosion of
power. You scream soundlessly as your flesh is scoured from your bones.

Caighan has been slain by a power node.
Kymir has been slain by a power node.
Kymir drops the corpse of a wild coyote.
Kymir drops the corpse of a wild coyote.
Kymir drops the corpse of a wild coyote.
Kymir drops the corpse of a wild coyote.
Kymir drops the corpse of a wild coyote.
Kymir drops the corpse of a wild coyote.
Kymir drops the corpse of a wild coyote.
Kymir drops the corpse of a lumbering sandojin.
Kymir drops the corpse of a lucidian warrior.
Kymir drops the corpse of a lucidian warrior.
Kymir drops the corpse of a lucidian warrior.
Kymir drops the corpse of a trill warrior.
Kymir drops the corpse of a trill warrior.
Kymir drops the corpse of a trill warrior.
Kymir drops the corpse of a lucidian warrior.
Kymir drops the corpse of J'hal'ck Taroch.
Kymir drops the corpse of a lucidian warrior.
Kymir drops the corpse of a lucidian warrior.
Kymir drops the corpse of a lucidian warrior.
Kymir drops the corpse of a lucidian warrior.
Kymir drops the corpse of Raa Mooneye.
Kymir drops the corpse of a lucidian researcher in a red overcoat.
Kymir drops the corpse of a lucidian researcher in a yellow overcoat.
Kymir drops the corpse of a lucidian researcher in a blue overcoat.
Kymir drops the corpse of Indiau Eepex.
Kymir drops the corpse of Seela Mooneye.
Eol has been slain by a power node.
Eol drops the corpse of a rat.
Eol drops the corpse of a young rat.
Eol drops the corpse of a rat.
Eol drops the corpse of a baby rat.
Eol drops the corpse of a baby rat.
Eol drops the corpse of a rat.
Eol drops the corpse of a spectral woman.
Eol drops the corpse of a spectral woman.
Eol drops the corpse of a spectral paladin.
Eol drops the corpse of the spectre of Muurelt Symfale.
Eol drops the corpse of a spectral man.
Eol drops the corpse of a spectral man.
Eol drops the corpse of a spectral woman.
Eol drops the corpse of a spectral paladin.
Eol drops the corpse of a spectral paladin.
Eol drops the corpse of a spectral paladin.
Eol drops the corpse of a spectral paladin.
Eol drops the corpse of a spectral paladin.
Eol drops the corpse of a spectral paladin.
Eol drops the corpse of a spectral woman.
Eol drops the corpse of the spectre of Rudzine Reltine.
Eol drops the corpse of a spectral paladin.
Tsakar has been slain by a power node.
Brenon has been slain by a power node.
Brenon drops the corpse of a baby rat.
Brenon drops a group of 100 pennyroyal bunches.
Brenon drops a group of 100 yarrow sprigs.
Brenon drops a group of 20 reishi mushrooms.
A ghostly form rises from Brenon's body followed by a bright flash. A new
breathing body appears around the form, restoring him from certain death.
A surge of rejuvenating energy floods your system, healing your wounds.
Destridas has been slain by a power node.
Destridas drops some golden sovereigns onto the ground.
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Brenon leaves to the southeast.
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Geb takes a drink from an onyx vial.
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Geb reads a scroll.
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Geb eats a sparkleberry.
1859h, 1633m, 3100e, 10p ex-say well, I cant link anymore

You say, "Well, I cant link anymore." (happened so fast that I still said this after it happened tongue.gif)
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Geb takes a drink from an onyx vial.
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(Vaeros Barosi): Dysolis says, "Ouch."
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get essence

You pick up some gold sovereigns.
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I see no "essence" to take.
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Geb, riding L'eau de Brume, a mist dragon, leaves to the southeast.
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The soul of Kymir says, "Heh."
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Brenon arrives from the southeast.
2328h, 1513m, 3100e, 10p ex-say nevermind

You say, "Nevermind."


