Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Ialie2006-05-28 00:27:01
QUOTE

Veonira stumbles and grimaces, holding her head and her stomach as she suffers
the wrath of a triple moon necklace.



Oooh Merloch designed that necklace! Its his ghost!
Unknown2006-05-28 03:58:08
(The Iron Council): Veonira says, "Sucky sucky five dollah."

(The Iron Council): Veonira says, "...Ignore that."

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Unknown2006-05-28 06:01:15
teleport to nexus
You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
AUTOHEALER OFF
Tora.
3780h, 2810m, 2700e, 7p, 17800en, 14200w x-

Grand Templar Tervic Aristata, Winged Marshal of the Aegis says, "And go from
there."
3780h, 2810m, 2700e, 7p, 17800en, 14200w x-

/=========================\\
{ Equilibrium Recovered }
\\=========================/
3780h, 2810m, 2700e, 7p, 17800en, 14200w ex-

You teleport along the aether strands to Tora.
AUTOHEALER ON
Tervic follows you ether.
The diamond of Urlach.
Penitent Ryuker, Instrument of the Fates is here, sprawled on the floor. He
wields an iron shield in his left hand. Urth Tora, Instrument of the Fates is
here.
You see exits leading southeast and southwest.
3780h, 2810m, 2700e, 7p, 17800en, 14200w ex-


WTF?!?!?!
Unknown2006-05-28 06:04:27
QUOTE(Corinthian @ May 27 2006, 11:01 PM) 291743

teleport to nexus
You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
AUTOHEALER OFF
Tora.
3780h, 2810m, 2700e, 7p, 17800en, 14200w x-

Grand Templar Tervic Aristata, Winged Marshal of the Aegis says, "And go from
there."
3780h, 2810m, 2700e, 7p, 17800en, 14200w x-

/=========================\\
{ Equilibrium Recovered }
\\=========================/
3780h, 2810m, 2700e, 7p, 17800en, 14200w ex-

You teleport along the aether strands to Tora.
AUTOHEALER ON
Tervic follows you ether.
The diamond of Urlach.
Penitent Ryuker, Instrument of the Fates is here, sprawled on the floor. He
wields an iron shield in his left hand. Urth Tora, Instrument of the Fates is
here.
You see exits leading southeast and southwest.
3780h, 2810m, 2700e, 7p, 17800en, 14200w ex-
WTF?!?!?!


The command is TELEPORT NEXUS, not TELEPORT TO NEXUS

The "TO" part is what sent you to TOra.
Rhoan2006-05-28 06:30:32
Just because I found this cute.

Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor sweeps up some of Rhoan's mess.

and then later on...

Tully says to a ragged beggar, "Pardon me boyo, but have ye seen any of Rhoan's splatterblotches anywhere's?"


Unknown2006-05-28 06:30:48
hahahaha

I found it hilarious, tho tongue.gif
Daganev2006-05-28 17:22:37
Sorry, this isn't exactly a lusternia quote, however I found it too funny I had to mention it to somebody.

News anchor: "Really, the only thing Americans want to see now is the Death toll numbers go down, instead of up."


I guess the news anchor knows something about the U.S. getting a rezz skill the next envoy report.
Forren2006-05-28 18:55:36
(Market): You say, "Sick of Magnagorans, oh so smelly? Perhaps web them so
they're stuck on their belly? Forren's enchantments!"

(Market): Incabulos says, "If you're ugly like Forren, you might want to ask...
Incabulos Tailoring will provide you a mask!"
Unknown2006-05-28 19:03:42
That was quite funny i laughed when i first read it.
Soll2006-05-28 19:58:38
QUOTE

Soll softly chants into your ear, and you are magnetically pulled towards him.
3088h, 5992m, 5832e, 10p, 14340en, 26796w k---\\\\20:57:34:796//(M:-48)
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
3088h, 5992m, 5832e, 10p, 14340en, 26802w xk---\\\\20:57:36:218//
Krellan traces glyphs in the air, and they begin to glow ominously.
3088h, 5992m, 5832e, 10p, 14340en, 26802w xk---\\\\20:57:36:515//
The following beings are in your entourage:
A celestial archangel#48072.
The following players are in your entourage:
3088h, 5992m, 5832e, 10p, 14340en, 26802w xk---\\\\20:57:37:109//
You are following Annointed Lieutenant Soll Peulus, the Absent Minded Halcyon.
The people following you are:
Annointed Lieutenant Soll Peulus, the Absent Minded Halcyon

Unknown2006-05-28 20:21:57
QUOTE
3223h, 4645m, 4232e, 10p ex-
A fae knight exclaims, "You are an enemy of my queen!"
3223h, 4645m, 4232e, 10p ex-look

