Just try not to imagine Kalodan surrounded by a bunch of oily, glistening Taurians. Just try.....muhahaha. oh, and Kalodan would probably oily too, just to make the mental image worse

oh, and heres the first thing I heard upon entering the realms earlier:

Scholar of the Mind, Jaskata Tredia, Mage of Molten Earth says, "Ohh!"

Scholar of the Mind, Jaskata Tredia, Mage of Molten Earth says, "Try and mount it in my room."

Hi. This is Verithrax's mother. I've come to warn you all that in a gesture of ineffable mercy, Verithrax's larynx just throttled his brain. He will be missed.

Two-thirds of my health, fully deffed.

Yeah that sucked alot...darn aquamancers splash thier water every where!

I was immolated twice that day...and so where numerous others.

Thankfully the Lost City Node we got awhile ago made up for it!

I hate that super leech, I remember on some of my novice alts I'd be fighting those and suddenly I'd die from the super strong attack.

no, not really

Yeah, heh, that sucked. ANd yea, gave me a body to go rezz on Prime.

(CLAN): Torak (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "No one interupt me and Rafael."

I wasn't paying attention to that channel until that statement I guess I should've been paying attention and it wouldn't have brought such bad thoughts to my mind

It was fun when it was just the Ur'dead and Murphy going at it.

It was when everybody else started shouting where it went down hill. In my opinion.

All the posts were moved into the other thread about Divine Zap and Disrespect in general.

EDIT: Yay, I am a mod now!

(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "Wuss."
3380h, 3321m, 3611e, 10p elrxkdb<>-
(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, "Nah."
3380h, 3321m, 3611e, 10p elrxkdb<>-
(Bellator Societas): Iblis says, "I'll wuss you, you miniature fox bastard."

(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "I think Iblis killed me."
(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "Hmm."
(Bellator Societas): Iblis says, "Fwahaha."
(Bellator Societas): Murphy says, "I'm the leader of the team."
(Bellator Societas): Murphy says, "They all respond to my commands instantly."
(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "Yea yea, take his credit why don't you."
(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "Don't stand for that Iblis!"
(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "Beat him up!"
(Bellator Societas): Iblis says, "Yes!"
(Bellator Societas): Iblis says, "Only, no."
(Bellator Societas): Murphy says, "Psh, geomancers are my minions."
(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "Bloody coup!"
(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "Pah."
(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "Wuss."
(Bellator Societas): Murphy says, "Not really."
(Bellator Societas): Murphy says, "In battle though they all staff off my
command."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Nah."
(Bellator Societas): Iblis says, "I'll wuss you, you miniature fox bastard."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Rofl."
(Bellator Societas): Iblis says, "I'll nail you to an even smaller fox and he'll
run around screaming and flapping your corpse around like a wet flag."
(Bellator Societas): Diamante says, "Double whammy sleep."
(Bellator Societas): Iblis says, "A WET LIFELESS FLAG."
(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "Oh, not the...lifeless...flag thing."
(Bellator Societas): Iblis says, "I win."
(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "Yea, I think the lifeless flag wins it.
(Huh.)"
(Bellator Societas): You say, "...I love you Iblis."
(Bellator Societas): Diamante says, "Iblis."
(Bellator Societas): Diamante says, "Take her now."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Indeed."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Wait no."
(Bellator Societas): Iblis says, "Yeah, take my IG grandma."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "My veo !"
(Bellator Societas): You say, "ROFL."
(Bellator Societas): Diamante says, "Even more kinky."
(Bellator Societas): Iblis says, "TAKE ME NOW GRAMMY."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "HOLD ON, LEMME GET MY CANE."
(Bellator Societas): Diamante says, "Dirty."
(Bellator Societas): Diamante says, "It's a vibrating cane."
(Bellator Societas): Iblis says, "*thrust* *thrust* *thrust* *crack*."
(Bellator Societas): Iblis says, ""There goes a hip.""

.................

(House d'Murani): Iblis says, "If you are not firm with midgets, they think
they're real people."
(House d'Murani): Iblis says, "The old Willy Wonka film-makers had that
problem."
(House d'Murani): Iblis says, "Many oompa-loompas tasted the iron fist of
righteousness that day."



... Sometimes I wonder about him.

A combination of sleep deprivation, apple juice and vodka has led to this condition which I fondly name "hyintoxnia". Hyintoxnia breeds crazed humour, paranoia, and bizarre hallucinations. I don't recommend it.

A copy and paste I saw, felt that such atrocities should not go unknown.


Warning****the following will rape your mind.


























Urth Saverio, Instrument of the Fates steps in, demostrating his huge mascunality. He looks with yellow eyesfull with melting pasion and stares at you both. "Can I join in the party" he says with a voice full of lost. He then reveals three tentacles looking quite phallic and says "Sorry, but Nil made me grow tentacles, like Lord Gorgulu. I bet you can enjoy them." The tentacles then proceed to enter both cavities of Zaragoo and the only cavity of Seth.

The typos raped my mind. I don't really mind the rest.

Hmm your right nothing like good wholesome viscanti tentacle raping to get you started in the morning

Yup. As a Serenwildian Mistell Conneisseur, I give this one 4 out of 10 for form (typos!), 7 for style and 8+ for invention.

EDIT: I am well aware that this was not a mistell.