**About two minutes later, Karrah finds out he can still link, and the node is low**


(Vaeros Barosi): Karrah says, "What the hell."
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Kymir mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains
hovering before him.
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Eol mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains hovering
before him.
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Kymir narrows his eyes at a power node in an unnerving manner.
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Spreading your arms wide, you spin clockwise and visualize a circle of
protection. A shimmering white orb springs up around you.
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Strangely enough, Tsakar squats down as though miming that he is pulling a pair
of pants down around his feet. He stands up with a look of satisfaction.
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(Vaeros Barosi): Dysolis says, "?"
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Old Imperial Road approaching Gaudiguch. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The stars
twinkle in the clear night sky. A statue of a desert dashro stands here,
memorializing his noble spirit. There are 5 hideous archdemons here. A
shimmering black morphling is here, pulsing gently. A crystalline power node
pushes up from the ground here. Standing as still as death, the Nil Grim
Horror's very presence here fills the room with despair. The Eye of Vengeance,
Caighan, Scourge of the Damned is here. He wields a tower shield of twilight
blue steel in his left hand. Karrah is here. He wields a key in his left hand.
Nightborne Destridas of the Dark Weave is here, shrouded. He wields an iron
shield in his left hand. Kymir, Vengeful Initiate is here, shrouded. He wields
an onyx wand in his left hand and an iron shield in his right. Ponderer of Dark
Fate, Eol Ravenfeather-Drakonis is here, shrouded. He wields an iron shield in
his left hand. Scribe Tsakar d'Koicei, Planar Wanderer is here. Dysolis is
here. He wields a hefty shovel in his left hand.
You see a single exit leading southeast.
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You have recovered equilibrium.

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(Vaeros Barosi): Brenon says, "What's up?"
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Tsakar makes a series of complex gestures and begins to rapidly shrink in size.
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Strangely enough, Eol squats down as though miming that he is pulling a pair of
pants down around his feet. He stands up with a look of satisfaction.
5385h, 834m, 3100e, 10p ex-clt crystalline

(Vaeros Barosi): You say, "Crystalline."
5385h, 811m, 3100e, 10p ex-clt what level is that?

(Vaeros Barosi): You say, "What level is that?"
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With a look of intense concentration, Eol's fingers pluck at non-existant
objects in the air, then stops and smiles with satisfaction.
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Eol makes a series of complex gestures and begins to rapidly shrink in size.
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Archon Richter Carthan
Sex : Male Race : Human
Level : 70 (40%) Rank : Plenary
Health : 5385/5385 Endurance : 17550/17550
Mana : 836/1655 Willpower : 15338/15450
Ego : 3100/3100 Reserves : 100%
Karma : 49%
You are ranked 162nd in Lusternia.
You stand tall as a proud member of the Forest of Glomdoring.
You have reached the rank of 'Shadow Warden' in your commune.
You are an aide to the Minister of Power.
You are Circle of the Ebon Feathers in the Ebonguard.
You are a member of the Darkhammer Forging Cartel.
You are an Ethereal Wanderer in the Fellowship of Explorers
You are the clan head of the clan called 'The Merchant's Guild'.
You are a member of the clan called 'The Silverscribe Bookbinding Cartel.'
You are a member of the clan called 'Twilight Delights Cooking Cartel.'
You are the clan head of the clan called 'The Black Anvil Forging Cartel'.
You are a member of the clan called 'The Bears' Lair.'
You are a member of the clan called 'Vaeros Barosi.'
You are the clan head of the clan called 'The Aethercity of Deepnight'.
You are a member of the clan called 'The Southern Trade Coalition.'
You are a member of the clan called 'The Fates' Thread Tailoring Cartel.'
You are a member of the clan called 'Clockwork Craftwork Artisan Cartel.'
You are a member of the clan called 'Dragon's Hoard Jewelry Cartel.'
You are Council of the Ebon in the Divine Order of Raezon, the Forbidden.
You are able to take on proteges.
You possess 1 clan slot permits.
You are 60 years old.
You were born on the 25th of Estar, 71 years after the Coming of Estarra.
You are carrying 150 gold sovereigns.
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outr sparkleberry
eat sparkleberry