A bass overtone.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
Strange formations gambol down the lane creating a distinct edge to the pathway.
Flipping and tumbling end over end, their rock forms create a subtle grinding
that provides a bass overlay for the song tinkling in from the south. Despite
the seemingly random acrobatics being performed, none fall out of line or onto
the stone that lies dormant creating the path. Colourful berries line the bushes
that stand at attention just outside of the pathway, a delicious treat for those
who travel this route. A wiccan broom floats here, vibrating with energy. A
royal knight of Faethorn stands here at the ready. Penumbra Diamante Stillwind,
Servant of Binding is here, shrouded. He wields an athame dagger in his left
hand and a golden sunburst shield in his right.
You see exits leading north and south.
3223h, 4645m, 4232e, 10p ex-
A fae knight leaps upward with his sword extended before crashing its hilt against Diamante's head.
3223h, 4645m, 4232e, 10p ex-

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Xenthos2006-05-28 20:23:50
QUOTE(Wesmin @ May 28 2006, 04:21 PM) 291871

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Did you miss him dying to the Daughters multiple times over the last couple weeks? tongue.gif
Unknown2006-05-28 20:37:46
QUOTE(Xenthos @ May 28 2006, 04:23 PM) 291872

Did you miss him dying to the Daughters multiple times over the last couple weeks? tongue.gif


Yes, I've been forgetting to put deathsense up a lot lately. blush.gif
Unknown2006-05-28 23:07:33
QUOTE
You say, "Well hello there, would you like me to take you to avechna's peak?"
A dwarven pilgrim says, "Truly? You will lead me up Avechna's Peak? That is most
kind of you, good human."
A dwarven pilgrim begins to follow you.
3009h, 2775m, 3009e, 10p, 13945en, 13000w ex-
A forcefield around a cow flares, absorbing all damage.
3009h, 2775m, 3009e, 10p, 13945en, 13000w ex-
sw
You bump into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Alabaster Road. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
3009h, 2775m, 3009e, 10p, 13943en, 13000w e-
/=========================\\
{ Balance Recovered }
\\=========================/
3009h, 2775m, 3009e, 10p, 13943en, 13000w ex-
(Celest): Hakkar says, "Stupid Rocs."
3009h, 2775m, 3009e, 10p, 13945en, 13000w ex-
ne
Alabaster Road. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A statue of
Ialie stands here, memorializing her noble spirit. A cow wanders about
aimlessly, minding its own business and paying you no attention.
You see exits leading east and southwest.
3009h, 2775m, 3009e, 10p, 13943en, 13000w ex-
A forcefield around a cow flares, absorbing all damage.
3009h, 2775m, 3009e, 10p, 13943en, 13000w ex-
A forcefield around a cow flares, absorbing all damage.
3009h, 2775m, 3009e, 10p, 13945en, 13000w ex-
A forcefield around a cow flares, absorbing all damage.
3009h, 2775m, 3009e, 10p, 13945en, 13000w ex-
eh
"Eh?" you say curiously.
3009h, 2775m, 3009e, 10p, 13945en, 13000w ex-
poke cow
With your mighty index finger extended, you poke the corpse of a cow.
3009h, 2775m, 3009e, 10p, 13945en, 13000w ex-
A forcefield around a cow flares, absorbing all damage.



It spooked Peter when this was happeneing to Avechna, but it's kinda funny when I see it happening to a cow. Reminds me of all those stories of aliens stealing cattle.

Edit: The dead cow I poked was one already in my inventory.
tsaephai2006-05-29 00:33:01
QUOTE(Fugisawa @ May 28 2006, 07:07 PM) 291894

It spooked Peter when this was happeneing to Avechna, but it's kinda funny when I see it happening to a cow. Reminds me of all those stories of aliens stealing cattle.

AHA! More proof for my theory that all videogames are Hindu!
Tsuki2006-05-29 00:57:21
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Kalodan says, "Now that I've seduced four very large,
masculine, bronzed Taurian, who wear nothing but a heavy loincloth and drip
sexual masculinity, I can't decide what I'm going to do with them in this
crowded tent with all this leather oil with them, all on our lonesome."
Verithrax2006-05-29 01:28:57
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, wish I hadn't read that.
Unknown2006-05-29 06:13:17
Some people take typos too seriously.

You shout, "Why don't you come and hurl yourself at Lord Baalphegar, if your
bravery is so great? I'm sure he would be willing to take time from his
complentations to sunder your very soul."

The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "Contemplations, silly
boy."
Shiri2006-05-29 06:16:40
Rafael has sacrificed himself for the resurrection of Sheia.
You see the death occur at the Mountains of Ineffable Wisdom.

Sheia has died due to drowning.

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Acrune2006-05-29 06:34:58
At least there's a body now tongue.gif