Karrah lays his hands upon a power node and closes his eyes. The air around him
sparkles and fills with a thrumming buzz.
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(Vaeros Barosi): Brenon says, "The lowest."
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You take a drink from a bloodstone vial.
Your mind feels stronger and more alert.
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You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 1521.
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You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
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You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
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You take a drink from a bloodstone vial.
Your mind feels stronger and more alert.
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(Vaeros Barosi): Brenon says, "Between 0 and 5%."
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You may eat another sparkleberry.
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You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
5385h, 1631m, 3100e, 10p ex-sip mana
outr sparkleberry
eat sparkleberry

You take a drink from a bloodstone vial.
Your mind feels stronger and more alert.
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Eol raises his arms over his head and a glittering cloak appears and settles
over his shoulders.
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Tsakar raises his arms over his head and a glittering cloak appears and settles
over his shoulders.
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You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 1520.
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You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
5385h, 1655m, 3100e, 10p ex-clt its gonna blow again then?

(Vaeros Barosi): You say, "Its gonna blow again then?"
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With a look of intense concentration, Tsakar's fingers pluck at non-existant
objects in the air, then stops and smiles with satisfaction.
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(Vaeros Barosi): Karrah says, "Wait, what?"
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You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
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You take a drink from a bloodstone vial.
Your mind feels stronger and more alert.
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Kymir coughs softly.
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You may eat another sparkleberry.
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You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
5385h, 1632m, 3100e, 10p ex-sip mana
outr sparkleberry
eat sparkleberry

Great gouts of multicolour light converge and release an enormous explosion of
power. You scream soundlessly as your flesh is scoured from your bones.

Caighan has been slain by a power node.
Dysolis has been slain by a power node.
A ghostly form rises from Dysolis's body followed by a bright flash. A new
breathing body appears around the form, restoring him from certain death.
Tsakar has been slain by a power node.
Tsakar drops a group of 100 yarrow sprigs.
Tsakar drops a group of 20 reishi mushrooms.
Tsakar drops the corpse of a young rat.
Tsakar drops the corpse of a wild coyote.
Tsakar drops the corpse of a baby rat.
Tsakar drops the corpse of a rat.
Tsakar drops the corpse of a baby rat.
Tsakar drops the corpse of a baby rat.
Tsakar drops the corpse of Indiau Eepex.
Karrah has been slain by a power node.
Karrah drops the corpse of J'hal'ck Taroch.
Karrah drops the corpse of a lucidian researcher in a red overcoat.
Karrah drops the corpse of a lucidian researcher in a yellow overcoat.
Karrah drops the corpse of a lucidian researcher in a blue overcoat.
A ghostly form rises from Karrah's body followed by a bright flash. A new
breathing body appears around the form, restoring him from certain death.
Eol has been slain by a power node.
Eol drops the corpse of a trill warrior.
Eol drops the corpse of a lucidian warrior.
Eol drops the corpse of a lucidian warrior.
Eol drops the corpse of a lucidian warrior.
Eol drops the corpse of a lucidian warrior.
Eol drops the corpse of a wild coyote.
Eol drops the corpse of a wild coyote.
Eol drops the corpse of a wild coyote.
Kymir has been slain by a power node.
Kymir drops the corpse of a rat.
Kymir drops the corpse of Raa Mooneye.
Kymir drops the corpse of Seela Mooneye.
Dysolis has been slain by a power node.
Karrah has been slain by a power node.
Destridas has been slain by a power node.
Destridas drops the corpse of a lucidian warrior.
Destridas drops the corpse of a wild coyote.
Destridas drops the corpse of a wild coyote.
A power node melts away into nothing, and a ghostly outline of the Hand of
Tzaraziko rises up and spins in the air before fading away.
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You take a drink from a bloodstone vial.
Your mind feels stronger and more alert.
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You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 1519.
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You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
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You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
1059h, 1655m, 3100e, 10p ex-sip mana

You take a drink from a bloodstone vial.
Your mind feels stronger and more alert.
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You may eat another sparkleberry.
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The soul of Dysolis says, "......."
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The soul of Kymir says, "Damn you, Karrah!"



I have odd timing, right before both, I was cluelessly wondering when it was going to...

*BOOM*
Ashteru2005-10-27 07:34:32
Well, he -HAS- imagination...

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Ciaran Aen'ye says to you, "How do you think I look Ashteru?"
2556h, 4063m, 3420e, 10p, 13660en, 19510w ex---/09:27:11.468/ l ciaran

He is an ordinary human and is armored from head to toe. His great-helm reveals
only his yellow eyes with deep red specks orbiting his coal black irises.
Flowing down from under his great-helm and over the darkened iron of his
full-plate his white hair sways. Bat like wings hang limply over his muscular
shoulders as vestigial organs paying homage to his faeling ancestry. He stands
about five and two thirds feet tall. He is wearing a blackened iron warrior
great helm, and a massive suit of full plate armour.
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The bright sun shines down upon you.
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Ciaran strikes a pose.
2556h, 4063m, 3420e, 10p, 13660en, 19510w ex---/09:27:19.640/ tug

You tug your chin thoughtfully.
2556h, 4063m, 3420e, 10p, 13660en, 19510w ex---/09:27:21.093/ say ...a bit...well...

You say, "...a bit...well..."
2556h, 4063m, 3420e, 10p, 13660en, 19510w ex---/09:27:39.515/ tug

You tug your chin thoughtfully.
2556h, 4063m, 3420e, 10p, 13660en, 19510w ex---/09:27:40.781/ say Nonshowing?

You say, "Nonshowing?"
2556h, 4063m, 3420e, 10p, 13660en, 19510w ex---/09:27:47.796/ say And are you human?

You say, "And are you human?"
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Tamerlane arrives from the down.
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Glorious rays of morning light burst forth from Father Sun's crown as it peeks
over the world's edge, announcing a bright and shining new dawn.
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Ciaran Aen'ye says, "Yes."
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The bright sun shines down upon you.
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Ciaran Aen'ye says, "I am human.."
2556h, 4063m, 3420e, 10p, 13660en, 19510w ex---/09:29:03.187/ say Never saw a human with wings...

You say, "Never saw a human with wings..."
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Ciaran Aen'ye says, "You have never laid eyes apon me."
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Ciaran tells you, "I am descendant of two faelings."
2556h, 4063m, 3420e, 10p, 13660en, 19510w ex---/09:29:38.875/ ah

Comprehension flashes across your face.
2556h, 4063m, 3420e, 10p, 13660en, 19510w ex---/09:29:42.031/ nod

You nod your head emphatically.
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The wind whistles eerily through the branches overhead.
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Penumbra Tamerlane, Servant of Death says, "Maybe he's a cross-breed, Faeling
and Human."
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Ciaran Aen'ye says, "If thats difficult to believe."
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Ciaran Aen'ye says, "They are both male as well..."
Triden2005-10-27 20:39:23
This made me laugh so much..

Eromhlak opens a spout on a glass alembic and drains the last drops of the
liquid into a ruby vial.
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Eromhlak gives some bloodstone vials to Spirit Ranger, Letho Vryce, Wolverine
Hunter.
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Eromhlak gives some ruby vials to Spirit Ranger, Letho Vryce, Wolverine Hunter.
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Eromhlak gives some moonstone vials to Spirit Ranger, Letho Vryce, Wolverine
Hunter.
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Eromhlak gives a sapphire vial to Spirit Ranger, Letho Vryce, Wolverine Hunter.
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Eromhlak's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.
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"What the...?" says Letho, looking puzzled.
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Spirit Ranger, Letho Vryce, Wolverine Hunter says, "Telling me i cant give more than 50."
You snicker softly to yourself.
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You say, "Give 1800 gold to erom."5922h, 1873m, 3568e, 10p elrxkdb-
You pat Letho in a friendly manner.
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Spirit Ranger, Letho Vryce, Wolverine Hunter exclaims, "I know that!"
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Eromhlak's eyes sparkle with amusement.
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You snicker softly to yourself.
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Spirit Ranger, Letho Vryce, Wolverine Hunter says, "It's not working."
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You say, "Got yer gold out?"
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You peer at Letho unscrupulously.
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You get 28798 gold sovereigns from a black leather and silk backpack.
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You wave some gold sovereigns about energetically.
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Letho gets some gold sovereigns from a black leather and silk backpack
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You roll on the floor, laughing.
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You put 28798 gold sovereigns in a black leather and silk backpack.
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Eromhlak's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.
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Letho gives some gold sovereigns to Eromhlak.
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Letho coughs softly.
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You snicker at Letho.
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Letho puts some gold sovereigns in a black leather and silk backpack.
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Letho shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.
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Tender of the Fellowship, Eromhlak, Moon Coven Wisdom Sapling says, "I don't
take library cards."
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Eromhlak chuckles long and heartily.
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You double over in laughter, wiping the tears from your eyes.

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Diamante2005-10-28 00:53:06
Kamikaze Munsia D'cente`, Rabid Furrikin says, "Get me corpses."
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A brief shiver runs through your body.
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Kamikaze Munsia D'cente`, Rabid Furrikin says, "Need it for my fetish."

And thats not even the kinky part..... ohmy.gif
Vix2005-10-28 01:36:03
The Portal of Fate flashes as Recreate steps through, now ready to begin a
fresh life in Lusternia.

What's sad is the same guy stepped through the portal a few days ago.
Unknown2005-10-28 12:21:05
QUOTE
You put your hands on your hips and go "Hmmm!"
2955h, 4480m, 5242e, 10p, 12335en, 19265w exk-
A thoughtful scholar shrieks, "Death to the enemies of Elryn!" and approaches
Niara in a threatening manner.
A thoughtful scholar shrieks, "Death to the enemies of Elryn!" and approaches
Niara in a threatening manner.
A thoughtful scholar shrieks, "Death to the enemies of Elryn!" and approaches
Niara in a threatening manner.
A thoughtful scholar shrieks, "Death to the enemies of Elryn!" and approaches
Niara in a threatening manner.
A thoughtful scholar shrieks, "Death to the enemies of Elryn!" and approaches
Niara in a threatening manner.
A thoughtful scholar shrieks, "Death to the enemies of Elryn!" and approaches
Niara in a threatening manner.
A thoughtful scholar shrieks, "Death to the enemies of Elryn!" and approaches
Niara in a threatening manner.
A thoughtful scholar shrieks, "Death to the enemies of Elryn!" and approaches
Niara in a threatening manner.
A thoughtful scholar shrieks, "Death to the enemies of Elryn!" and approaches
Niara in a threatening manner.
A thoughtful scholar shrieks, "Death to the enemies of Elryn!" and approaches
Niara in a threatening manner.
2955h, 4480m, 5242e, 10p, 12335en, 19265w exk-

My lovely, thoughtful army. wub.gif

laugh.gif
Ashteru2005-10-28 16:14:25
Darkened Finn d'Koicei, Seeker of the Murder says, "May I ask who attacked the
shrine?"

Luthe d'Murani, Disciple of the Way says, "Munsrim."

roflmao.gif That was -good-!
Soll2005-10-28 19:37:34
On the topic of someone being away/AFK
QUOTE
The Divine voice of Isune, the lost echoes in your head, "Does he?"

You tell Isune, the lost, "*whine* Seems like it. He went to leave, then didn't leave, and isn't really doing all of anything."

The Divine voice of Isune, the lost echoes in your head, "Who among us can ever say we're really here?"

You tell Isune, the lost, "Estarra."

The Divine voice of Isune, the lost echoes in your head, "... Okay, good
answer."
Unknown2005-10-28 23:24:49
The Divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord echoes in your head, "Huh?"

Heehee biggrin.gif

---

(The Clan): You say, "If I'm gonna be doing this all day I'll get arthiritits."

(The Clan): Arix says, "Arthritits?"

(The Clan): You say, "Arthiritis, however you spell it."

(The Clan): Arix says, "Nahhh, I like arthritits better."

---

<>: You say, "Let's have us a hunting party."

<>: Vesar says, "For who?"

<>: You say, "With Vesar's cubix."

<>: You say, "For me."

<>: You say, "I mean the guild."

<>: Vesar says, "You want me to hunt you?"

---

Brendel tells you, "And... are you male or female? I don't know whether to call
you "Sir" or "Ma'am"."

SIGH
Richter2005-10-29 01:51:12
(The Merchant's Guild): Diamante (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Thats
getting quoted luthe tongue.gif."
3310h, 3210m, 3100e, 10p ex-clt what is?

(The Merchant's Guild): You say, "What is?"
3310h, 3210m, 3100e, 10p ex-
(The Merchant's Guild): Diamante (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Clan
switch 5."
3310h, 3210m, 3100e, 10p ex-
(The Merchant's Guild): Luthe (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Different
clan."
Nymerya2005-10-29 02:43:15
You feel an unusually strong lust for Yrael.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Eiru.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Trooper Sethai d'Kaarsis, of Darkened
Blades.
You feel an unusually strong lust for First Sergeant, Lady Kujo, Caducus'
Seductress.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Kalas Mell.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Apprentice Asarnil.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Magister Thorgal d'Irande.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Scribe Tsakar d'Koicei, Planar Wanderer.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Death Trooper Davis i'Xiia.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Sanguinary Sycophant, Dvyrus d'Erlette.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Master Kahazul Can'tah, the Malignant
Gaze.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Lyth.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Archon Richter Carthan.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Dysolis.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Thrall Kymir, Vengeful Initiate.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Karrah.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Sekreh.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Mistress Alyara d'Murani, Scholar of the
Soil.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Keshnor d'Erlette, Protector of Stone.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Kaervas d'Murani, the Ascendant Fury.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Ialie, the Mystericon.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Heresiarch Nokraenom d'Erlette.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Pupil Nogard.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Grove Steward Barrin, Mist Walker.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Myrmidon Rakor.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Protector of Stone, Ukanthru Gar'Haruk.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Yasthane, Protector of the Stones.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Nightborne Destridas of the Dark Weave.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Pupil Chyren.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Trooper Shiro.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Gwynevere.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Rafla.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Drill Sergeant Lusien Ookamizoku.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Acolyte Anisu.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Protector of Stones, Hallen, Nali's
Darling.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Urth Mizrym, Instrument of the Fates.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Pupil Gemina.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Ur'Guard Initiate, Gromlin.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Stonecold Borca, Lord of the Taint.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Enchantress Syara d'Erlette.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Acolyte Tenqual.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Ur'Warlord Daevos Feyranti, Dragon of Midnight.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Warmonger Lyco, Dreadlord Apprentice.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Ciaran Aen'ye.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Ur'Guard Initiate, Sovaea d'Erlette.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Azrion, Wandering Author.
Kaileigh2005-10-29 03:27:49
Chastity has been slain by the might of a dirty fink.

chas·ti·ty Audio pronunciation of "chastity" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (chst-t)
n.

1. The condition or quality of being pure or chaste.
2.
1. Virginity.
2. Virtuous character.
3. Celibacy.
Vix2005-10-29 03:43:17
The unearthly voice of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs whispers upon the ether,
"Well, that was certainly close - Vix missed winning the hunt by a single
Astraea!"
Astraea, Devout of Night shouts, "I've converted to the hamster race."

Dangit. I need to clone her and get more.
Vix2005-10-29 03:46:24
This hamster is entirely hairless, looking rather strange with its folds of
skin on display. Sniffing around, it gives out high-pitched squeaks as it
scurries around the area. He is called 'Squelch.'
A tiny hairless hamster appears to lack strength.
He weighs 3 ounce(s).
He is loyal to Vexed Vix, High Wiccan Vixen.
A tiny hairless hamster is holding:
Nothing.

EDIT: Wow, he attacks fast... I ordered him to kill someone and about four attacks went through in about a second.
Joli2005-10-29 06:13:00
Pointing your staff at Veralidaine, icy water erupts forth and pounds into her
body. Veralidaine gasps from the shock of the cold water, the very breath
knocked out of them.

Veralidaine takes a drink from a turquoise vial.


/=========================\\
{ Equilibrium Recovered }
\\=========================/

Pointing your staff at Veralidaine, icy water erupts forth and pounds into her
body. Veralidaine gasps from the shock of the cold water, the very breath
knocked out of them.

Veralidaine coughs softly.

/=========================\\
{ Equilibrium Recovered }
\\=========================/

Veralidaine rolls on the floor, laughing.

Pointing your staff at Veralidaine, icy water erupts forth and pounds into her
body. Veralidaine gasps from the shock of the cold water, the very breath
knocked out of them.
No longer able to stand the brutal force of the icy waters, Veralidaine
struggles for one last breath before succumbing to death.
You have slain Veralidaine.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
The voice of Avechna whispers in your mind a warning about initiating combat
with Veralidaine.


/=========================\\
{ Equilibrium Recovered }
\\=========================/

You say, "Oi."

(Celest): Morik says, "A child dare tell an elder they're lying?"

A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey.

Lavinia tells you, "Meep."

Veralidaine arrives from the in.

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

The Path of Solitude. (road).
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. A smattering of
clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. His brow deeply
furrowed, a thoughtful scholar paces back and forth here. Aqua Applicant
Veralidaine is here.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.


Veralidaine nods her head sagely.

The Divine voice of Elcyrion, the Erudite echoes in your head, "Tsk tsk tsk."



oh my lord I almost fainted. ninja.gif tongue.gif
Shorlen2005-10-29 07:06:32
Ulkryth arrives from the east.
He is followed by a dwarven pilgrim, a thoughtful scholar, a thoughtful
scholar, a thoughtful scholar, a thoughtful scholar, a thoughtful scholar, a
thoughtful scholar, a thoughtful scholar, and a thoughtful scholar.

A thoughtful scholar gasps and looks around, eyes filling with tears.
A thoughtful scholar says, "So many books! Oh, I never imagined. I could lose
myself here forever! Here, take this with my thanks"
A thoughtful scholar gives Ulkryth a small bag of gold, then rushes off and
disappears amongst the bookshelves.
You gasp with the realization that Ulkryth has reached the level of Lusternian.
A thoughtful scholar gasps and looks around, eyes filling with tears.
A thoughtful scholar says, "So many books! Oh, I never imagined. I could lose
myself here forever! Here, take this with my thanks"
A thoughtful scholar gives Ulkryth a small bag of gold, then rushes off and
disappears amongst the bookshelves.
A thoughtful scholar gasps and looks around, eyes filling with tears.
A thoughtful scholar says, "So many books! Oh, I never imagined. I could lose
myself here forever! Here, take this with my thanks"
A thoughtful scholar gives Ulkryth a small bag of gold, then rushes off and
disappears amongst the bookshelves.
A thoughtful scholar gasps and looks around, eyes filling with tears.
A thoughtful scholar says, "So many books! Oh, I never imagined. I could lose
myself here forever! Here, take this with my thanks"
A thoughtful scholar gives Ulkryth a small bag of gold, then rushes off and
disappears amongst the bookshelves.
You gasp with the realization that Ulkryth has reached the level of Novice.
A thoughtful scholar gasps and looks around, eyes filling with tears.
A thoughtful scholar says, "So many books! Oh, I never imagined. I could lose
myself here forever! Here, take this with my thanks"
A thoughtful scholar gives Ulkryth a small bag of gold, then rushes off and
disappears amongst the bookshelves.
A thoughtful scholar gasps and looks around, eyes filling with tears.
A thoughtful scholar says, "So many books! Oh, I never imagined. I could lose
myself here forever! Here, take this with my thanks"
A thoughtful scholar gives Ulkryth a small bag of gold, then rushes off and
disappears amongst the bookshelves.
A thoughtful scholar gasps and looks around, eyes filling with tears.
A thoughtful scholar says, "So many books! Oh, I never imagined. I could lose
myself here forever! Here, take this with my thanks"
A thoughtful scholar gives Ulkryth a small bag of gold, then rushes off and
disappears amongst the bookshelves.
A thoughtful scholar gasps and looks around, eyes filling with tears.
A thoughtful scholar says, "So many books! Oh, I never imagined. I could lose
myself here forever! Here, take this with my thanks"
A thoughtful scholar gives Ulkryth a small bag of gold, then rushes off and
disappears amongst the bookshelves.
You gasp with the realization that Ulkryth has reached the level of Innocuous.

Ulkryth nods his head emphatically.
Unknown2005-10-29 08:16:51
(House of Shadows): Anisu (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ofcourse I do,
dang you I'm a woman, I want it to be a big deal."
Unknown2005-10-29 09:14:10
You see Pixie Dancer, Shazana Whytetower-Moonleaf yell, "Menopause, here I
come!"
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